Wing man

[Parker]

hahahaha lots of vagina getting pounded in this thread, seriously though it aint no fun if the homies can't get a piece cause you know they want some ... lol fyi the best 'wingmen' are girls

True.. there is no "Shorty, Let me buy you a drink..."

Not Wiggs or Parker, they have the same taste

Phat booty girls...

[Mobil]

wow.. look at the way he's inflated.

all the girls when i was growing up thought he was hot... wow! hes really let himself go.. he loooks like shite!

[MB_722]

Parker or Toxic Avenger

[HTexan]

Ok so I out with some family and friends at the riverwalk. My half bro is drunk and acting like a dick. We are eating now and he is trying to pick A fight with my friend. What is the right move here ?

[GroinkTropin]

Depends. Do you have a gun or not?

[HTexan]

Depends. Do you have a gun or not?

not on me.

[HTexan]

Never mind. Problem solved.

[disturbia]

Never mind. Problem solved.

someone else had gun?

edit: DICE or Anabolic1 from RX showed up with AK-47's and 11 pitbulls and wasted everyone

[johnnynoname]

Your choice, I will be your wing instead and you prove to me your rap on the boards is true.

my rap= girls think i might be "gay" so their guard is already down when i talk to them
it really is like a sneak attack

btw, that isn't even i joke- that's my approach.

[Mr Nobody]

my rap= girls think i might be "gay" so their guard is already down when i talk to them
it really is like a sneak attack

btw, that isn't even i joke- that's my approach.

So Johnny after you get into their minds (they think you are gay) whats your next move to get to the pussy?

[outby43]

So Johnny after you get into their minds (they think you are gay) whats your next move to get to the pussy?

open up that plastic grocery bag of dollar bills

[johnnynoname]

So Johnny after you get into their minds (they think you are gay) whats your next move to get to the pussy?

honestly, their is not systematic approach for me
I have to play it by ear from there

alot of things have to be considered like:
-how drunk she is
-how smart she is
-if i want to get laid, get a number or just talk to someone
etc

mind you, i totally see the irony in me posting this at 5:33am (eastern) while eating breakfast.
You would figure that if i was such a "stud" i would be sleeping with some hottie right now
fact of the matter is i honestly want to just chill out for a couple of weekends and play ALOT of video games  

......oh and i might kinda sorta be with someone ( a girl  ) for right now.....but it wont last long methinks

open up that plastic grocery bag of dollar bills

years ago that wouldn't work but I SWEAR the girls are so vapid and shallow now that that might work actually

thank you paris hilton and lindsey lohan for fucking up all the girls
the girls are fucked up now but wait in ten years given the role models young girls have now

[Mr Nobody]

honestly, their is not systematic approach for me
I have to play it by ear from there

alot of things have to be considered like:
-how drunk she is
-how smart she is
-if i want to get laid, get a number or just talk to someone
etc

mind you, i totally see the irony in me posting this at 5:33am (eastern) while eating breakfast.
You would figure that if i was such a "stud" i would be sleeping with some hottie right now
fact of the matter is i honestly want to just chill out for a couple of weekends and play ALOT of video games 

years ago that wouldn't work but I SWEAR the girls are so vapid and shallow now that that might work actually

thank you paris hilton and lindsey lohan for fucking up all the girls
the girls are fucked up now but wait in ten years given the role models young girls have now

Same time here Bro I get up early before the girls do so I dont have to entertain or answer questions = peace time.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I would probably go out with Sebastian .. just for the fun of it (Sevastase / Winged Lion)

[ironneck]

no way sev would get all the pussy you want bro
he's too handsome and too smart

[DroppingPlates]

"Phat booty girls...

if not Photoshopped, that's a amazing butt-waist ratio. 

[Parker]

if not Photoshopped, that's a amazing butt-waist ratio. 

Nope, not photoshopped. There is video of the photoshoot for the second pic.

no way sev would get all the pussy you want bro
he's too handsome and too smart

I hope you are being sarcastic. That man can't handle any other dude being bigger or better than him. He then starts berating the dude, Haterade style, and if it is one thing a woman hates, it's a jealous man, who she is not dating---showcasing a female trait. The only chicks that will be left are the cross eyed  Grady haird walrus looking females that will say, "I gonna ride you till you die!"

[tendonitis]

offseason, clearly offseason

[RJ DRIVER]

Sev would be a great wingman! and if that doesnt work he could always introduce you to some working gypsies girls.