Author Topic: How many points for anal? (Read 7484 times)

anal is all about the control...you want it and they want you to have it.

If you set it up and tell her what's coming that night they will do what they need to make it clean as they know you'll also be cumming in their mouths...now if you fall into it in the middle of regular drunken sex then a little brownie can happen, especially the harder you pound it...of course the harder you pound it the more they beg and cry...which makes you, of course, pound it harder to teach them a lesson.

Damn, it can be complicated being a man

dyslexic · « **Reply #31 on:** March 17, 2010, 10:39:22 PM »

Multiple enemas and no solid foods for quite a few hours prior to video taping.

Shitty topic of the day.

G_Thang · « **Reply #32 on:** March 17, 2010, 10:48:19 PM »

Quote from: che on March 17, 2010, 07:07:41 PM

Once you bang more than 10 chicks you will understand.

boy...trying too hard che_esy toes to get playa status on getdumb. 1st it's your wife r unk's bunda shot. now...you giving out arbitrary numbers for booty (no pun) calls. it must be that spain r italy thing. $:-\$

TEsticles · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2010, 11:08:53 PM »

when i was living in greece, alot of the girls i came across took it in the ass cause' they had to save their virginity for marriage, the village girls mainly very horny things and needed dick, so anal it was.

240 is Back · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2010, 11:15:57 PM »

If a 7 begs you to hit it in the ass, yes, she moves up to a 9.

if a 7 lets you, she moves up to being an 8.

But if she begs you, lets you videotape it, etc etc, she sure moves up a lot.

ShipSekki · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2010, 11:25:11 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 17, 2010, 11:15:57 PM

If a 7 begs you to hit it in the ass, yes, she moves up to a 9.

if a 7 lets you, she moves up to being an 8.

But if she begs you, lets you videotape it, etc etc, she sure moves up a lot.

If that's how you feel then you should start dating whores. They usually look decent and let you pound their assholes.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #36 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:26:36 AM »

Most certain, if you are she, you do usurp yourself; for what is yours to bestow is not yours to reserve.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:38:33 AM »

Lick their ass first to test for residue of shit or smell if ok then then bust it up.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #38 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:51:31 AM »

Quote from: ShipSekki on March 17, 2010, 05:32:41 PM

The last time I fucked a chick in the ass my dick came out looking like a chocolate coated ice cream bar.

Only in the porno movies do the chicks magically not have any shit in their asses.

well, in the porn movies, these Bitches are advised not to eat any Diaries, fibers, 15hrs before the shooting. Michael Stefano, one of the most popular Porn Stud in the business said that he required those girls not to eat any heavy meals the day of the shooting. He recalled incidents where he'd seen girls shitting in the middle of shooting anal scenes. that's why you could barely see anything disgusting in anal scenes in those porn movies. those girls must stay clean for hours before the scenes

cross-of-iron · « **Reply #39 on:** March 18, 2010, 06:07:36 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on March 17, 2010, 06:09:41 PM

The shit never really bothers me. It is important to shame her with it and make sure she is aware of it though.

Beautiful, just beautiful.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #40 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:42:07 AM »

Quote from: Voice of Doom on March 17, 2010, 09:37:49 PM

anal is all about the control...you want it and they want you to have it.

If you set it up and tell her what's coming that night they will do what they need to make it clean as they know you'll also be cumming in their mouths...now if you fall into it in the middle of regular drunken sex then a little brownie can happen, especially the harder you pound it...of course the harder you pound it the more they beg and cry...which makes you, of course, pound it harder to teach them a lesson.

Damn, it can be complicated being a man

Great post......

kevcat · « **Reply #41 on:** March 18, 2010, 07:58:29 AM »

Hmmmmm ive done it to several chicks and never once noticed any shit on my dick after $:-\$

drkaje · « **Reply #42 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:14:31 AM »

Chicks shouldn't get points for anal, LOL! If a chick isn't up for it just part ways. It's not a big deal.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #43 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:17:01 AM »

at this point, i'd settle for a hand job.

outby43 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:18:36 AM »

Quote from: kevcat on March 18, 2010, 07:58:29 AM

Hmmmmm ive done it to several chicks and never once noticed any shit on my dick after $:-\$

you got to have a dick big enough to go past the crack.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #45 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:19:18 AM »

Quote from: xbht on March 18, 2010, 08:18:36 AM

you got to have a dick big enough to go past the crack.

SaltShaker · « **Reply #46 on:** March 18, 2010, 10:20:34 AM »

Quote from: MindSpin on March 17, 2010, 05:26:48 PM

If a girl is a 7, and she does anal, does it bump her up a few points?

0.75 no more, no less

MindSpin · « **Reply #47 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:05:41 AM »

For those of you who don't get anal, let me explain. It's not that it feels better than a tight/wet pussy. It's all about the girl showing you that she is horny enough and and into you enough to want to give up her ass. And, when they get really into it, they are releasing the slut from within. That is a point at which arousal peaks.

It's the same as a girl that let's you throat fuck her. Most girls do a halfway decent blow job. But the girls that really open up and deep-throat are taking it to another level.

I say looks only get you as high as a 7. Performance can add another 3 points...

drkaje · « **Reply #48 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:10:25 AM »

Quote from: MindSpin on March 18, 2010, 11:05:41 AM

For those of you who don't get anal, let me explain. It's not that it feels better than a tight/wet pussy. It's all about the girl showing you that she is horny enough and and into you enough to want to give up her ass. And, when they get really into it, they are releasing the slut from within. That is a point at which arousal peaks.

It's the same as a girl that let's you throat fuck her. Most girls do a halfway decent blow job. But the girls that really open up and deep-throat are taking it to another level.

I say looks only get you as high as a 7. Performance can add another 3 points...

Do you give points for teeth brushing or any other simple act?

I just can't see making a huge deal out of it.

SaltShaker · « **Reply #49 on:** March 18, 2010, 11:12:07 AM »

Quote from: MindSpin on March 18, 2010, 11:05:41 AM

For those of you who don't get anal, let me explain. It's not that it feels better than a tight/wet pussy. It's all about the girl showing you that she is horny enough and and into you enough to want to give up her ass. And, when they get really into it, they are releasing the slut from within. That is a point at which arousal peaks.

It's the same as a girl that let's you throat fuck her. Most girls do a halfway decent blow job. But the girls that really open up and deep-throat are taking it to another level.

I say looks only get you as high as a 7. Performance can add another 3 points...

i have said this before... you fuck a girl in the ass, you own her soul...