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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2010, 08:33:46 AM »
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2010, 08:37:54 AM »
The cane fields in Hawaii are the best.  They are routinely caught on fire.  Also, don't feed two 400+ pound tigers for 3 days and throw an asshole in the cage with them naked.  They will even lick the cement clean as a whistle.
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2010, 09:13:16 AM »
First link discusses options of disposal; the second, butchery and consumption. Enjoy!

MeFi - How Would You Dispose of a Body Without Getting Caught

Butchering the Human Carcass

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2010, 09:52:13 AM »
The best way is to take "her" out, on a boat and have some Beer, liquor and start fishing - Shark Fishing. Make sure you know where some good Lemon, Bull sharks are at and put some chum out there and in a few minutes you will feel the reel start to pull....Get up and start dancing and "Accidentally" knock her overboard, keep pushing her away but call the cops after about two minutes of the Sharks attacking her...She will either dround or die by blood loss but call the police and sound "freaked out." Try it in Hawaii or South Africa, Australia with some Whites!! Hawaii has some of the best Tiger Sharks that you can imagine!!
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2010, 10:46:09 AM »
Wait until there is a burial planned at the local cemetery. That night,dig another 3 feet in the grave that has already been prepared for the morning burial. Throw the body in and cover it. The next morning they will lower a coffin over it and fill the hole.

Body gone

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2010, 10:53:18 AM »
Wait until there is a burial planned at the local cemetery. That night,dig another 3 feet in the grave that has already been prepared for the morning burial. Throw the body in and cover it. The next morning they will lower a coffin over it and fill the hole.

Body gone

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2010, 11:05:28 AM »
By a sausage maker and turn a profit.
They don't eat a lot of sausage in Oz, but call it a pie & you can put anything in it.



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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2010, 11:10:29 AM »
In Czech Republic too we love pork, have you tried our sausages?
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2010, 12:10:59 PM »
For starters, don't google "best way to dispose of a body" or start threads asking about it from a traceable IP address.

Best plan: Start murdering random women in her area and make her #4 on your list. Be sure to kill two or three more after you do her to keep the whole 'serial killer' thing going. 
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2010, 12:25:10 PM »
 Make a barbecue and invite some friends.
 You know bodybuilders love meat.
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2010, 12:26:03 PM »
Shoot it to the sun!

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2010, 12:33:05 PM »
Shoot it to the sun!

Or just tie it to the launch platform.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2010, 03:08:32 PM »
Just curious.
chop up thw body with an axe throw the parts in a 4 ft hole cover with lime and bury. works every time.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2010, 03:15:06 PM »
I usually use a wood chipper, or occasionally just bury the dissected parts  in the woods...............don`t forget to bring the quicklime.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #39 on: January 23, 2010, 03:17:09 PM »
I usually use a wood chipper, or occasionally just bury the dissected parts  in the woods...............don`t forget to bring the quicklime.

Just pull a Jefferey Dahlmer  :o (No Homo though)
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2010, 05:27:02 PM »
the ocean. thats it. no one will EVER find the body. just ask that holloway girl.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2010, 05:28:16 PM »
the ocean. thats it. no one will EVER find the body. just ask that holloway girl.

She was fed to the sharks.
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #42 on: January 23, 2010, 05:38:16 PM »
She was fed to the sharks.
Grill and feed to dogs, repeat next day. Or use meat to go crabbing, then repeat. This is quite morbid.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #43 on: January 23, 2010, 05:40:05 PM »

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2010, 05:42:16 PM »
Just curious.
Keep it in your freezer so you can still sex it when the urge strikes.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2010, 05:44:26 PM »

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2010, 05:45:48 PM »
Keep it in your freezer so you can still sex it when the urge strikes.

Ahh... the Jefferey Dahmer method
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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2010, 07:46:50 PM »
Aruba,hell you can admit on video and still get away with it.

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Re: What is the best way to dispose of a body?
« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2010, 08:34:25 PM »
In Czech Republic too we love pork, have you tried our sausages?

Haha, ok 'email.'  ;D