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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #250 on: August 30, 2010, 10:51:58 AM »
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #251 on: August 30, 2010, 02:54:17 PM »
Quote from: Salvatore on August 30, 2010, 04:01:36 AM
btw,

while Getbig was down...The Salvation was Peaking



taken saturday

Pardon the "zombie face" didn't sleep at all on Friday night

btw, I realize that I am a "male butterface"...however, I do have a pretty insane physique and a good rap so it all makes up for my busted face

btw (part 2) I don't type the fact that I have a "busted face" so i can get the sympathitc "oh, you're not ugly facially" respond...No- I know Im uglier than sin facially

Seriously, buzz your hair short.  It will make you appear much much much more masculine.  As of now you look like a freakshow who is trying to look a certain way, but if you buzz your head it will become just how you look.  Seriously.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #252 on: August 30, 2010, 03:21:52 PM »
Quote from: TacoBell on August 30, 2010, 02:54:17 PM
Seriously, buzz your hair short.  It will make you appear much much much more masculine.  As of now you look like a freakshow who is trying to look a certain way, but if you buzz your head it will become just how you look.  Seriously.

Not realy what he's aiming for here. Although I do agree, a buzz cut with abit of scaring on the face would do wonders.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #253 on: August 30, 2010, 03:37:07 PM »
Salvation- do you peak for every performance?
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #254 on: August 30, 2010, 06:52:02 PM »
Quote from: Devon97 on August 30, 2010, 03:37:07 PM
Salvation- do you peak for every performance?

not as much as I used to

btw, as of last saturday I have retired from stripping

i'm not gonna make  a huge eulogy...i'm just over with it
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #255 on: August 30, 2010, 06:58:48 PM »
Quote from: Salvatore on August 30, 2010, 06:52:02 PM
not as much as I used to

btw, as of last saturday I have retired from stripping

i'm not gonna make  a huge eulogy...i'm just over with it
You got a bobblehead.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #256 on: August 30, 2010, 07:01:17 PM »
Sal,
do you act like Rodger, Rachel Zoe's husband in real life?

Like, in the last episode he was drinking a beer, but you can tell he was disgusted by the taste, and when Rachel asked him what the hell he was doing, with a total lisp he goes "what?  like i can't have a beer and watch a football game".
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #257 on: August 30, 2010, 07:13:42 PM »
Quote from: Salvatore on August 30, 2010, 06:52:02 PM

btw, as of last saturday I have retired from stripping

WTF , what happened ?
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #258 on: August 30, 2010, 07:18:14 PM »
Quote from: che on August 30, 2010, 07:13:42 PM
WTF , what happened ?
A chick touched his weiner, gave him the heebie jeebies.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #259 on: August 30, 2010, 07:26:01 PM »
Quote from: chaos on August 30, 2010, 07:18:14 PM
A chick touched his weiner, gave him the heebie jeebies.

Haha .

Nah man ,The Salvation is straight .
I think something really traumatic happened he just bought two new thongs last week .
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #260 on: August 30, 2010, 07:29:27 PM »
Quote from: chaos on August 30, 2010, 07:18:14 PM
A chick touched his weiner, gave him the heebie jeebies.

LOL LOL  :D :D
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #261 on: August 30, 2010, 07:31:53 PM »
Quote from: che on August 30, 2010, 07:26:01 PM
Haha .

Nah man ,The Salvation is straight .
I think something really traumatic happened he just bought two new thongs last week .
Those were Nasser classics, he can't bring himself to put them on.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #262 on: August 30, 2010, 07:34:46 PM »
Quote from: Salvatore on August 30, 2010, 06:52:02 PM
not as much as I used to

btw, as of last saturday I have retired from stripping

i'm not gonna make  a huge eulogy...i'm just over with it

Salvation,

What will you do to subsidize the loss of income from stripping?
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #263 on: August 30, 2010, 07:40:14 PM »
OMG Johnny got an iPhone 4 !
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #264 on: August 30, 2010, 07:47:35 PM »
Quote from: jtsunami on August 30, 2010, 07:40:14 PM
OMG Johnny got an iPhone 4 !

