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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #50 on: October 21, 2009, 12:46:12 PM »
Lucky bastards, I love Cuba. Can't go from here without hopping to MTL first which is too much work.

GodBless dual citizenship thought.

I can't wait to hit the cigar factories... Montecristo and Romeo & Julietta here I come!!!

with my fiancee I can bring back about 100 cigars back with me! :D I'll fedex ya a box.

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #51 on: October 21, 2009, 01:09:43 PM »
I can't wait to hit the cigar factories... Montecristo and Romeo & Julietta here I come!!!

with my fiancee I can bring back about 100 cigars back with me! :D I'll fedex ya a box.


DO NOT BUY CIGARS FROM STREET VENDORS!!!  You'll see guys offering cigars 1/2 as much as stores will. I'll tell you this.  Even though you are in cuba you can still buy lots of fake shit off the street.  Go into the official stores and buy from there or you'll just end up getting crap cigars.  People fall for it all the time and think just because they are in cuba that all cigars are actually real cuban cigars.

One thing as well.  Cuban customs will verify that you actually bought legit cigars from a legit source or else they will confiscate.  So keep your receipts from the store to prove they are real.

Right now there are a lot of special releases so you can get some real nice sticks. Look for the Monte Sublimes, the Partagas Salomones, maybe get some cohiba robustos and get lots of custom rolled ones.

You'll find famous rollers right in the heart of havana.  Check for rollers named "Hamlet" and "La China" and "Taboada"  these are the names they go by, I kid you not.  They roll some amazing sticks. I always get a bundle from them when I'm there.

You can also buy some special Habanos releases that you can only get on the island.  But please only buy from legit stores or you are getting scammed.

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #52 on: October 21, 2009, 01:14:03 PM »
DO NOT BUY CIGARS FROM STREET VENDORS!!!  You'll see guys offering cigars 1/2 as much as stores will. I'll tell you this.  Even though you are in cuba you can still buy lots of fake shit off the street.  Go into the official stores and buy from there or you'll just end up getting crap cigars.  People fall for it all the time and think just because they are in cuba that all cigars are actually real cuban cigars.

One thing as well.  Cuban customs will verify that you actually bought legit cigars from a legit source or else they will confiscate.  So keep your receipts from the store to prove they are real.

Right now there are a lot of special releases so you can get some real nice sticks. Look for the Monte Sublimes, the Partagas Salomones, maybe get some cohiba robustos and get lots of custom rolled ones.

You'll find famous rollers right in the heart of havana.  Check for rollers named "Hamlet" and "La China" and "Taboada"  these are the names they go by, I kid you not.  They roll some amazing sticks. I always get a bundle from them when I'm there.

You can also buy some special Habanos releases that you can only get on the island.  But please only buy from legit stores or you are getting scammed.

Thanks for the info bro! will definetly print this out and keep on me when I'm in Havana, I actually read what you said on a bunch of travel sites as well (about buying cigars from legit gov't run stores and not street vendors) good to know about the custom rollers! ;)

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Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
« Reply #53 on: October 21, 2009, 02:21:45 PM »
No homo. Stop buying pills, stretching it or stuffing your speedo like Levrone, she doesn't really care  ;D

http://phalliccymbals.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/world_penis_sizes.gif



notice how the italians are the biggest on that list "alex"?

Mr. Levrone is also half black, don't be jealous  ;D

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #54 on: October 21, 2009, 03:39:04 PM »
Lucky bastards, I love Cuba. Can't go from here without hopping to MTL first which is too much work.

GodBless dual citizenship thought.

Of course your french canadian ass would. Why don't you tell us how much you love S. Arabia next, SM23?

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #55 on: October 21, 2009, 03:41:18 PM »
LOL!

Yup I still use 'em and I love it. I augment it with cooked rice or other starchy carbs.

Favorite is chicken but onion is pretty good too, they all are.
that's why i love alex23

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #56 on: October 21, 2009, 03:42:22 PM »
that's why i love alex23

The French can cook. I'll give him that

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #57 on: October 21, 2009, 03:47:06 PM »
The French can cook. I'll give him that
et je ne sais qua a fabulous!

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Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
« Reply #58 on: October 21, 2009, 04:00:08 PM »
notice how the italians are the biggest on that list "alex"?
Mr. Levrone is also half black, don't be jealous  ;D
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More power "in" you Earl.


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Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
« Reply #59 on: October 21, 2009, 04:04:02 PM »
notice how the italians are the biggest on that list "alex"?

Mr. Levrone is also half black, don't be jealous  ;D

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The weirdest thing I have ever read.

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #60 on: October 21, 2009, 04:04:34 PM »
Don't real Cuban boxes have a stamped label or are they fake too?

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #61 on: October 21, 2009, 04:23:19 PM »
Don't real Cuban boxes have a stamped label or are they fake too?

www.justfakes.com

you can make your own box.  That's why you have to trust the source.

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #62 on: October 21, 2009, 04:31:07 PM »
Holy shit how is that place not being sued?

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #63 on: October 21, 2009, 04:32:21 PM »
Holy shit how is that place not being sued?

because there are no sellers of real cubans n the US

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #64 on: October 21, 2009, 04:40:28 PM »
That's messed up >:(

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #65 on: October 21, 2009, 04:41:36 PM »
That's messed up >:(

it's what they get for allowing the soviets to host nukes 90 mi off the coast of FL

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Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
« Reply #66 on: October 21, 2009, 04:59:13 PM »
as predicted, the caulk talk is about to reach 3 pages...
tank u jesus

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Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
« Reply #67 on: October 21, 2009, 05:21:32 PM »
as predicted, the caulk talk is about to reach 3 pages...

Glad you could join us, Bobbyyyyh...

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Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
« Reply #68 on: October 21, 2009, 05:28:05 PM »
Haha Arabs getting raped on that Chart, poor IronNeck
 ;D

Btw im gonna be brutally honest here and say i have the average dick size in France.. If a chick ever called my dick small atleast i would know she was wrong since i know it's average lol.


Anyway, who gives a shit if females enjoy themselves, it's what you get out of it that counts,

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Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
« Reply #69 on: October 21, 2009, 05:31:31 PM »
Haha Arabs getting raped on that Chart, poor IronNeck
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Btw im gonna be brutally honest here and say i have the average dick size in France..
chances are you not measuring right

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Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
« Reply #70 on: October 21, 2009, 05:33:24 PM »
chances are you not measuring right
Press measuring tape at the base and hold the tape out, how can that go wrong...

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #71 on: October 21, 2009, 05:45:23 PM »
et je ne sais qua a fabulous!

ta gueule abruti.

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Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
« Reply #72 on: October 21, 2009, 05:45:49 PM »
a former prositute friend of mine (from the sweet bunch) told me she avoided banging asians because the condom tends to "slip".

Haha ''former prostitute friend''. Your mother's a giant whore.

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Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
« Reply #73 on: October 21, 2009, 05:46:06 PM »
Press measuring tape at the base and hold the tape out, how can that go wrong...


Don't press, you get an additional centimeter that way.  ;) This is exact science bro.

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Re: Alex 23...
« Reply #74 on: October 21, 2009, 06:44:17 PM »
ta gueule abruti.

Chriss de cave on here lately....