Author Topic: Would you hit it... (Read 7567 times)

newmom · « **Reply #25 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:42:59 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on May 05, 2010, 01:48:37 AM

I go for club sluts. This girl is going to be a stage 9 cling on. After one shag she would be picturing our wedding and how many kids we are going to have

Stage 9 cling on..fucking classic, never heard that term before..

whataname · « **Reply #26 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:47:54 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on May 04, 2010, 11:05:45 PM

on the right

I never know how to understand this. On the right for me or on the right from their aspect?
If it's about the girl in glasses, yeah, why not...

Boost · « **Reply #27 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:52:14 AM »

homely with a heart of gold

She'll stand by you until your last moments on earth

Les Grossman · « **Reply #28 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:54:43 AM »

Ummmm.....I'd vote no.

Life's too short.

Once the other chicks in your gym found out you tossed her one, none of them would go near you.

My $0.02 worth.

newmom · « **Reply #29 on:** May 05, 2010, 12:01:36 PM »

Quote from: Les Grossman on May 05, 2010, 11:54:43 AM

Ummmm.....I'd vote no.

Life's too short.

Once the other chicks in your gym found out you tossed her one, none of them would go near you.

My $0.02 worth.

exactly, besides dont shit where you eat. The gym is like a work enviroment IMO, I don't wanna worry about is he gonna be there, blah blah

bigmc · « **Reply #30 on:** May 05, 2010, 12:30:44 PM »

nz proving he always has options in this thread

devilsmile · « **Reply #31 on:** May 05, 2010, 12:33:08 PM »

Quote from: Spike on May 05, 2010, 04:48:26 AM

HAAAAAAAHAHAHHAH

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #32 on:** May 05, 2010, 02:09:17 PM »

Quote from: newmom on May 05, 2010, 11:42:59 AM

Stage 9 cling on..fucking classic, never heard that term before..

read: so so girl (5) that you screw once and she tries to cling on for dear life, ie. stalkerish

Les Grossman · « **Reply #33 on:** May 05, 2010, 02:29:26 PM »

Quote from: newmom on May 05, 2010, 12:01:36 PM

exactly, besides dont shit where you eat. The gym is like a work enviroment IMO, I don't wanna worry about is he gonna be there, blah blah

It's different for men, we can cut the gym drama and have her fleeing for the exits with one well placed "absolutely loves anal" rumor.

My bigger concern would be that once you were doing her it would be like laying on top of a tub of mayonnaise. Well, looks like she has soft office hands....so maybe a road handjob would be worthwhile.

newmom · « **Reply #34 on:** May 05, 2010, 06:06:05 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on May 05, 2010, 02:09:17 PM

read: so so girl (5) that you screw once and she tries to cling on for dear life, ie. stalkerish

its funny captain, earlier a friend of mine is having woman problems, she wont take no for an answer..Im like what stage is she a cling on, he goes a fucking 20..guess its a guys language cuz he knew what the fuck i was talking about

newmom · « **Reply #35 on:** May 05, 2010, 06:07:00 PM »

Quote from: Les Grossman on May 05, 2010, 02:29:26 PM

It's different for men, we can cut the gym drama and have her fleeing for the exits with one well placed "absolutely loves anal" rumor.

My bigger concern would be that once you were doing her it would be like laying on top of a tub of mayonnaise. Well, looks like she has soft office hands....so maybe a road handjob would be worthwhile.

when you mean the mayo comment, cuz she isnt rock solid or may have a little bit of loose skin, just to clearify

James Blunt · « **Reply #36 on:** May 05, 2010, 06:09:43 PM »

Quote from: newmom on May 05, 2010, 06:07:00 PM

when you mean the mayo comment, cuz she isnt rock solid or may have a little bit of loose skin, just to clearify

Look at her stomach area. Very soft and fatty lookin.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #37 on:** May 05, 2010, 06:10:02 PM »

Quote from: newmom on May 05, 2010, 06:06:05 PM

its funny captain, earlier a friend of mine is having woman problems, she wont take no for an answer..Im like what stage is she a cling on, he goes a fucking 20..guess its a guys language cuz he knew what the fuck i was talking about

LOL, each sex has their code words I suppose..

only difference is the idea of a male stalker seems absolutely terrifying to women, while men just laugh at a clueless female stalker(though one can be just as dangerous and volatile)

newmom · « **Reply #38 on:** May 05, 2010, 06:11:26 PM »

Quote from: James Blunt on May 05, 2010, 06:09:43 PM

Look at her stomach area. Very soft and fatty lookin.

so is mine, guess I should name my username to mayogut

TrueGrit · « **Reply #39 on:** May 05, 2010, 07:43:14 PM »

Quote from: newmom on May 05, 2010, 06:11:26 PM

so is mine, guess I should name my username to mayogut

So that's what the Mayo clinic is all about?

newmom · « **Reply #40 on:** May 05, 2010, 07:57:10 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on May 05, 2010, 07:43:14 PM

So that's what the Mayo clinic is all about?

LMAO never thought of that but yea I supppose

James Blunt · « **Reply #41 on:** May 05, 2010, 08:56:32 PM »

Quote from: newmom on May 05, 2010, 06:11:26 PM

so is mine, guess I should name my username to mayogut

Not the same though.

Rod Majors · « **Reply #42 on:** May 05, 2010, 10:57:07 PM »

I agree with dude, The whole lot look to be high leval clinger's,
the Kung Foo grip cling realised, total Bush pigs.... have at it boys.

MadeYaMelt · « **Reply #43 on:** May 05, 2010, 11:34:51 PM »

She goes to your gym? Hmmm, it's best not to shit where you eat - especially if she's a clinger. You have a reputation to keep at your gym (I assume). Let this one go...

newmom · « **Reply #44 on:** May 06, 2010, 02:08:32 AM »

Quote from: James Blunt on May 05, 2010, 08:56:32 PM

Not the same though.

why is that. I lost a ton of weight, Ill never have 6 pack

James Blunt · « **Reply #45 on:** May 06, 2010, 03:21:42 AM »

Quote from: newmom on May 06, 2010, 02:08:32 AM

why is that. I lost a ton of weight, Ill never have 6 pack

Especially with that attitude! You look great, not far from it. I don't see why not.

newmom · « **Reply #46 on:** May 06, 2010, 04:14:08 AM »

Quote from: James Blunt on May 06, 2010, 03:21:42 AM

Especially with that attitude! You look great, not far from it. I don't see why not.

My upper stomach area, is super lean, its my lower ab, you can see a tad of extra skin, only surgery can take care of. It's not noticeable with clothes on, but trust me its there. Thanks for the compliment

Petrucci · « **Reply #47 on:** May 06, 2010, 04:59:51 AM »

the first one from the right? yes...the other two, only if i was reaaaally drunk