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Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #600 on: September 20, 2010, 01:00:02 AM »
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mass243

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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #601 on: September 20, 2010, 01:11:17 AM »
Huge load of water...

FatPanda is holding so much water he was asked by UN to travel to Africa and irrigate some plantations
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #602 on: September 20, 2010, 01:11:35 AM »
But he made a thread almost a month ago about himself, posting a picture of himself shirtless and admitting how fat he looks but he doesn't care  ::), you know just like sevastase did two years ago posting those fat estrogen pics of himself when he had gone insane seen reptilians.

Some people thought his account was hacked but it wasn't so, Fatpanda is one of these hobby budhists. These two faced monkeys that claim they only care about the higher truth, but then they talk shit here and try to denie they are fat. Then drink a six pack of beer, get a buzz going and make thread like that.

Someone find the thread again... too lazy.

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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #603 on: September 20, 2010, 01:14:10 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on September 20, 2010, 01:11:17 AM
FatPanda is holding so much water he was asked by UN to travel to Africa and irrigate some plantations

Maybe we can make another thread out of it ;D

Fatpanda is holding so much water, the oceans asked him for a loan.
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mass243

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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #604 on: September 20, 2010, 01:15:54 AM »
The word is also that NASA interrogated FatPanda for sucking all the water out of the Moon as only drops of ice was left...
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #605 on: September 20, 2010, 01:17:20 AM »
Fatpanda holds so much water, Stan Lee asked to use as a model for the home of Aquaman.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #606 on: September 20, 2010, 01:21:35 AM »
FatPanda is holding so much water that government of Great Britain stopped him getting in shape because they fear that whole Scotland would drown in process  ;D
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #607 on: September 20, 2010, 01:24:40 AM »
Fatpanda holds so much water that Greenpeace's wants to use him as the new north pole when the old has melted away.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #608 on: September 20, 2010, 01:29:05 AM »
..........thread over!  :)
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #609 on: September 20, 2010, 03:21:33 AM »
Fatpanda holds so much water that Atlantis will be rebuild inside his navel.
Fatpanda holds so much water that he creates the rivers of babylon when urinating.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #610 on: September 20, 2010, 04:11:47 AM »
Fatpanda is holding so much water that the only pussy he is ever gonna get is if bitch dies and wills it to him, and then, MABY!
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #611 on: September 20, 2010, 04:20:39 AM »
Fatpanda is holding so much water, his country has awarded him the title of "mineral spring".
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #612 on: September 20, 2010, 04:28:59 AM »
Fatpanda is holding so much water, that when Catain Crunch dies he wants his ashes spread all over him.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #613 on: September 20, 2010, 04:33:42 AM »
Fatpanda is holding so much water, he has been announced the official water supply of the Olympic Games 2012 London.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #614 on: September 20, 2010, 04:36:41 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on September 20, 2010, 04:33:42 AM
Fatpanda is holding so much water, he has been announced the official water supply of the Olympic Games 2012 London.

Actually FatPanda is holding so much water that all swimming contests in 2012 Olympics are held in him  :-X
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #615 on: September 20, 2010, 05:02:40 AM »
holding water lol
Thats even worse then the "Im not fat, only big boned" excuse
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #616 on: September 20, 2010, 05:07:45 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on September 20, 2010, 04:36:41 AM
Actually FatPanda is holding so much water that all swimming contests in 2012 Olympics are held in him  :-X

LOL!!!

Fatpanda is holding so much water, Coca Cola has moved all their facilities worldwide into his vicinity.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #617 on: September 20, 2010, 05:16:42 AM »
fatpanda is holding so much water scientists have decided to declare him the 8th sea....
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #618 on: September 20, 2010, 06:19:18 AM »
FatPanda holds so much water that when he was once spotted by a whale watching group on a boat in the distance the whale watcher yelled out "Thar she blows"


Course it might have been bcuz FatPanda was giving the captain of the boat a blowjob at the time though.   :-X   Someone told him that to sea men a calorie is a calorie, and he kinda  misinterpreted the whole thing.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #619 on: September 20, 2010, 06:29:07 AM »
fatpanda holds so much water leonardo di caprio once sat on his back while they were filming the end scene of the titanic.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #620 on: September 20, 2010, 06:40:07 AM »
Fatpanda is holding so much water that when he pee's it causes a tsunami.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #621 on: September 20, 2010, 08:22:54 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on September 20, 2010, 01:14:10 AM
Maybe we can make another thread out of it ;D

Fatpanda is holding so much water, the oceans asked him for a loan.

ahahahahaha

fatpanda: the human waterbed.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #622 on: September 20, 2010, 08:26:25 AM »
It's not water, it's very thick skin.
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #623 on: September 20, 2010, 08:29:40 AM »
fatpanda holds so much water that when he flushes the toilet it says "hey asshole use your own water"
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Re: Fatpanda: "my body is simply holding water"
« Reply #624 on: September 20, 2010, 08:45:07 AM »
off season Panda

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