Your nose is too small for your face (especially for a shylock)
Your haircut screams 'Budget'
You have black woman jungle lips
Eyebrow waxing didnt come off as planned, did it? I'll give you my beauticians number yeah?
Your dress sense is poor at best
Did you ever train your back? Its behind the front of you
Actually, I have a big nose.


My haircut was 25 bucks and I get it done EVERY WEEK so the taper fade is tight.
I love my angelina jolie lips, and so does EVERY BITCH
My eyebrows are naturally thin, IVE NEVER WAXED EM!
I wear all Express, Banana, Armani, Gucci, Structure, Metro, Diesel...
My back is my biggest muscle, lemme find a pic
