Jay Cutler's New Commando & Boxer pics

[Army of One]

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last save you some baked chicken breast and rice?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix (opens the Tupperware lid and reveals an empty container to a shocked Sully) : I lied.

Matrix: Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired lifting 225 100 times

[MAXX]

haha

as if there ever would be a 5'9 285 lbs 5% bodyfat boxer or soldier irl.

[Army of One]

Dutch:Get to da Choppppaa post workout window of oppurtunity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FREDO]

he wouldnt be able to hold his hands in front of his face for1 minute of a 3 minute round, never mind throw a punch, the fat fuck

[tbombz]

he wouldnt be able to hold his hands in front of his face for1 minute of a 3 minute round, never mind throw a punch, the fat fuck

lol he spends an hour or more everyday throwing around 4-6 hundred pound weights.. and you dont think he could spend a few minutes breaking open a 10lb skull? LMAO.. you perma twinks are hilarious with all your stories abotu how big guys cant fight 

[The_Punisher]

haha

as if there ever would be a 5'9 285 lbs 5% bodyfat boxer or soldier irl.

lol....if a "Soldier" like jay was in the battle field, all the enemies would drop their guns and surrender at the very site of Cutler's 23inch guns......

[Option D]

Jay has the charisma of a mannequin.

No amount of acting lessons will help.

He's very driven and determined in the same way Arnold was.

But he doesn't have the charisma, charm or personality that Arnold had.

THATS FUNNY

[Cleanest Natural]

WTF ??

I swear to god I will never ever tell anyone I used to bodybuild

[PJim]

lol he spends an hour or more everyday throwing around 4-6 hundred pound weights.. and you dont think he could spend a few minutes breaking open a 10lb skull? LMAO.. you perma twinks are hilarious with all your stories abotu how big guys cant fight 

Exactly. End of the day a big strong guy with a little bit of technique will ALWAYS mash up a weak scrawny guy with loads of technique. I don't care how much you talk about how much they train bladdy blah, when you can pressed hundreds of pounds above your head, you could quite easily rag around some little shit.

[devilsmile]

all you fat ass bald headed muscle bulkers have no idea how hard 1 minute wrestling is.... you don't know what fighting power is... you don't know shit, all you know is how to pump your pathetic muscles, everyone can do that.

look at these videos and keep your oily man breast feeding lifestyles to your selves thx

[El Diablo Blanco]

all you fat ass bald headed muscle bulkers have no idea how hard 1 minute wrestling is.... you don't know what fighting power is... you don't know shit, all you know is how to pump your pathetic muscles, everyone can do that.

look at these videos and stfup with your little panties wearing, oily man breast feeding homo's

what's with the gay videos of men rolling around together.  If they can fight with a thong call me.

[devilsmile]

sory, no man to man oil massage and double D plastic tit aids porn for you

[~UN_$ung~]

blechman

"Jay I got this great idea"

and you know that is exactly how it went


what a moron blechman is

stick to the glistening skin pump pics, stop attempting to convey meaning in your pictures using cutler as you vehicle, you would be better off using the tupperware he carries his flank steak in.

david paul already tried to do artsy pics with bodybuilders, adn it failed miserably

[Tyr]

(pics courtesy of MD)

This is what passes for creative photography at MD?

The "commando"  pic - What's Jay trying to do? Ward off drivers from parking in that spot?

As for the boxing gear pics...heh...Looks like a boxing coach told him to go stand outside as punishment for looking so idiotic.

MD must be a beehive of creativity

[JasonH]

So the point of this little dressing-up session was for what exactly? 

[Mr. Magoo]

So the point of this little dressing-up session was for what exactly?  

so the "great investor" Jay Cutler, the one for-sure millionaire in this sport of lowlifes, the one man that knows what to do with his money, the one guy "living the life"

can dress up like a monkey and stand out in public and take orders from some twink photographer and realize that this ridiculous spectacle is what years and years in bodybuilding will bring you

[bebop396]

What the fuck is he doing out in the street wearing that boxing gear? Shouldn't they be taking pics in a boxing gym or boxing ring or something? I don't see boxers walking down the street wearing gloves and shorts.

 And the commando outfit. Shouldn't he be in the jungle or woods or some shit? That's actually the same outfit I wore to go trick or treating when I was like 10 years old.

 I call fail.

they are going to photoshop the jungle and boxing ring in, from what i read on MD....

[FREDO]

lol he spends an hour or more everyday throwing around 4-6 hundred pound weights.. and you dont think he could spend a few minutes breaking open a 10lb skull? LMAO.. you perma twinks are hilarious with all your stories abotu how big guys cant fight 

i didnt mean to say he couldn't fight, just that he wouldn't have any stamina cuz he so fat and out of shape.........btw a few months ago someone posted a video of jay cutler and he couldn't complete 1 full bw pull up.....goes to show how out of shape and how little functional strength he has

[PJim]

i didnt mean to say he couldn't fight, just that he wouldn't have any stamina cuz he so fat and out of shape.........btw a few months ago someone posted a video of jay cutler and he couldn't complete 1 full bw pull up.....goes to show how out of shape and how little functional strength he has

What a load of nonsense. The guy gets plus 300 pounds what do you expect. One more thing of course his strength is functional, it serves its particular purpose and that is to indirectly help look a certain way to win comps, endorsements etc. Sounds pretty functional to me.

[Army of One]

they are going to photoshop the jungle and boxing ring in, from what i read on MD....

Brutal lack of green screen.

[io856]

Arnold was 6'2" commanding accent, charismatic, unique, not too good looking = many versatile movie roles

Jay is a 5'9" pretty boy with fantastic muscles = great for photoshoots

[PJim]

Arnold was 6'2" commanding accent, charismatic, unique, not too good looking = many versatile movie roles

Jay is a 5'9" pretty boy with fantastic muscles = great for photoshoots

I wouldn't call him pretty.

[io856]

I wouldn't call him pretty.

I would... He is everything you could imagine as aesthetically pleasing in one Mr Olympian package...

Blonde well styled hair, blue eyes, chiseled jaw, awesome clear skin, great tan, beautiful proportions...

[Cleanest Natural]

I would... He is everything you could imagine as aesthetically pleasing in one Mr Olympian package...

Blonde well styled hair, blue eyes, chiseled jaw, awesome clear skin, great tan, beautiful proportions...

lol

you sound ready to jump his bones

[io856]

lol

you sound ready to jump his bones

So you don't agree that Jay is pretty?

In a non-sexual way as you would admire sunset on the beach on a warm summers evening?