Author Topic: I think this girl is incredible (Read 10506 times)

noworries · « **Reply #25 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:49:33 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on September 03, 2010, 02:41:00 PM

well you'll get to see and hear plenty of her soon then, as she's strongly rumoured to be a judge, along with cowell and paula abdul, on the us version of x factor. you poor sods, you thought american idol was bad enough? you aint seen nothing yet!!

She had Malaria recently I read too

CARTEL · « **Reply #26 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:51:54 PM »

Quote from: noworries on September 03, 2010, 02:49:33 PM

She had Malaria recently I read too

Malaria is my Babymama's name.

tallgerman · « **Reply #27 on:** September 03, 2010, 10:56:27 PM »

bigtime

clued-up · « **Reply #28 on:** September 03, 2010, 11:06:49 PM »

Lovely symmetry about her face. She’s beautiful, gorgeous smile, sexy woman. She’s probably an outrageous bitch.. complete monster.. but fun to look at.

CalvinH · « **Reply #29 on:** September 04, 2010, 06:29:31 AM »

Yum,yum.

Parker · « **Reply #30 on:** September 04, 2010, 07:04:10 AM »

Quote from: affeman on September 03, 2010, 01:31:22 PM

For some reason the dude kinda screams, "Gay"...don't know why. And also, any man that likes bone rack looking chicks, tends to be grazing on the other side of the farm...that's why he wants her to NOT look like a woman.

arce1988 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 04, 2010, 06:38:26 PM »

clued-up · « **Reply #32 on:** September 04, 2010, 07:51:07 PM »

Quote from: Parker on September 04, 2010, 07:04:10 AM

And also, any man that likes bone rack looking chicks, tends to be grazing on the other side of the farm...that's why he wants her to NOT look like a woman.

Naw.. nothing womanly about this *bone rack* whatsoever. Admittedly, she doesn’t have an ass the size of a hippo.. but I can deal with that.

kevcat · « **Reply #33 on:** September 05, 2010, 03:42:07 AM »

The tattoo on her thigh is hot as f*ck

Immortal_Technique · « **Reply #34 on:** September 05, 2010, 05:55:54 AM »

She's pretty much the no 1 celeb here in Britain. Always wins FHM sexiest woman of the year. Surprisingly she's quite likeable as her amiable nature has won over the nation along with her looks.

Immortal_Technique · « **Reply #35 on:** September 05, 2010, 06:02:46 AM »

Oh yeah she did get malaria recently, then emerged from her bed looking like this the other day.

240 is Back · « **Reply #36 on:** September 05, 2010, 06:15:41 AM »

lol @ just 'catching malaria'.

sounds like she toured and got to know the natives a little toooo well.

Figo · « **Reply #37 on:** September 05, 2010, 09:19:09 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on September 03, 2010, 10:37:26 AM

poor cheryl, she was a mudshark.
married a guy known as a cock gobbler.
one of our big sunday papers exposed him and his gay sex antics with various other gay fellows in the england football team.
poor girl was devastated. He denied it though and being a player and having an unfair advantage into the mind of a woman - since he really was one himself convinced her she was fat.
she then proceded to starve herself, into the waif like figure you see now.
she eventually divorced the girls because he was caught by the same paper fucking some fat chick - you couldn't make it up

Ash is gay? what other fellows? 1st I heard. Or is this english tabloid bs?

CAPTAIN INSANO · « **Reply #38 on:** September 05, 2010, 09:22:11 AM »

Figo · « **Reply #39 on:** September 05, 2010, 09:22:20 AM »

Quote from: crownshep on September 03, 2010, 11:39:38 AM

Just goes to show what ~~the top hairdressers and stylists and dentists~~ a top premiership footballer's wages can do.This is how she used to look when she was a skinny chav living on the council estate.

Immortal_Technique · « **Reply #40 on:** September 05, 2010, 09:28:01 AM »

Fatpanda · « **Reply #41 on:** September 05, 2010, 09:44:36 AM »

Quote from: Figo on September 05, 2010, 09:19:09 AM

Ash is gay? what other fellows? 1st I heard. Or is this english tabloid bs?

google it, he has had his lawyers deal with it, but the truth is out there

noworries · « **Reply #42 on:** September 05, 2010, 09:47:48 AM »

I watch her on X Factor and I just think she is so pretty and sexy the way she talks and her face is incredible. I had no idea she was such a boig star there.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #43 on:** September 05, 2010, 09:53:09 AM »

make no mistake sheryl is a mudshark.

very shortly some rapper will use his game on her and hit it big time.

She'll be bigger than victoria beckham soon.

noworries · « **Reply #44 on:** September 05, 2010, 09:57:58 AM »

That Beckhan chick has nothing on her. I think the Beckhan chick is ugly and WAYYYYYYYYYY to skinny even for me. Cheryl is truly hot. I had no idea she had tats until I saw the photos on Google. I don't even care about those.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #45 on:** September 05, 2010, 10:29:13 AM »

Quote from: noworries on September 05, 2010, 09:57:58 AM

That Beckhan chick has nothing on her. I think the Beckhan chick is ugly and WAYYYYYYYYYY to skinny even for me. Cheryl is truly hot. I had no idea she had tats until I saw the photos on Google. I don't even care about those.

i agree, victoria is an ugly bag of bones skank.

she had no talent, latched on to david beckham and rode his coat tails ever since.

although i have to be fair - she also made him the star he is. he was a spotty teen when she met him.

she dressed him in gucci, armani, picked his hair cuts, shoes, watches, got him the deals, etc

when he fucked that nanny, there was never a doubt she would divorce him.

noworries · « **Reply #46 on:** September 05, 2010, 11:34:02 AM »

Aren't there any nudes or anything on Cheryl. She hangs around LA much I see Hefner getting her in Playboy.

arce1988 · « **Reply #47 on:** September 05, 2010, 01:39:09 PM »

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #48 on:** September 05, 2010, 01:57:48 PM »

No ass. Imagine pounding that doggystyle.

Immortal_Technique · « **Reply #49 on:** September 05, 2010, 02:16:41 PM »

Quote from: noworries on September 05, 2010, 11:34:02 AM

Aren't there any nudes or anything on Cheryl. She hangs around LA much I see Hefner getting her in Playboy.

Hef reportedly offered her £500,000 recently to appear in Playboy. She said no