LOL, says the man who advised me to put money in the safe haven of Cyprus a week before the poop hit the fan.
I never said any such thing. Intl. banking is a nightmare and in my experience, opening country-specific accounts isn't necessary (i.e., accounts not in your "home" country, excluding intl. accounts).
Other than that, I think we both know you wouldn't quite have reached the haircut cutoff anyway.