Howards Mom lives in my basement
That zinger (above) and the "cave explorer" cartoon are too damn funny.
Truth be told folks, I am FATTER than I wanted to admit to myself.
My 36" waist pants got TOO tight after I went over 245 lbs.

I bumped up to wearing a 38" waist size.
I just need to cut out most of the junk, increase cardio and drop a good 30 lbs.
Me thinking about doing a BB contest right now, is like Shaq thinking about being a horse jockey
