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In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« on: October 28, 2009, 05:46:26 PM »
Scenario:
25-28 year old guy on shoulder press machine. He weighs about 180, has that Ed Hardy shit or whatever it is on, and has 2 toned hair, bright blue and black. (God i have to take the camera).  He just sits on the machine for roughly 15 minutes talking on his cell phone.  2 younger guys walk up wanting to use it, he essentially tells them to fuk off.  This happened an hour ago, now what do you think I did? Remember, this is me,......
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 05:48:23 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on October 28, 2009, 05:46:26 PM
Scenario:
25-28 year old guy on shoulder press machine. He weighs about 180, has that Ed Hardy shit or whatever it is on, and has 2 toned hair, bright blue and black. (God i have to take the camera).  He just sits on the machine for roughly 15 minutes talking on his cell phone.  2 younger guys walk up wanting to use it, he essentially tells them to fuk off.  This happened an hour ago, now what do you think I did? Remember, this is me,......

i can't wait for the real answer

you told him, politely, that the gymnasium is a place to work out
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 05:49:35 PM »
Blind side him with a 25 lb plate & when he's still on the ground you whopped out your cock & pissed on him to further humiliate him?
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2009, 05:50:20 PM »
you offered him candy to politely let you use the machine?

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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2009, 05:51:44 PM »
You told him that the deltoids are essential to a man's physique and that depriving one of such stimulation is a crime against humanity
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2009, 05:52:39 PM »
i wanna see 5 more thoughts then i will fill in the blank
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2009, 05:53:56 PM »
you knee capped him with a 20 inch black rubber dildo?

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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2009, 05:54:04 PM »
you snatched his phone and walked over to the nearest trash can and deposited it in there while he sat in stunned silence?
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2009, 05:54:23 PM »
You pissed on his feet and then told him it was an accident and accidents happen??
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2009, 05:55:30 PM »
You informed him of your status on getbig.com & that you would post his breach of gym etiquette for the whole Internet to ridicule?
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2009, 05:55:59 PM »
You showed him your "Bad Mother Fucker" wallet?
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2009, 05:56:36 PM »
slowly masturbated in the corner, and waited for the optimal point to attack?

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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2009, 05:58:08 PM »
Quote from: Signifying Monkey on October 28, 2009, 05:54:04 PM
you snatched his phone and walked over to the nearest trash can and deposited it in there while he sat in stunned silence?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

where were u when i needed this thought
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2009, 05:58:25 PM »
Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on October 28, 2009, 05:55:59 PM
You showed him your "Bad Mother Fucker" wallet?
 

LMAO!

My guess is you filed a complaint with Gloria, the gym manager?

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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2009, 05:58:50 PM »
Killed him, put his lifeless body in his own car, drove it to the Nevada dessert and set it on fire?
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2009, 05:59:02 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on October 28, 2009, 05:56:36 PM
slowly masturbated in the corner, and waited for the optimal point to attack?

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the gym is round shaped kind of, sadly no corners, but maybe next gym
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2009, 05:59:28 PM »
Told him you boned Twila then bonded and compared std's?
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2009, 05:59:40 PM »
You organized a bukkake attack with the 2 lads that were disrespected?
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2009, 06:00:09 PM »
You spilled your Redline energy drink on him, apologizing profusely and loudly - then smirking and winking at him when nobody else was looking?
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2009, 06:00:18 PM »
listen buddy, I know you and your boyfriend have a big date tonight, and i know you and your blue hair and your body have to look good for that date, and i realize your lust for the man cock is high, but can you kindly get the fuck off that machine so other people can use it

he said something and I made a statement about sticking his blue head in places it didnt fit which led to the  ban, but Im not getting into detail in that

he complained, me byebye
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2009, 06:01:04 PM »
Quote from: Equilibrium on October 28, 2009, 05:58:25 PM
 

LMAO!

My guess is you filed a complaint with Gloria, the gym manager?

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her name was Sarah tyvm  ;D ;D
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2009, 06:01:52 PM »
Got behind him and upright rowed for 15 reps whatever the fuck was on the bar while spitting in his hair?

or

Simply gave him the dirty look and gave him a panick attack  ;D


Thread of the day so far.
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2009, 06:02:47 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on October 28, 2009, 06:00:18 PM
listen buddy, I know you and your boyfriend have a big date tonight, and i know you and your blue hair and your body have to look good for that date, and i realize your lust for the man cock is high, but can you kindly get the fuck off that machine so other people can use it

he said something and I made a statement about sticking his blue head in places it didnt fit which led to the  ban, but Im not getting into detail in that

he complained, me byebye

Weaker than Alex23's wifes choice in men.
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2009, 06:03:00 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on October 28, 2009, 05:46:26 PM
Scenario:
25-28 year old guy on shoulder press machine. He weighs about 180, has that Ed Hardy shit or whatever it is on, and has 2 toned hair, bright blue and black. (God i have to take the camera).  He just sits on the machine for roughly 15 minutes talking on his cell phone.  2 younger guys walk up wanting to use it, he essentially tells them to fuk off.  This happened an hour ago, now what do you think I did? Remember, this is me,......

You need to ask Squadfather.  He was the king of gym ownings.
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Re: In Tribute to Getbig,....I am Banned from the Gym
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2009, 06:04:17 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on October 28, 2009, 06:01:04 PM
her name was Sarah tyvm  ;D ;D

 ;D :D

So spill.......what did you do?

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