Shippsepukku.....no muscles, unfunny, and tiny penis....what an ineffective human
ShipSekki...... decent muscles, funny and charming, a thick 8 inch cock (fact), happy and successful.
Groink = a bloated ogre who frightens women and children. Injects test and force feeds himself to keep the only thing he's got going for him, his huge worthless muscles.
If Groink was a Lord Of the Rings characters. He would be an ugly ass orc.