Author Topic: Took a piss on the train yesterday (Read 6108 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **on:** January 31, 2010, 01:47:20 AM »

I don't usually get the train and when I got it yesterday I was shocked to find out there were no toilets on the whole train. It was a 50 min train ride and 10 mins in I was almost pissing my pants so I went to the end of one of the carriages and there was a little secret pocket thing in one of the corners. So I took a great piss there and came out to find my piss had trickled out from the corner and run onto some girls that were sitting on the ground

I went and hid a few carriages up. 5 mins later 4 train staff politely escorted me off the train

disturbia · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2010, 01:49:53 AM »

weeeeeeeeeee

thats fukin beautiful

kiwiol · « **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2010, 02:00:00 AM »

webcake · « **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2010, 02:28:43 AM »

well, when you gotta go.....

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2010, 02:37:49 AM »

No toilets on the train? NZ sounds like a 3th world country

webcake · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2010, 02:40:06 AM »

well in fairness, trains have only been around for about 6 months in NZ.....

Tapeworm · « **Reply #6 on:** January 31, 2010, 02:42:06 AM »

You should sue. Endangering your health. You could have had a bladder burst. Mental anguish. The scarring embarrassment of meeting your physical need has now left you unable to urinate at all.

Your honor, my client is me. He is you. He is every man who ever desperately needed a piss and was denied his human rights by a callous and uncaring Department of Transportation.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #7 on:** January 31, 2010, 02:44:59 AM »

Btw if you'd hung it out between the carriages and nailed some cars at a crossing... or better yet some pedestrians, that would be a story.

kiwiol · « **Reply #8 on:** January 31, 2010, 02:46:17 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on January 31, 2010, 02:42:06 AM

You should sue. Endangering your health. You could have had a bladder burst. Mental anguish. The scarring embarrassment of meeting your physical need has now left you unable to urinate at all.

Your honor, my client is me. He is you. He is every man who ever desperately needed a piss and was denied his human rights by a callous and uncaring Department of Transportation.

Soundness would've advocated a different strategy.

But good point nonetheless.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #9 on:** January 31, 2010, 02:52:13 AM »

First they say you can't drive drunk. So you get on the train after 9 or 10 pints. And?

It's engineered this way. Someone, somewhere, is laughing his ass off.

WillGrant · « **Reply #10 on:** January 31, 2010, 06:14:14 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on January 31, 2010, 01:47:20 AM

I don't usually get the train and when I got it yesterday I was shocked to find out there were no toilets on the whole train. It was a 50 min train ride and 10 mins in I was almost pissing my pants so I went to the end of one of the carriages and there was a little secret pocket thing in one of the corners. So I took a great piss there and came out to find my piss had trickled out from the corner and run onto some girls that were sitting on the ground
I went and hid a few carriages up. 5 mins later 4 train staff politely escorted me off the train

hahahahahahaha

SusanFitness · « **Reply #11 on:** January 31, 2010, 07:12:53 AM »

you guys are lucky. you can whip your dicks out and take a quick leak most anywhere. we have to squat and sometimes get splashback from our pesky labia.

io856 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 31, 2010, 07:14:39 AM »

HAHAAHHAHAHA thats fucking brilliant!

io856 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2010, 07:20:15 AM »

Quote from: SusanFitness on January 29, 2010, 03:50:49 PM

she's fucking amazing.

Quote from: SusanFitness on January 31, 2010, 07:12:53 AM

you guys are lucky. you can whip your dicks out and take a quick leak most anywhere. we have to squat and sometimes get splashback from our pesky labia.

SusanFitness · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2010, 07:32:43 AM »

Quote from: io856 on January 31, 2010, 07:20:15 AM

is there a problem, "io856"? can't a girl comment on another girl's looks?

affeman · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2010, 07:35:23 AM »

Quote from: io856 on January 31, 2010, 07:20:15 AM

Are you implying that there might be the possibility that "SusanFitness" is a shabby lil gimmick, "io856"??

SusanFitness · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2010, 07:39:55 AM »

Quote from: affeman on January 31, 2010, 07:35:23 AM

Are you implying that there might be the possibility that "SusanFitness" is a shabby lil gimmick, "io856"??

does the "less than zero" apply to the length in inches of your penis, "halfman"?

Topskin69 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2010, 07:40:37 AM »

Quote from: SusanFitness on January 31, 2010, 07:12:53 AM

you guys are lucky. you can whip your dicks out and take a quick leak most anywhere. we have to squat and sometimes get splashback from our pesky labia.

Sure thing Dave!

affeman · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2010, 07:45:12 AM »

Quote from: SusanFitness on January 31, 2010, 07:39:55 AM

does the "less than zero" apply to the length in inches of your penis, "halfman"?

Great to have u back, Dave. Is Walmart closed on Sundays?

WillGrant · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2010, 07:14:50 PM »

Quote from: SusanFitness on January 31, 2010, 07:12:53 AM

sometimes get splashback from our pesky labia.

Can you post pics of this happening to you please

Nibbles · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:10:14 PM »

sister? close cousin?

phreak · « **Reply #21 on:** April 22, 2010, 05:18:02 AM »

I tried taking a piss on a train once. Kept falling off.