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Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« on: October 27, 2009, 04:13:01 PM »
I know I sure would.  I would be moving all over the place, keeping the big glom off balance and winded.  I would keep sticking jabs in his oversized face, stinging him and frustrating him.  I would dance away from him as he throws his big, errant haymakers and roundhouses, only to come back in with a flurry of hooks and crosses, dazing and humiliating him and his big useless muscles.  Then I would seal the deal with a big right and leave the punk writhing on the canvas, wondering what day it is.
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Signifying Monkey

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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2009, 04:14:09 PM »
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2009, 04:14:30 PM »
How bout on PS 3 then ;D
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2009, 04:18:28 PM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on October 27, 2009, 04:13:01 PM
I know I sure would.  I would be moving all over the place, keeping the big glom off balance and winded.  I would keep sticking jabs in his oversized face, stinging him and frustrating him.  I would dance away from him as he throws his big, errant haymakers and roundhouses, only to come back in with a flurry of hooks and crosses, dazing and humiliating him and his big useless muscles.  Then I would seal the deal with a big right and leave the punk writhing on the canvas, wondering what day it is.

You spend your days fantasizing about me?

strange...
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The RedMeatKid

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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2009, 04:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Chick on October 27, 2009, 04:18:28 PM
You spend your days fantasizing about me?

strange...

Don't get it twisted, boy.  I'm talking about boxing and leaving you beaten and bruised in a legally sanctioned match. 
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2009, 04:24:44 PM »
Bob Chick has some mad squabbles.  I saw him knock out two guys who cut in front of him on the 9th hole at the country club here. 











Sure, they were about 70 years old... but there were two of them.
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2009, 04:29:09 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on October 27, 2009, 04:24:44 PM
Bob Chick has some mad squabbles.  I saw him knock out two guys who cut in front of him on the 9th hole at the country club here. 











Sure, they were about 70 years old... but there were two of them.

Isn't Bob around 60 himself?
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2009, 04:29:47 PM »
Quote from: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 04:29:09 PM
Isn't Bob around 60 himself?

Bob's 40












percent bodyfat.
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Signifying Monkey

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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2009, 04:32:47 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on October 27, 2009, 04:29:47 PM
Bob's 40












percent bodyfat.

pretty decent for an almost senior citizen
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2009, 04:36:03 PM »
Im sorry but I found thsi thread hilarious. Seriously I LOL'd
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2009, 04:40:52 PM »
Bob would crush the redmeatkid.  Bob has "old man strength"
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2009, 04:43:59 PM »
WE HAVE TO TAKE A TEST?
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2009, 04:49:53 PM »
start jogging on your streets bob so u dont run of out steam after 10 secs-i dont think u have good cardio endurance right now
and i mean real cardio-not the slow walks u do on your busted old treadmill like in war 4 worlds
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2009, 04:51:47 PM »
Quote from: The RedMeatKid on October 27, 2009, 04:13:01 PM
I know I sure would.  I would be moving all over the place, keeping the big glom off balance and winded.  I would keep sticking jabs in his oversized face, stinging him and frustrating him.  I would dance away from him as he throws his big, errant haymakers and roundhouses, only to come back in with a flurry of hooks and crosses, dazing and humiliating him and his big useless muscles.  Then I would seal the deal with a big right and leave the punk writhing on the canvas, wondering what day it is.

and then you would wake up from this wet dream

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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2009, 04:54:48 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on October 27, 2009, 04:51:47 PM
and then you would wake up from this wet dream

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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2009, 05:28:30 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on October 27, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
start jogging on your streets bob so u dont run of out steam after 10 secs-i dont think u have good cardio endurance right now
and i mean real cardio-not the slow walks u do on your busted old treadmill like in war 4 worlds

LOL...right. My "busted old treadmill" cost more than the bucket of bolts you drive son.
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2009, 05:34:22 PM »
Chick is a retired athlete.
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2009, 05:46:46 PM »
I'm ready to drop that tramp...I don't give a rat's ass whether it's in a boxing ring or in a dojo because I'll take him down with my right foot in a Karate match.  I'm ready for that muscle bound lump!
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2009, 05:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Chick on October 27, 2009, 05:28:30 PM
LOL...right. My "busted old treadmill" cost more than the bucket of bolts you drive son.

Can't even take a joke!
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2009, 05:53:14 PM »
Quote from: SS on October 27, 2009, 05:34:22 PM
Chick is a retired athlete man in a thong.
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2009, 05:53:38 PM »
Quote from: Tombo on October 27, 2009, 05:50:48 PM
Can't even take a joke!

he might be old and cranky, but bob will drop kick the redmeatkid through the goalposts of life
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2009, 05:58:14 PM »
Quote from: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 05:53:38 PM
he might be old and cranky, but bob will drop kick the redmeatkid through the goalposts of life
how do u figure this? if movie star bob got winded just walking on his busted old treadmill in war 4 worlds, how is he gonna last in a boxing match?
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2009, 06:01:48 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on October 27, 2009, 05:58:14 PM
how do u figure this? if movie star bob got winded just walking on his busted old treadmill in war 4 worlds, how is he gonna last in a boxing match?

Once again Natty Wonder speaks the truth! :o
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2009, 06:03:35 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on October 27, 2009, 05:58:14 PM
how do u figure this? if movie star bob got winded just walking on his busted old treadmill in war 4 worlds, how is he gonna last in a boxing match?

You're assuming The Redmeatkid will make it go the distance.  Bob will use the tricks he has learned over several decades to end things quickly.  Old age and treachery will beat the kid
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Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2009, 01:43:36 AM »
Quote from: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 06:03:35 PM
You're assuming The Redmeatkid will make it go the distance.  Bob will use the tricks he has learned over several decades to end things quickly.  Old age and treachery will beat the kid

You think Bob's gonna suck his cock for winny?
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