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« on: June 10, 2005, 05:40:44 PM »

Just imagine, you go home with your date/trick.  You think you’ve got JLo or Mr. Squattbutt only to learn that the beautiful round, full rear end you’ve been admiring all evening is really underwear padding purchased for $49.99.

What, if anything, would you say to your date if you took him/her home and discovered this?

http://www.buttforyou.com/
http://teddygirl.com/buttenhance.html


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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2005, 06:04:13 PM »

Seriously, folks, could I make this stuff up? LOL  Shocked

http://www.buttforyou.com/sports.htm

“These briefs are ruggedly built to adapt and withstand the sometimes-extreme punishment of competitive sports. They adjust and conform to the natural (and unnatural movements) of your body. We're talking versatile.  This product is multi-faceted, whether you are a competitor or spectator; the product will meet your needs.”

Who knew having a round butt was so important when you’re snowboarding, skiing, or playing golf?


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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2005, 12:06:45 AM »

Looks like they've sharted their pants.

On males .. i'd say.  Undecided x10102920349234083408230 48

but on females id say just one  Undecided

because if i were to hit a chick, it wouldn't just be for her ass.
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2005, 05:43:27 AM »


because if i were to hit a chick, it wouldn't just be for her ass.

I suppose that’s one difference between gays and straights.  Very often queer guys DO hook up precisely because of a hot body and nothing else.  I respect your valuation of the whole woman, but I’d kick the guy/girl out or leave.  I would not reward this kind of insecurity and chicanery.  I prefer not to have artificial body parts on my dates.  A medical prosthesis is one thing but this is off the charts.  Angry
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2005, 06:33:03 AM »

might as well get a butt implant..these days they can even do it through fat grafting....
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2005, 07:05:15 AM »

might as well get a butt implant..these days they can even do it through fat grafting....

Dina:

How would you react if you hooked up with a guy who disrobed to reveal his $49.99 butt?  Would you laugh? cry? follow through?
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2005, 07:36:31 AM »

i would freaking die laughing. Being an ass girl...I would not be a happy camper.

It's like those padded bras...lol
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2005, 08:05:51 AM »

The natural onion is always best, right Grant?  JLo has nothing on you! Tongue


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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2005, 09:28:24 AM »

photoshoot... 1500$
Lingery.... 100$
styling... 500$
Grant's smile... priceless!
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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2005, 10:08:26 AM »

grants smile says "i hope the fucking photographer hurries up"  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2005, 10:15:59 AM »

I would have shot on her leg.
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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2005, 02:29:48 PM »

"my package"

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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2005, 05:15:11 PM »

I would have shot on her leg.

I thought about it .....but it might have changed the mood of the shoot....and things woulda gotten messy.

So, I thought of baseball and that giant cactus i have in my yard.
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« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2005, 04:34:43 AM »

Damn Grant.. we could have suddenly transformed into a porn set... now that would have been way hot.
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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2005, 10:29:54 AM »

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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2005, 11:17:53 AM »

New and improved!  No artificial flavors, colors, or padding!  Cheesy


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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2005, 12:48:10 PM »

Damn Grant.. we could have suddenly transformed into a porn set... now that would have been way hot.

Ironically, it would make you into the next Jenna Jameson overnight!

I, on the otherhand, would have just been viewed as the "stunt cock" in the scene.....but......I'd take it in a heartbeat!!!!!

PS -- Do you think Eric coulda handled the shoot? Yo Eric!!!  (He posts here).
 
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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2005, 12:49:37 PM »

bump for creepy little short guys

Hey!  I'm not THAT short....although I've been called creepy.
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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2005, 12:53:31 PM »

bump for creepy little short guys

I'm not short!!!!!

But that fact that my pic will be seen everytime Big G Man makes a post gives my ego a HUGE boost Wink
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« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2005, 01:36:33 PM »

padded ass/tits = FALSE ADVERTISING at its worst.


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« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2005, 01:57:15 PM »

Damn Grant.. we could have suddenly transformed into a porn set... now that would have been way hot.


not hot...STEAMING...
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« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2005, 02:46:17 PM »

yes you are you little creep

but i'm as cool as the other side of the pillow Wink

keep posting, I love that pic Wink
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« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2005, 06:25:46 AM »

LOL!

Being an assaholic and Board Certified Booty Inspector, it's highly dobtful that a fake booty would deceive me.

However, if one slipped under the radar I'd have to boot her for being fake.

Ironically, I've had this thing for skinny girls who are a little bit ugly lately. Wierd, huh? Must be stress.
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« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2005, 06:29:58 AM »

And I was supposed to be the one who like skinny girls, which is not true, and you're doing them, how times change Cheesy
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« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2005, 06:33:02 AM »

It's your goddamn fault! Smiley

Posting all those skinny girls has damaged my frail mind. I'd better get laid soon and fix this problem.
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