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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2010, 01:27:42 PM »
Quote from: io856 on April 12, 2010, 01:26:44 PM
:-X
hahahahahhahha good for you



I'm sure it was a decent payday.  At least he could just close his eyes and just focus on keeping a hard-on.   :-\
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2010, 01:27:45 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 12, 2010, 01:23:33 PM
i let a woman who looked like terry gordy give me a blowjob after a bachelorette party a couple of months ago

Well of course!  Did you yell Bam Bam when you finished?
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2010, 01:31:29 PM »
I'd abuse that tramp until it looked like I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting incident....
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2010, 01:34:12 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 12, 2010, 01:27:45 PM
Well of course!  Did you yell Bam Bam when you finished?

no but she threatened to give me the oriental spike if a came to fast

@MadeYaMelt- whatever the payday was, it won't make up for the fact that when you are getting your dick sucked by a manly looking woman, you know that whatever tiny bit of "innocence" you have left is now dead....but, it makes for a hell of a story to share with strangers on the intraweb
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2010, 01:35:07 PM »
Nice cameltoe in photo 2. I'd hit it. certainly.
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2010, 01:36:31 PM »
coincidentally,

I have a female friend who looks like Jwoww however she currently has short hair and doesn't have the tits or that tattoo

is it bad that i'm (seriously) encouraging her to grow out her hair, get breast implants and get a torso tat so i can satisfy my "jwoww" fetish when i, eventually, bed her

btw, this isn't a set up for a elaborate internet "funny"
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2010, 01:37:19 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 12, 2010, 01:23:33 PM
i let a woman who looked like terry gordy give me a blowjob after a bachelorette party a couple of months ago
u sure it wasn't terry gordy himself ?
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2010, 01:39:27 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 12, 2010, 01:34:12 PM
no but she threatened to give me the oriental spike if a came to fast

@MadeYaMelt- whatever the payday was, it won't make up for the fact that when you are getting your dick sucked by a manly looking woman, you know that whatever tiny bit of "innocence" you have left is now dead....but, it makes for a hell of a story to share with strangers on the intraweb

Did she play Freebird on when she entered the room?
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2010, 01:40:24 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 12, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
coincidentally,

I have a female friend who looks like Jwoww however she currently has short hair and doesn't have the tits or that tattoo

is it bad that i'm (seriously) encouraging her to grow out her hair, get breast implants and get a torso tat so i can satisfy my "jwoww" fetish when i, eventually, bed her

btw, this isn't a set up for a elaborate internet "funny"

No.  Due to my own boob fetish, I have frequently gently "encouraged" girls to get their tits done.  The hair part is easy.  Think she'd consider a threesome?  (no homo)
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2010, 01:40:41 PM »
in five to eight years time the tits, face and stomach are getting surgery those lines are getting more prominent... two or three more tattoos exist on that bod... shes looking slightly androgenous and muscular after rigourous training from trainer and slight performance enhancement... lower bodyfat you can see the fakies now... you can see the lines now... botox...

the free coke, male attention and subsequent orgasms ain't coming so easy for jwoww at this point.... thats where jnn can come into play
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2010, 01:42:46 PM »
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2010, 01:43:17 PM »
Quote from: sevastase on April 12, 2010, 01:37:19 PM
u sure it wasn't terry gordy himself ?

i wish cuz i'm a huge freebirds mizark

@TheShowstoppa- sadly, no.

@MadeYaMelt-i dunno-i've know this chick for ten years and still haven't banged her.  it's gonna be awkward moving from her "best, straight male friend" to the guy who will ask her to rim me while i beat off

@io856- if i was rich, i could get her now and not wait the 5-8 years.
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2010, 01:46:13 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 12, 2010, 01:43:17 PM
i wish cuz i'm a huge freebirds mizark

@TheShowstoppa- sadly, no.

@MadeYaMelt-i dunno-i've know this chick for ten years and still haven't banged her.  it's gonna be awkward moving from her "best, straight male friend" to the guy who will ask her to rim me while i beat off

@io856- if i was rich, i could get her now and not wait the 5-8 years.
money never gave a women multiple orgasms

close to closing time after plenty of alcohol and rails of coke...money isn't a concern
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2010, 01:52:46 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 12, 2010, 01:43:17 PM
i wish cuz i'm a huge freebirds mizark

@TheShowstoppa- sadly, no.



Well hell, did you at least give her a short-arm clothesline before you left?
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2010, 01:53:35 PM »
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2010, 02:40:33 PM »
Quote from: io856 on April 12, 2010, 01:46:13 PM
money never gave a women multiple orgasms

close to closing time after plenty of alcohol and rails of coke...money isn't a concern

Wise words....If you know how to bang a woman out properly you can get any woman you want...because they know   ;)
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2010, 03:25:09 PM »
italian americans can rest easy she dosen't have any italian blood in her.
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2010, 03:41:09 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 12, 2010, 01:52:46 PM
Well hell, did you at least give her a short-arm clothesline before you left?

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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2010, 03:43:12 PM »
wow....she is still ugly....

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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2010, 03:47:10 PM »
Quote from: tendonitis on April 12, 2010, 01:07:28 PM
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2010, 03:53:51 PM »
who is this bitch?
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2010, 03:58:54 PM »

Schmoes love that bitch.

She's not hot, but let's be honest here...everyone has a white trash fantasy fuck. 
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2010, 04:05:31 PM »
Forget JWoww, what does Snooki look like in spandex?
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2010, 04:31:37 PM »
Anyone who would not throw a hump in her is basically a homosexual (although they may not realize it yet).  Even slacker wanted to hump her.
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Re: JWoww in spandex working out at the gym
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2010, 04:34:40 PM »
Quote from: Parker on April 12, 2010, 04:05:31 PM
Forget JWoww, what does Snooki look like in spandex?

Like a short, ugly, orange, oompa-loompa looking troll....
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