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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2010, 11:46:47 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 24, 2010, 11:02:29 PM
You better get some sleep bro stock up on it.

x a million..I'ts been 6 fucking years since i've had a good comatose sleep..
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2010, 11:53:17 AM »
Consider a late-term abortion
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2010, 11:55:49 AM »
Payback time!  For the first few weeks...make the wife wait on u like you presumably did for her the past few months!  ;D
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2010, 12:07:10 PM »
Invest in cheap white t-shirts (hanes, cost co's kirkland brand etc...). When you get thrown up on, peed on, pooped on, etc... you can just slap a new one on. Oh ya and baby wipes, boxes and boxes of baby wipes. Freezer, stock the freezer with easy cook meals. When you haven't slept for two days straight the last thing you are going to want to do is cook. Just remember things will get better for all three of you but at first it is going to be rough.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2010, 01:08:59 PM »
Work on making your muscles bigger.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2010, 02:18:33 PM »
How much you want for a cup of breast milk?
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2010, 02:39:12 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on May 25, 2010, 02:18:33 PM
How much you want for a cup of breast milk?
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2010, 02:42:12 PM »
Whatever you do, don't forget that children are the orgasm of life
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2010, 03:11:46 PM »
Take a picture of your face now..all well rested and healthy looking, then take another 3 months from now and compare LOLOL

seriously, its a whole new world...I could throw out one of a million cliches about parenthood but you will see for yourself soon enough....congrats dude
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2010, 03:27:14 PM »
Quote from: BIG DUB on May 25, 2010, 11:46:47 AM
x a million..I'ts been 6 fucking years since i've had a good comatose sleep..

LMAO, Im lucky mine sleeps like a rock almost 12 hours at night
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brooklynbruiser

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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2010, 05:29:04 PM »
Time flies!

Way I see it, you have three weeks until the premiere of your new GB handle..."NewDad".
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2010, 10:00:09 PM »
this thread cracked me up.  i still have about 8 months to go myself and im wondering what i should do with that time.

.. oh wait, i already know.  ill be working my ass off at 2 jobs to pay for the little demon.  yay!!!!!  lol  :D
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2010, 02:59:22 AM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on May 25, 2010, 10:00:09 PM
this thread cracked me up.  i still have about 8 months to go myself and im wondering what i should do with that time.

.. oh wait, i already know.  ill be working my ass off at 2 jobs to pay for the little demon.  yay!!!!!  lol  :D

CONGRATSSSSSSSSSS, just enjoy the time and make sure to get everything ready. Your life is gonna take a whole new meaning soon
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2010, 03:03:17 AM »
Stark do you guys know what your having
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2010, 06:44:25 AM »
Oh hush, Newmom! Every time you post about babies, it's another argument for vasectomies. :)
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2010, 06:49:29 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 24, 2010, 11:02:29 PM
You better get some sleep bro stock up on it.

x2  :-\
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2010, 07:14:05 AM »
Quote from: brooklynbruiser on May 26, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
Oh hush, Newmom! Every time you post about babies, it's another argument for vasectomies. :)

Yea but you gotta have a sac to get that done, now be quiet adults are talking
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #42 on: May 26, 2010, 07:16:27 AM »
3 weeks,blast a heavy cycle.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #43 on: May 26, 2010, 08:15:44 AM »
Quote from: newmom on May 26, 2010, 07:14:05 AM
Yea but you gotta have a sac to get that done, now be quiet adults are talking

Man, the responses I could give...

LOL So rude!
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #44 on: May 26, 2010, 10:14:13 AM »
Your life is not over,...but has changed form,...you can still be a gym rat,...but be prepared for you to become much more conservative in your outlook on things.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #45 on: May 26, 2010, 10:25:03 PM »
fucking epic stupid advice in this thread
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #46 on: May 26, 2010, 10:26:43 PM »
fucking epic stupid advice by some in this thread
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brooklynbruiser

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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #47 on: May 26, 2010, 11:03:44 PM »
You must need sleep. You're seeing and posting double!
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #48 on: May 26, 2010, 11:04:45 PM »
Quote from: brooklynbruiser on May 26, 2010, 11:03:44 PM
You must need sleep. You're seeing and posting double!

see this
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #49 on: May 26, 2010, 11:06:20 PM »
and Stark, its nights like this, stormy loud thunder, your little one walks in your room, MOM the angels are bowling to loud. LOL, now she is snoring in my bed
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