I terrorized a woman in a dark parking lot the other night.

[Tapeworm]

i didnt think such concepts were within a rapist's sphere of understanding..hence your original post.

like i said- if you post such things then chances are you arent just spinning shit....this stuff really goes on in your head...

Uh huh like you said already.  Stu, when you get a bite it's important to develop the troll, take it to the next step, etc, not just repeat yourself.  This is very disappointing.

Seriously, I'm surprised more guys here haven't been offended by being treated as a threat when they're just minding their own business.  I thought that's the direction the thread would take, but you know Getbig.

[Tapeworm]

He interpreted that the woman suspected him of being a possible rapist. So he went up with the scenario in his head. Sometimes things just click and you smile and think about the coincidence. And don't tell me you are THEE ONLY person on this planet who has never thought about killing someone, raping someone or commiting suicide.   Meaning, thoughts sometimes mean shit.

Tbh when she started walking away I was just about to say, "No, it's over there, where I just pointed."  And then I realized, oh right I'm a parking lot rapist. 

If I got accused of shoplifting when I hadn't, presumably the security guy would say sorry, but I bet this woman never gave it a second thought.  It's just perfectly alright somehow for her to treat all men like they are criminals.  Well fuck that.

[Howard]

I went back into the hardware store because the car next to mine still had its lights on when I went to leave.  I bring them a description of the car, one of only 8 in the whole lot, and tell them they might want to make an announcement.

A female employee says she'll come out and have a look at it with me, which was probably wise because I could have been making the whole thing up as some sort of perverse joke.  Upon exiting the store, the car was not visible because it was behind my large white van.  The kind a rapist like me would drive because I hate limited victim space vehicles.

She plotted a course which allowed her to see the car in question but which kept her at least as close to the door as she was to me.  This made it nearly impossible for me to abduct her, and I was forced to wave goodnight across about 80 feet of serial killer obstructing asphalt.

I should have returned again to congratulate her on foiling my attempted crime but I was too disappointed to manage it.  In the future, I'll have to curb my habit of rubbing my hands together and twirling my moustache, which I'm sure was a dead giveaway.

You blew it! You needed to use the broken arm in a cast, come help me move a boat in my van story to get her near the van and hen knocked her on the head hehehe. Ted Bundy actually used this technique and is shown in the movie on his life. I suggest you get it and study the master at work .

[gcb]

Tbh when she started walking away I was just about to say, "No, it's over there, where I just pointed."  And then I realized, oh right I'm a parking lot rapist. 

If I got accused of shoplifting when I hadn't, presumably the security guy would say sorry, but I bet this woman never gave it a second thought.  It's just perfectly alright somehow for her to treat all men like they are criminals.  Well fuck that.

You're taking it too personally, it's no biggie - what was she gonna say "Sorry I thought you were a rapist." And don't worry about Stu either he sucks.

[Tapeworm]

You're taking it too personally, it's no biggie - what was she gonna say "Sorry I thought you were a rapist." And don't worry about Stu either he sucks.

It preys upon my mind.  I've reached 2 conclusions:

1. That there was some weirdness afoot.  To butt into a conversation that didn't include her, then insist on accompanying me to the parking lot, and then put on this display, makes me suspect that she's an oddball who derives some satisfaction from this sort of thing.

2. Or she's just an idiot.  It's easy to make the mistake of thinking most idiots are men, because we're usually a lot louder about it, but we don't hold the monopoly.  Women can be equally idiotic in their own quiet way and I may have simply been dealing with an eraser eater.

'I'm feeling much better now.'  Thanks for listening, Getbig.

[George Whorewell]

I prevented a rape last night...








By changing my mind...

EPIC-- LOLOLOLOL

Best comment in this thread so far.

