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Pizza delivery ownage........
« on: March 28, 2010, 10:29:30 AM »
My daughter had some friends over to watch scary movies last night, so i ordered a big pizza for them.  The guy arrives with the pizza, which was $17.00.  So I pay for it and then throw the guy a 5 as a tip.....not a bad fucking tip.

He turns around and starts walking away without saying a word so i say "yo buddy you forgot something...." and he comes back. So i take the 5 back and i say "you can't even say "thank you"?....learn some fucking manners." And i went back in my house.  COCK.
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 10:31:28 AM »
Quote from: Groink on March 28, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
My daughter had some friends over to watch scary movies last night, so i ordered a big pizza for them.  The guy arrives with the pizza, which was $17.00.  So I pay for it and then throw the guy a 5 as a tip.....not a bad fucking tip.

He turns around and starts walking away without saying a word so i say "yo buddy you forgot something...." and he comes back. So i take the 5 back and i say "you can't even say "thank you"?....learn some fucking manners." And i went back in my house.  COCK.
how did you take the 5 back ?
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 10:32:36 AM »
Quote from: Groink on March 28, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
My daughter had some friends over to watch scary movies last night, so i ordered a big pizza for them.  The guy arrives with the pizza, which was $17.00.  So I pay for it and then throw the guy a 5 as a tip.....not a bad fucking tip.

He turns around and starts walking away without saying a word so i say "yo buddy you forgot something...." and he comes back. So i take the 5 back and i say "you can't even say "thank you"?....learn some fucking manners." And i went back in my house.  COCK.



Good one...never to late to teach someone some manners.
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2010, 10:32:44 AM »
Quote from: pugalist666 on March 28, 2010, 10:31:28 AM
how did you take the 5 back ?

He still had it in his hand so i said  "let me see that 5 back"
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2010, 10:33:27 AM »
Quote from: Groink on March 28, 2010, 10:32:44 AM
He still had it in his hand so i said  "let me see that 5 back"
and he caved to your studlyness ?     ;D
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2010, 10:34:17 AM »
Good work Groink. 

James Henderson is my favorite polite weight-lifter.

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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2010, 10:34:41 AM »
Quote from: pugalist666 on March 28, 2010, 10:33:27 AM
and he caved to your studlyness ?     ;D

That's what makes this BBing related  ;D
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2010, 10:36:03 AM »
Quote from: Groink on March 28, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
My daughter had some friends over to watch scary movies last night, so i ordered a big pizza for them.  The guy arrives with the pizza, which was $17.00.  So I pay for it and then throw the guy a 5 as a tip.....not a bad fucking tip.

He turns around and starts walking away without saying a word so i say "yo buddy you forgot something...." and he comes back. So i take the 5 back and i say "you can't even say "thank you"?....learn some fucking manners." And i went back in my house.  COCK.

alpha!  Love to of seen that on camera
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2010, 10:43:25 AM »
Quote from: Groink on March 28, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
My daughter had some friends over to watch scary movies last night, so i ordered a big pizza for them.  The guy arrives with the pizza, which was $17.00.  So I pay for it and then throw the guy a 5 as a tip.....not a bad fucking tip.

He turns around and starts walking away without saying a word so i say "yo buddy you forgot something...." and he comes back. So i take the 5 back and i say "you can't even say "thank you"?....learn some fucking manners." And i went back in my house.  COCK.
Must have been a team nasser member.
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2010, 10:44:28 AM »
Quote from: Groink on March 28, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
My daughter had some friends over to watch scary movies last night, so i ordered a big pizza for them.  The guy arrives with the pizza, which was $17.00.  So I pay for it and then throw the guy a 5 as a tip.....not a bad fucking tip.

He turns around and starts walking away without saying a word so i say "yo buddy you forgot something...." and he comes back. So i take the 5 back and i say "you can't even say "thank you"?....learn some fucking manners." And i went back in my house.  COCK.
A fin is a great tip on pie delivery. That guy won't make that mistake again. 'Course I'm old, so I say 'thank you' when someone holds the door open for me.
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2010, 11:11:04 AM »
next time you order from the same place the guy is going to jizz on your pie.
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2010, 11:11:45 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on March 28, 2010, 10:44:28 AM
A fin is a great tip on pie delivery. That guy won't make that mistake again. 'Course I'm old, so I say 'thank you' when someone holds the door open for me.
haha
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2010, 11:14:04 AM »
Quote from: Groink on March 28, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
My daughter had some friends over to watch scary movies last night, so i ordered a big pizza for them.  The guy arrives with the pizza, which was $17.00.  So I pay for it and then throw the guy a 5 as a tip.....not a bad fucking tip.

He turns around and starts walking away without saying a word so i say "yo buddy you forgot something...." and he comes back. So i take the 5 back and i say "you can't even say "thank you"?....learn some fucking manners." And i went back in my house.  COCK.
Nice of you to go easy on the rude little bastard.
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2010, 11:17:13 AM »
The thing is though, you won't be able to order again from that place without them fucking with your food
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2010, 11:25:33 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on March 28, 2010, 10:34:17 AM


James Henderson is my favorite polite weight-lifter.



Hi squad...yea dudes a beast...I have met him very humble guy...
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2010, 11:30:21 AM »
The delivery guy clearly was intimidated and humbled by the whole experience
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2010, 11:46:48 AM »
he probably spent the next 30 minutes cuddled up in his car, quietly weeping.
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2010, 11:55:10 AM »
you're an idiot.... if you couldn't afford the five dollar tip, you shouldnt of offered it up in the first place.
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2010, 11:58:29 AM »
Quote from: Groink on March 28, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
My daughter had some friends over to watch scary movies last night, so i ordered a big pizza for them.  The guy arrives with the pizza, which was $17.00.  So I pay for it and then throw the guy a 5 as a tip.....not a bad fucking tip.

He turns around and starts walking away without saying a word so i say "yo buddy you forgot something...." and he comes back. So i take the 5 back and i say "you can't even say "thank you"?....learn some fucking manners." And i went back in my house.  COCK.



Pizza in AZ :-X
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2010, 11:59:11 AM »
don't order from them again unless you like urine in your pizza

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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2010, 11:59:59 AM »
Quote from: big L dawg on March 28, 2010, 11:25:33 AM
Hi squad...yea dudes a beast...I have met him very humble guy...

I am not Dave the Squadfather I'm afraid.  I do enjoy his style of posting/owning, though!
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2010, 12:39:45 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 28, 2010, 11:11:04 AM
next time you order from the same place the guy is going to jizz on your pie.
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2010, 12:45:46 PM »
Quote from: Groink on March 28, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
My daughter had some friends over to watch scary movies last night, so i ordered a big pizza for them.  The guy arrives with the pizza, which was $17.00.  So I pay for it and then throw the guy a 5 as a tip.....not a bad fucking tip.

He turns around and starts walking away without saying a word so i say "yo buddy you forgot something...." and he comes back. So i take the 5 back and i say "you can't even say "thank you"?....learn some fucking manners." And i went back in my house.  COCK.
     how much do you think he would have considered an appropriate tip?   5 sounds good to me.
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2010, 12:46:23 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 28, 2010, 11:11:04 AM
next time you order from the same place the guy is going to jizz on your pie.

I Knew  as soon as i owned the little turd, that pizza isn't an option anymore  ;D

Like the mighty Calvin H said....pizza in AZ is no great shakes to begin with, all the same shit....and EVERYONE says theirs is the "best"
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Re: Pizza delivery ownage........
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2010, 12:49:52 PM »
Did you also flex your arms so as to humiliate this loser?
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