Fatpanda bitches out 2 weeks into the log

[kiwiol]

Fatpanda is so fat, when he went to Japan for a holiday, they tried to harpoon him.

[JOHN MATRIX]

Fatpanda is so Fat, a team from national geographic performed a 2-week study of the reappearance of manatees in the Gulf- complete with tagging and blood samples-before realising it was just Fatpanda on his summer vacation

[disturbia]

FatPanda is so fat he got a whole "he is so fat" thread named after him on getbig

[Hulkotron]

Fat panda is so fat that when he sits around the house, he actually sits around the house.

[kiwiol]

Fatpanda is so fat, he once looked at the Milky way and said, "My anus is bigger than Uranus."

[Master Blaster]

Fat Panda is so fat it's going to take 45 days to remove group of miners trapped in his folds.

[Palpatine Q]

Fatpanda is so Fat he sat on a dollar bill and made 4 quarters

[Palpatine Q]

FatPanda is so Fat if he walks in front of the TV you miss half the show

[Palpatine Q]

FatPanda is so fat he quit the contest with disturbia 

[mass243]

FatPanda is so fat that only thing stopping him from going to gym is front door

[The_Punisher]

Fatpanda is so fat, he's being considered to play sidekick for "Precious 2"

[trustnoone]

Fatpanda is so fat that he looks at pics of noworries for inspiration.

[Palpatine Q]

FatPanda is so fat that only thing stopping him from going to gym is front door

 

FatPanda is so fat the only "gym" he goes to is a guy named Jim who sells him bootleg Twinkies by the case

[disturbia]

fuk there are some unreal funny ones in here

[JOHN MATRIX]

Fatpanda is so Fat, the Smithsonian already has a specially designed display case waiting for him when he dies

[trustnoone]

FP is so fat that when he goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at him instead.

[Les Grossman]

fuk there are some unreal funny ones in here

and...fuk there are some real unfunny ones in here.

[JOHN MATRIX]

FP is so fat that when he goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at him instead.

LMAOO!!


Fatpanda is so Fat, that when he dies the US obesity rate will instantly drop by 75%

[wes]

Fatpanda is so fat that when he gets a cut,he bleeds gravy!!

[trustnoone]

FP is so fat that he can sit on a rainbow and make skittles.

[Palpatine Q]

yes it really isn't worth my time anymore. there is no challenge its like arguing with a bunch of kids. yes you did, no i didn't, yes you did blah blah all fuelled by gimmicks, and a delusional mental patient  [/b]

if i've had 2 heart attacks how come there aren't any scars on my chest as of 2 weeks ago 

oh brother the level of intellect on display is ridiculous.

Now wer'e all "gimmicks".......funny up until he quit and was universally ridiculed for being a spineless twat and morbidly obese, he was all gung ho and sharing his theories and workout plan with everyone here.... he wasn't calling us "kids' and "gimmicks" then

[disturbia]

LMAOO!!


Fatpanda is so Fat, that when he dies the US Scotland obesity rate will instantly drop by 75%

fixed

[Master Blaster]

Fat Panda is so fat he doesn't sit around the house, he IS the house.

[CalvinH]

Fatpands is so fat that it's tough for him to post with all the grease on his fingers.

[mass243]

Fat Panda is so fat he doesn't sit around the house, he IS the house.

LOL I prefer not to live in THAT house