i wake up in the morning and smell the shitty aroma coming from my fat pig of a wifes mouth, i roll out of bed onto my carpet, which is covered in vomit and piss stains, and go eat my bbreakfast which consists of a two day old chocolate spinkle donut and a red label budweiser. i go to the gym to train later on after watching married with children, i ride my 500 dollar lawn mower motor powered motorcycle down to the parkign lot where i see the gym owner, he snickers to onew of his clients ( a short buff asian guy with spikey hair) that "here comes the internet idiot who smells liek garbage.."...