At what point does one become a schmoe?

[Hulkotron]

It's not gay until the balls touch.

[GroinkTropin]

• if you can recognize two or more headless muscled torsos then you are a schmoe.

• if you are posting on a BB message board then you are a schmoe.

• if you have been to two or more BB shows then you are a schmoe.

• if you traveled more than five miles to attend one BB show then you are a schmoe.

Bullshit to all.

Being a schmoe means sexual attraction to bodybuilders no more no less. If you do not get turned on seeing these guys then you are NOT a schmoe. Plain and simple.

[Iceman1981]

When you notice the color of underwear the bodybuilder is wearing for each contest at different years.

[240_Iz_Nutz]

Bullshit to all.

Being a schmoe means sexual attraction to bodybuilders no more no less. If you do not get turned on seeing these guys then you are NOT a schmoe. Plain and simple.

This is truth.

[el numero uno]

It's only gay if you don't say "no homo"

[Tre]

If you have ever paid to indulge in - or profited from - a physique event, then you are a schmoe.

[bigbadwolfe]

When you stamp another mans face and upper torso on dollar bills and spend them in his home town. Then people in his home town get them as change from gas stations, carry outs, and even fucking Walmart and then those people wanna know why you put your pic and name on money and spent it??? Makes ya feel pretty stupid when you have to tell them it was a grown man who is absolutely obsessed with you that did it!!!!

[Doug_Steele]

When you stamp another mans face and upper torso on dollar bills and spend them in his home town. Then people in his home town get them as change from gas stations, carry outs, and even fucking Walmart and then those people wanna know why you put your pic and name on money and spent it??? Makes ya feel pretty stupid when you have to tell them it was a grown man who is absolutely obsessed with you that did it!!!!

Only in Ohio. 

[HTexan]

When you stamp another mans face and upper torso on dollar bills and spend them in his home town. Then people in his home town get them as change from gas stations, carry outs, and even fucking Walmart and then those people wanna know why you put your pic and name on money and spent it??? Makes ya feel pretty stupid when you have to tell them it was a grown man who is absolutely obsessed with you that did it!!!!

crazy schmoes

[IrishMuscle84]

when one drives too a " HARDCORE GYM" thats almost 2 hrs away or drives too a supplement store thats 1hr or more away just because thats where all the local competitors buy thier supplements at and they go there just too " LOOK AROUND".