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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2009, 12:24:00 PM »
Did the space shuttle come back to earth today? Is Tiger Woods helping the NWO with some sort of media distraction while something huge is about to happen this weekend?

Time will tell...Possible earthquake somewhere?

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2009, 12:27:09 PM »
Probably charges of trying to leave the scene of an accident...


They said he pulled out of his driveway.  Besides, there's no report that he hit a car..just a fire hydrant and a tree.

Yea, that Kia Forte is looking pretty good now
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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2009, 12:28:48 PM »
He was pulling out of his driveway at 2:30 in the morning.

Sounds like he had a fight with his wife and decided to get the hell out of there before doing something stupid.

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2009, 12:29:38 PM »
Can't believe no one's mentioned that he's half Asian, yet.    8)

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2009, 12:30:38 PM »
Can't believe no one's mentioned that he's half Asian, yet.    8)

HAHA  that explains the bad driving.
The half black explains the girlfriends.

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2009, 12:34:01 PM »
another perfect person.  was he wearing a seatbelt?  what an idiot

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2009, 12:34:26 PM »
Place your bets

Possible reasons on what happend

1. completely shit faced

2. emotional half ass suicide attempt after finding his caddy in bed with his wife

3. G'd out at the wheel while backing out of his driveway(GHB)

4. Someone tried to kill off Tiger and sabotaged his SUV(possibly Jack Nickluas)

4 1/2. Found out that his kids aren't really his but his arch enemy Phil Michelson's


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Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.

A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.

Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital's own ambulance.

FHP did not report the accident until just after 2 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.



what I can alomost guarantee is he was not wearing a seatbelt

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2009, 12:35:02 PM »
Worst news since the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald ..

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2009, 12:37:02 PM »
are the sistas pissed that he married a blond beauty?

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2009, 12:38:30 PM »
are the sistas pissed that he married a blond beauty?
I'm sure maybe they sabatoged his car

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2009, 12:43:50 PM »
They see him like Barack Obama and a lot of people are licking their chops waiting to see him fall flat on his face.. ;D

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2009, 12:47:50 PM »

 Fox News is all over this naturally.  They see him like Barack Obama and a lot of people are licking their chops waiting to see him fall flat on his face.. ;D

He's one of the most famous people in the world. Are they not supposed to cover it?

I think you're seeing racism where it's not. The media builds builds people up then breaks them down. That's what they do.

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2009, 12:51:22 PM »
He's one of the most famous people in the world. Are they not supposed to cover it?

I think you're seeing racism where it's not. The media builds builds people up then breaks them down. That's what they do.

correct
the media is responsible for the fame and $$$ these guys receive/achieve

then it is fair that they expose them when warranted

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2009, 01:06:29 PM »
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

tiger can have any chick he wants with no effort, why would he stick with just one that he's probably tired of banging?

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2009, 01:07:45 PM »

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2009, 01:08:24 PM »
tigger tigger woods yall

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2009, 01:25:15 PM »
He's one of the most famous people in the world. Are they not supposed to cover it?

I think you're seeing racism where it's not. The media builds builds people up then breaks them down. That's what they do.

I didn't say anything about race.  I was referring to Fox News in particular wanting to take down Tiger Woods because he's good friends with Barack Obama
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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2009, 02:06:40 PM »
I wonder if this accident is somehow tied to the collapse of Dubai, India where Tiger has many investments?...Some estimate that 1/2 his wealth is tied up there...

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2009, 02:28:14 PM »
Fuck Lance Armstrong and Fuck Tiger Woods



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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #45 on: November 27, 2009, 03:17:49 PM »
dont suck to be tiger

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2009, 03:20:25 PM »
I hope his money is ok.
No doubt about it...

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #47 on: November 27, 2009, 03:24:56 PM »
With that clit, she's got potential as a female bodybuilder. :D

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #48 on: November 27, 2009, 03:27:44 PM »
I billion dollars and he can't even afford to get his wifes bush waxed.
No doubt about it...

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #49 on: November 27, 2009, 03:29:29 PM »
I billion dollars and he can't even afford to get his wifes bush waxed.

That's an old pic from when women still had pubic hair.