Procrastination and the new Getbig speed

[Army of One]

I think we need to start bitching at Ron for his server being too fast now, I dont have a chance to take a shit, shower, get dressed and eat between posts anymore.My retinas daily dosage of men in thongs has gone up by a blinding muscletech like 876.5% and Im starting to be able to able to judge a cawk size in thong down to the nearest millimeter(no homo).Less speed=less gay, wheres Matt C when we need Rons servers hacked, apart from at his local Scientology/Nazi March.

[noworries]

I think we need to start bitching at Ron for his server being too fast now, I dont have a chance to take a shit, shower, get dressed and eat between posts anymore.My retinas daily dosage of men in thongs has gone up by a blinding muscletech like 876.5% and Im starting to be able to able to judge a cawk size in thong down to the nearest millimeter(no homo).Less speed=less gay, wheres Matt C when we need Rons servers hacked, apart from at his local Scientology/Nazi March.

x2  I used to be able to take a good dump whilke it was loading.  Now I can't do shit (pardon the pun) but watch it load at blazing speed.

[Master Blaster]

I think we need to start bitching at Ron for his server being too fast now, I dont have a chance to take a shit, shower, get dressed and eat between posts anymore.My retinas daily dosage of men in thongs has gone up by a blinding muscletech like 876.5% and Im starting to be able to able to judge a cawk size in thong down to the nearest millimeter(no homo).Less speed=less gay, wheres Matt C when we need Rons servers hacked, apart from at his local Scientology/Nazi March.

Classic. 

[El Diablo Blanco]

It used to be

1. startup getbig
2. While waiting go to Tube8.com, crack off, clean up and 30 seconds later
3. check getbig....still loading....
4. make a sammy, eat, get horny thinking sammy is a pussy
5. Go back to tube8, search for "face sit", crack off
6. Back to getbig.  Post "HAHAHAHA Jay is a Fridge"
7. Have a shower, crack off one more time.
8. Come back to getbig "HANG ON TIGHT"  WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
9. Have a tantrum and hit F5 until my finger bleeds
10. two hours later it loads, forget about anger and read about men in thongs.


Now it's

1. logon to getbig
2. post
3. post.  "It hasn't been 32 seconds since last post"  FUCK!
4. count down from 30.  Hit post "Oops, you may have already posted this"  FUCK! FUCK!
5. go back to getbig.  Get mad that there are now 40 posts and three pages in the original virgin thread.  FUCK!
6. Take a shower and have angry crack off.  Dick hurts now when I put soap on it.  FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

[disturbia]

It used to be

1. startup getbig
2. While waiting go to Tube8.com, crack off, clean up and 30 seconds later
3. check getbig....still loading....
4. make a sammy, eat, get horny thinking sammy is a pussy
5. Go back to tube8, search for "face sit", crack off
6. Back to getbig.  Post "HAHAHAHA Jay is a Fridge"
7. Have a shower, crack off one more time.
8. Come back to getbig "HANG ON TIGHT"  WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
9. Have a tantrum and hit F5 until my finger bleeds
10. two hours later it loads, forget about anger and read about men in thongs.


Now it's

1. logon to getbig
2. post
3. post.  "It hasn't been 32 seconds since last post"  FUCK!
4. count down from 30.  Hit post "Oops, you may have already posted this"  FUCK! FUCK!
5. go back to getbig.  Get mad that there are now 40 posts and three pages in the original virgin thread.  FUCK!
6. Take a shower and have angry crack off.  Dick hurts now when I put soap on it.  FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Sept 17th,...day of mourning

[Army of One]

It used to be

1. startup getbig
2. While waiting go to Tube8.com, crack off, clean up and 30 seconds later
3. check getbig....still loading....
4. make a sammy, eat, get horny thinking sammy is a pussy
5. Go back to tube8, search for "face sit", crack off
6. Back to getbig.  Post "HAHAHAHA Jay is a Fridge"
7. Have a shower, crack off one more time.
8. Come back to getbig "HANG ON TIGHT"  WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
9. Have a tantrum and hit F5 until my finger bleeds
10. two hours later it loads, forget about anger and read about men in thongs.


Now it's

1. logon to getbig
2. post
3. post.  "It hasn't been 32 seconds since last post"  FUCK!
4. count down from 30.  Hit post "Oops, you may have already posted this"  FUCK! FUCK!
5. go back to getbig.  Get mad that there are now 40 posts and three pages in the original virgin thread.  FUCK!
6. Take a shower and have angry crack off.  Dick hurts now when I put soap on it.  FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

PIP "hang tight"