So you eat bacon? Or just dream about it?
If you put a half-pound of freshly fried bacon in front of me I will destroy it in .3 seconds. When I'm not dieting I have also been known to make large bacon cheeseburgers disappear...
by eating them.. (mixing milk and meat is another no-no).
Crabs too (shellfish are forbidden). As I live in MD I have become quite fond of crab-feasting. That stuff is addictive.