[WillGrant]

I Used to work at rapeline this lady rang and she said she'd jus been raped by a virgin,I asked her how she knew he was a virgin,,she replied coz i had to help him,

[Mr Nobody]

I Used to work at rapeline this lady rang and she said she'd jus been raped by a virgin,I asked her how she knew he was a virgin,,she replied coz i had to help him,

[kiwiol]

I Used to work at rapeline this lady rang and she said she'd jus been raped by a virgin,I asked her how she knew he was a virgin,,she replied coz i had to help him,

That's not Method101's mom

[WillGrant]

That's not Method101's mom

Kiwi are you saying that Meth-Body101 spent 9 months trying to get out of his mums vagina and since hitting puberty has been trying his hardest to get back into it 

[Tyr]

I went back into the hardware store because the car next to mine still had its lights on when I went to leave.  I bring them a description of the car, one of only 8 in the whole lot, and tell them they might want to make an announcement.

A female employee says she'll come out and have a look at it with me, which was probably wise because I could have been making the whole thing up as some sort of perverse joke.  Upon exiting the store, the car was not visible because it was behind my large white van.  The kind a rapist like me would drive because I hate limited victim space vehicles.

She plotted a course which allowed her to see the car in question but which kept her at least as close to the door as she was to me.  This made it nearly impossible for me to abduct her, and I was forced to wave goodnight across about 80 feet of serial killer obstructing asphalt.

I should have returned again to congratulate her on foiling my attempted crime but I was too disappointed to manage it.  In the future, I'll have to curb my habit of rubbing my hands together and twirling my moustache, which I'm sure was a dead giveaway.

[Mr Nobody]

Kiwi are you saying that Meth-Body101 spent 9 months trying to get out of his mums vagina and since hitting puberty has been trying his hardest to get back into it  

One for old times, Method101 had claims of being much bigger than this before his timeout we never saw it though. 

[dj181]

Hey Tape, Are you a big, tall, and imposing individual? Many people feel threatened by outstanding individuals, so maybe you just kinda frightened her, or maybe you just have a wild-eyed look about you, similar to I

[Butterbean]

Hey Tape, Are you a big, tall, and imposing individual? Many people feel threatened by outstanding individuals, so maybe you just kinda frightened her, or maybe you just have a wild-eyed look about you, similar to I

I hear he's built like Paul "Bunion"



Seriously though Tape, who knows why she went out there but you are taking it too personally...a long time ago time some Mormons came to my door and it was about 20 degrees outside and we were conversing through the locked iron door and one of them asked to come inside, I said, no way, I don't know you.  They stood shivering out there as we "witnessed" back and forth as long as they could stand it..poor guys!

[Tapeworm]

Hey Tape, Are you a big, tall, and imposing individual? Many people feel threatened by outstanding individuals, so maybe you just kinda frightened her, or maybe you just have a wild-eyed look about you, similar to I

Lol, no way.  5'10'' and a skinny-fat 175 lbs.  I have a shaved head tho.  Maybe she thought I was an MMA badass.

I hear he's built like Paul "Bunion"



Seriously though Tape, who knows why she went out there but you are taking it too personally...a long time ago time some Mormons came to my door and it was about 20 degrees outside and we were conversing through the locked iron door and one of them asked to come inside, I said, no way, I don't know you.  They stood shivering out there as we "witnessed" back and forth as long as they could stand it..poor guys!

Well, you were right to do so.  You were minding your own business and they came knocking at your door and asking to be let in.  If I'd startled her coming around a corner, or if she was behaving guardedly in a dark alley or something, I could see that.  

This just got under my skin because, in addition to her asinine behavior, I was trying to help out some bozo who left his lights on.  It occurs to me that the reason kindnesses stop getting done is that it is simply not worth the hassle.  There being no personal upside for me is fine provided there's no actual disincentive to boot, but I'm not really a live and let die kinda guy (usually) so I get bent out of shape when things happen to make me feel that way.

But yes, this meltdown is out of proportion with events.  It's not like she went screaming back into the store or anything.  A couple more eggwhites and tuna and I predict full recovery.

[Mr Nobody]

Nice guys finish last in this world.

[Tapeworm]

Nice guys finish last in this world.

That makes me mad.  And then I'm not nice anymore.

[Big Lee]

Future sadistic rapist for sure.  I bet he wears a dress at home and has his cousin fuck him with a strap-on.  I cannot be certain about this, it is just a theory.

[Tapeworm]

Future sadistic rapist for sure.  I bet he wears a dress at home and has his cousin fuck him with a strap-on.  I cannot be certain about this, it is just a theory.

I don't have any cousins.