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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #475 on: September 03, 2010, 02:16:29 AM »
20 pages, fuck that. Cliffs, anyone?
No doubt about it...

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #476 on: September 03, 2010, 02:27:42 AM »
Cliff notes:
Ross's father bought him a scamming supplement company
Ross takes gear and has a poor to average physique but doesnt use his own products
Ross is a life coach and bodybuilding guru
Ross had gyno
When Ross's father dies his business will be fucked cos hes too retarded to keep it going himself
Ross's father has a history of child molestation

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #477 on: September 03, 2010, 02:33:03 AM »
Way to go Ross!!
No doubt about it...

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #478 on: September 03, 2010, 02:34:11 AM »
28 inch waist? over 20 inch arms, 6% bodyfat

950 mg test/week + orals


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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #479 on: September 03, 2010, 02:36:05 AM »
Way to go for Ross's father
A big hand for all the pedofiles!!

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« Reply #480 on: September 03, 2010, 02:39:38 AM »
Ross, is this or is this not your father involved in this case?

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« Reply #481 on: September 03, 2010, 02:39:45 AM »
Some threads you just know exactly how there gonna turn out :)

I just started waded through this thread and I have 20 pages more to go. I don't know if I can get through it. I have a feeling this won't end well. The only thing I hate more than people pointing their finger at me is people pointing their finger at me gangsta style. Actually, it's even worse when the gangsta wannabe is White.

Supplement pusher, gangsta tough guy, starts with an "introductory" post, juicer that claims natural status...

All the fine qualities GetBig hates. I hope this gets good.

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #482 on: September 03, 2010, 02:41:30 AM »
20 pages, fuck that. Cliffs, anyone?

around page 17 he threatned to notify his lawyers of disturbia's post.........

i already knew he was a bottom feeding buttfucking down syndrome having twink. but that pretty much cemented it right there.

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« Reply #483 on: September 03, 2010, 02:44:22 AM »
around page 17 he threatned to notify his lawyers of disturbia's post.........

i already knew he was a bottom feeding buttfucking down syndrome having twink. but that pretty much cemented it right there.
Haha Id missed that, thank you  ;D

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #484 on: September 03, 2010, 02:49:19 AM »
Haha Id missed that, thank you  ;D

 ;)

I dont know why these std infested cum guzzling cock gobblers think they can come on here.

He'll be gone by the weekend, im pretty sure he fell asleep tonite in a puddle of his own drool laying on the ground near his dads computer desk in the fetal position wishing he never signed up on here in the first place.


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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #485 on: September 03, 2010, 02:49:32 AM »
Trash?  My IQ is over 160, I started my company at the age of 23 years old and grossed my first quarter million within a year.  Success is happiness. What does my particular style of dress have to do with the quality of my character.  

You, are a judgemental little fag.  8)

So he has the IQ equal to Stephan Hawking but instead of finding the Grand Unified Theory he decided to make testosterone booster that he doesn't even use.

GetBig better not let this one get away.



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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #486 on: September 03, 2010, 03:04:15 AM »

GetBig better not let this one get away.


Methinks Getbig is onto him just fine, 20 pages of carnage in a day, just like the old days!

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #487 on: September 03, 2010, 03:06:30 AM »
Sure, I'd love to answer questions about my products, but that's not why I'm here.  What would you like to know?

Why do you point your finger like a gangsta? Why do you point your finger at all when looking at the camera? How many places can you state Pi? If you are driving a car at the speed of light and I am twenty yards behind you also traveling at the speed of light if I turn on my head lights will you see it? What role did Judaism play in the development of ethical monotheism?
Why do you think we're here? What's your favorite brand of human grade testosterone?

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #488 on: September 03, 2010, 03:24:12 AM »

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« Reply #489 on: September 03, 2010, 03:41:16 AM »
oh have fun with it,...I am in Canada and would make you come 3000 miles just to deal with it. And ask this entire board if any type of charge or jail bothers me,.....oh sunshine you are going down hard. Please post the email responses you get from the multiple gay movie companies and gay male magazines that you sent application and inquiry letters to. Oh and also post the responses to the gayforpay ads you posted basically up and down both coastlines,....your email inbox should be swamped tomorrow
LOL. Behold the awesome crazy power of Avesher.    ;D

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« Reply #490 on: September 03, 2010, 03:43:34 AM »
Guru schmuru !!  LOL  :)

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« Reply #491 on: September 03, 2010, 03:54:02 AM »
how does taking steroids and pushing some useless snakeoil qualify someone to be a "life coach" lmao

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #492 on: September 03, 2010, 05:04:09 AM »
Keeping the abuse of the down syndrome, drug abusing crap peddler at the top of the page. :)
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #493 on: September 03, 2010, 05:07:23 AM »

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #494 on: September 03, 2010, 07:13:01 AM »
Warm up 225lbs 30 reps
275lbs 20 reps
315lbs 15 reps
315lbs 15 reps
365lbs 8 reps


My chest is my most developed muscle, so I don't go extremely heavy anymore for fear of injury.  In addition, I actually get better gains from this rep scheme.
T-Minus 6 days and counting until we get a video of this monster workout

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #495 on: September 03, 2010, 07:19:54 AM »
Wonderfull thread :)

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #496 on: September 03, 2010, 07:30:10 AM »
I'm playing golf this morning with my new clubs :)

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #497 on: September 03, 2010, 07:30:36 AM »
I'd like to introduce myself to the members of GetBig.com, my name is Ross Erstling and I am the Owner & President of a bodybuilding supplement company called Supreme Sports Enhancements. I am also a Motivational Speaker, Personal Fitness Trainer, Nutritionist, Life Coach and Bodybuilding Guru. :) 

I've written numerous bodybuilding articles on training, nutrition, and supplementation that can be found throughout the internet.  I have been an active member of the bodybuilding community for almost 10 years now, and I thoroughly enjoy contributing to the forums and making new friends.  My bodybuilding philosophy is effective, unique, and in many cases, "against the grain". I look forward to sharing my views and opinions with this great forum.

I leave you with this informative and highly entertaining interview clip:







how about if you mail me some free samples (as many as possible ;) ;)) and I'm willing to personally evaluate your excellent products for your excellent company and provide an unbiased opinion  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #498 on: September 03, 2010, 07:32:54 AM »
I'm playing golf this morning with my new clubs :)



What did you get ???

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Re: Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*
« Reply #499 on: September 03, 2010, 07:33:31 AM »
I'm playing golf this morning with my new clubs :)
LOL planning on trying to get in a round before it starts pouring here