I wish you'd hurry up and get AIDS.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #265 on: August 30, 2010, 07:53:26 PM »
Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on August 30, 2010, 07:49:10 PM
Get a load of this shit
mmmmmmmmmmm

Post up some lemonheads!! :D
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #266 on: August 30, 2010, 08:31:37 PM »
Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on August 30, 2010, 07:56:42 PM
mmmmmmmmmm

What were the green apple ones called?
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #267 on: August 30, 2010, 08:46:18 PM »
Quote from: Salvatore on August 30, 2010, 04:01:36 AM
btw,

while Getbig was down...The Salvation was Peaking



taken saturday

Pardon the "zombie face" didn't sleep at all on Friday night

btw, I realize that I am a "male butterface"...however, I do have a pretty insane physique and a good rap so it all makes up for my busted face

btw (part 2) I don't type the fact that I have a "busted face" so i can get the sympathitc "oh, you're not ugly facially" respond...No- I know Im uglier than sin facially

wow homo! epic 500 calories diet
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #268 on: August 31, 2010, 12:22:58 AM »
Quote from: che on August 30, 2010, 07:13:42 PM
WTF , what happened ?

went to a 21st birthday party
the party was booked by a third party website that called our agency to send either a "black or latino policeman"
I showed up and the woman throwing the party was PISSED because I wasn't "Domnican" but she still let me perform
the crowd like 9 girls was not into it as well because they expected Jose Reyes.  I was trying to get it pumping as hard as I could but nobody was buying it.
Midway through the act, the lady throwing the party stopped my music and told me to stop and get out.  Then, she told me she wasn't mad at me but I wasn't what she expected because she was expecting someone "black"

long story short- I had had enough of the whole stripping thing because i was sick of giving up my weekends waiting by my cell for a gig and not being able to go out- the whole thing had "ran its course"
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #269 on: August 31, 2010, 12:26:40 AM »
Quote from: chaos on August 30, 2010, 06:58:48 PM
You got a bobblehead.

LMFAO....seriously, well played sir

Quote from: ManBearPig... on August 30, 2010, 07:01:17 PM
Sal,
do you act like Rodger, Rachel Zoe's husband in real life?

Like, in the last episode he was drinking a beer, but you can tell he was disgusted by the taste, and when Rachel asked him what the hell he was doing, with a total lisp he goes "what?  like i can't have a beer and watch a football game".

i've seen the show and that dude is a legit homo.
he is a bigger homo than Leann Rimes ex husband



Quote from: Devon97 on August 30, 2010, 07:34:46 PM
Salvation,

What will you do to subsidize the loss of income from stripping?

I dunno cuz I quit my trainer's job as well because I was sick of the Gym taking 50 percent of my hourly fee
probably mooch off my dad till i can get a bartending job



Quote from: jtsunami on August 30, 2010, 07:40:14 PM
OMG Johnny got an iPhone 4 !

It's pretty sick
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #270 on: August 31, 2010, 07:57:35 AM »
Quote from: Sizwe on August 30, 2010, 03:21:52 PM
a buzz cut with abit of scaring on the face would do wonders.


Thats not CalvinH.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #271 on: August 31, 2010, 05:17:25 PM »
on this forum, I look "sickly and gay"

but in real life, I'm a FUCKING GOD that girls cream their panties over



btw, ALOT OF HATERZ WILL TRY AND DENY IT BUT YOU KNOW THAT MY LOOK MAKES ALL THE 18 YEAR OLDS AND COUGARS GO NUTZ
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #272 on: August 31, 2010, 05:20:04 PM »
No, I seriously think you need to cut the hair, I would think it scares away most decent looking chicks.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #273 on: August 31, 2010, 05:28:16 PM »
Quote from: Salvatore on August 31, 2010, 05:17:25 PM


but in real life, I'm a FUCKING GOD that girls cream their panties over


Lucky for you in your line of work....pardon me if I don't see the FUCKING GOD part though. I don't know what "gay" looks like, but you look too thin to be healthy, in my opinion.
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Re: Salvatore "the Salvation"
« Reply #274 on: August 31, 2010, 05:31:22 PM »
Quote from: Salvatore on August 31, 2010, 05:17:25 PM
on this forum, I look "sickly and gay"

but in real life, I'm a FUCKING GOD that girls cream their panties over



btw, ALOT OF HATERZ WILL TRY AND DENY IT BUT YOU KNOW THAT MY LOOK MAKES ALL THE 18 YEAR OLDS AND COUGARS GO NUTZ


I challenge you on that Salvatore :D
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