If you remodeled your bathroom...

[Butterbean]

i know its wrong....but JUST ONCE...i wanna take a dump in someones driveway....and giggle my ass of
...like ANYONE...

true story  

Ive told this before but my friend went to college with a guy who was mad at a girl so he took a poop on her lawn. Then he realized she may just think it was dog doo so in his mind it made sense to place a piece of cheese on top of it and somehow then she would know it was human doo.

[ToxicAvenger]

Ive told this before but my friend went to college with a guy who was mad at a girl so he took a poop on her lawn. Then he realized she may just think it was dog doo so in his mind it made sense to place a piece of cheese on top of it and somehow then she would know it was human doo.

i would shake that mans hand.....

i truly would!

[Migs]

never had the urge to do that

[Princess L]

What would be some things you'd want implemented?


The shower floor to be the same height as the rest of the floor   hmmm... I think I would prefer it raised...  not sure.  Although it might make cleaning easier...

Large enough shower (walk-in) so there wouldn't need to be a door to clean - Yes.  But I'm sure I'd manage to get water all over the rest of the room  

Double shower heads  - Nah.  BUT, definitely a separate handheld.

Towel heater situated before you get out of the shower area so someone doesn't slop water all over the bathroom.  Sure - although they're rather "cold" to look at.  I put my towels in the dryer every morning before getting in the shower.  LOVE the warm towel

Double sink area w/lots of storage room so stuff isn't sitting out.....outlets in the cabinets  Got the double sinks - never use the 2nd one   but then again, it's "my" bathroom.  Hubby has his own.  There's never enough storage  

Toilet in it's own "room" (optional) w/a mega exhaust fan   I suppose

Tub big enough for 2 w/good jets.  Got that.  RARELY use it - PIA to clean.  Waste of space for me.

[Princess L]

i know its wrong....but JUST ONCE...i wanna take a dump in someones driveway....and giggle my ass of
...like ANYONE...

true story  

That is just a bizarre thought 

[ToxicAvenger]

That is just a bizarre thought 

my brain has a mind of its own 

[drkaje]

I'd probably add a second bathroom..... in someone else's house. Why in the F is it people always want, need or feel a sudden urge to freaking communicate when another person is in the bathroom?!! It's like they've got a captive audience and have unilaterally decided pooping while being bored by stupid stupid crap just makes sense.

[Mr Nobody]

I would probably go with this design as an upgrade it as has side views as well.

[ToxicAvenger]

I'd probably add a second bathroom..... in someone else's house. Why in the F is it people always want, need or feel a sudden urge to freaking communicate when another person is in the bathroom?!! It's like they've got a captive audience and have unilaterally decided pooping while being bored by stupid stupid crap just makes sense.

lol...my dad is notorious for that...

i simply dont answer

[drkaje]

lol...my dad is notorious for that...

i simply dont answer

I'm convinced people who do that know you don't want to be bothered but just can't help it. 

[Dos Equis]

A safe to put my stuff in, with an impenetrable lock.  A barricade between my sink and hers.  Faux deodorant, cologne, hair spray, toothpaste, etc., that causes intense itching.  The slipperiest substance known to man to put on my oversized toilet seat that will cause any rear end but mine to hit the floor.  Twenty-four hour surveillance of the bathroom door.  

   

I'd also hire this guy:

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[drkaje]

A safe to put my stuff in, with an impenetrable lock.  A barricade between my sink and hers.  Faux deodorant, cologne, hair spray, toothpaste, etc., that causes intense itching.  The slipperiest substance known to man to put on my oversized toilet seat that will cause any rear end but mine to hit the floor.  Twenty-four hour surveillance of the bathroom door.  

   

You forgot the moat, soundproof doors and a cell phone signal jammer.

[Butterbean]

A safe to put my stuff in, with an impenetrable lock.  A barricade between my sink and hers.  Faux deodorant, cologne, hair spray, toothpaste, etc., that causes intense itching.  The slipperiest substance known to man to put on my oversized toilet seat that will cause any rear end but mine to hit the floor.  Twenty-four hour surveillance of the bathroom door.  

   

I'd also hire this guy:

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[Butterbean]

I'd probably add a second bathroom..... in someone else's house. Why in the F is it people always want, need or feel a sudden urge to freaking communicate when another person is in the bathroom?!! It's like they've got a captive audience and have unilaterally decided pooping while being bored by stupid stupid crap just makes sense.

"Craig!  Come in here!"

[drkaje]

"Craig!  Come in here!"

It's obviously a way to protect the talker from seeing eye rolling.

It's pee time not we time, FFS!!

[Butterbean]

It's obviously a way to protect the talker from seeing eye rolling.

It's pee time not we time, FFS!!

[newmom]

LMAOOOOOOOO one of my favorite movies Stella

[yng466]

Ive told this before but my friend went to college with a guy who was mad at a girl so he took a poop on her lawn. Then he realized she may just think it was dog doo so in his mind it made sense to place a piece of cheese on top of it and somehow then she would know it was human doo.

We had a child molester living down the street from us but was never convicted despite how many complaints were launched against him,so I got some vegetation killer from Home Depot and wrote a big "CHILD MOLESTER!!!" on his front lawn big enough to see it from a 747 flying at 35,000 ft!

[ToxicAvenger]

I'm convinced people who do that know you don't want to be bothered but just can't help it. 

its friggin rude....talk to me when i'm OUT of the bathroom...

my parents should know better


no need to act like an illiterate idiot

[Mr Nobody]

its friggin rude....talk to me when i'm OUT of the bathroom...

my parents should know better


no need to act like an illiterate idiot

Turn the fan on that way you dont hear a damn thing they are saying and you can play dumb afterwards. 

[ToxicAvenger]

Turn the fan on that way you dont hear a damn thing they are saying and you can play dumb afterwards. 

the exhaust fan is always on....the friggin stand at the door and scream at me

i've noticed all foriegner do that...my girls dad who is greek also does it

[Mr Nobody]

the exhaust fan is always on....the friggin stand at the door and scream at me

i've noticed all foriegner do that...my girls dad who is greek also does it

I hate this type of activity, you may have to start going to the Gas station to use the bathroom in peace.

[drkaje]

Equally offensive are those insistent upon talking while pooping. I mean really..... what broken thought process made you think I wanted to hear your musings between grunts?!!

[Mr Nobody]

Equally offensive are those insistent upon talking while pooping. I mean really..... what broken thought process made you think I wanted to hear your musings between grunts?!!

X2 drkaje

[ToxicAvenger]

Equally offensive are those insistent upon talking while pooping. I mean really..... what broken thought process made you think I wanted to hear your musings between grunts?!!

the only activity acceptable while pooping is having a good ole read