Hey guys.
Not sure if i told this story before.
When I was in high school, me and this guy in english class who was a huge stoner would just get these laugh fits. Not sure why (well, he was always stoned), but i'd look at him for a second and burst out laughing. Sounds pretty gay in hindsight.
Anyways, there was this hippy girl who sat in front of him and she'd hear his giggling and well as mine. Now imagine listening to two teenage guys giggle for 50 minutes a day, 5 days a week. Well, she had enough one day.
In mid giggle, she turns around and slaps the shit out of me. In the middle of the class. How do I react? I burst out laughing even more. The stoner kid is at the verge of getting a heart attack laughing. All 3 of us get kicked out of class.
Anyways, I had to have my revenge. I followed her to her locker, and had the guy next to her get her locker combo. One day, mid class, i went to the "bathroom", and went to her locker....and took out her backpack, went to the bathroom, took a shit in it, and put it back in her locker.
Now that's how you take revenge on a bitch!