I hate truckers

[dyslexic]

If you got it, a truck bought it. That laptop youre bitchin on and that chair your sittin on didn't get to you my some type of "magic"...


Truckdrivers are soon going to be the most professional individuals out there. See if you can go get a CDL and a Medical Certificate and manage to get hired on?


Talk to me about a "super-ten".... you even know what that is?


Don't bash the trucker, fucker.

[Nails]

If you got it, a truck bought it. That laptop youre bitchin on and that chair your sittin on didn't get to you my some type of "magic"...


Truckdrivers are soon going to be the most professional individuals out there. See if you can go get a CDL and a Medical Certificate and manage to get hired on?


Talk to me about a "super-ten".... you even know what that is?


Don't bash the trucker, fucker.

No wonder i got my laptop 3 weeks later, lazy fat bastered was probably fucking some hookers in Montana and forgot all about my Mac

[Andy Griffin]

If you got it, a truck bought it. That laptop youre bitchin on and that chair your sittin on didn't get to you my some type of "magic"...


Truckdrivers are soon going to be the most professional individuals out there. See if you can go get a CDL and a Medical Certificate and manage to get hired on?


Talk to me about a "super-ten".... you even know what that is?


Don't bash the trucker, fucker.

For the most part I agree, but I just can't see anyone "settling" for becoming a physician because it was just too damn hard to get a job as a gear jammer.   

[Hereford]

If you got it, a truck bought it. That laptop youre bitchin on and that chair your sittin on didn't get to you my some type of "magic"...


Truckdrivers are soon going to be the most professional individuals out there. See if you can go get a CDL and a Medical Certificate and manage to get hired on?


Talk to me about a "super-ten".... you even know what that is?


Don't bash the trucker, fucker.

Oh yea, right.  Go down to the local Flying J and report back to us on what you see.

Frankly, I'm surprise trucks aren't about as long as a short bus.. for who's on them.

[Dreadlifter]

I don't find them too bad overall, but yeah, countless times i've been held up by the pointles overtaking trucks. And i've had to slam my brakes on a few times when they've done it in front of me.

I hate bad truckers and equally the bad bikers who think it's their God-given right to cruise down the middle of two lanes of traffic rather than a luxury afforded to them by other road users, and shake their heads at cars making maneouvres they're perfectly entitled to make. I recognize they're vulnerable road users and keep my eyes out for them, but i want to shoot those fuckers when i see them giving that disapproving headshake.

[dyslexic]

No wonder i got my laptop 3 weeks later, lazy fat bastered was probably fucking some hookers in Montana and forgot all about my Mac

Surely he would be thinking about his Best Buy delivery... its just that they don't fuck lot-lizards, the get Mouthwash and then a BJ- pay her extry if she swallows...

No different than you..right?

[CAPTAIN INSANO]

[Nails]

 

[Hereford]

dyslexic, how many lot lizards have you 'dated' in your run?

[dr.chimps]

Joel Lindley and Trucker Clock.   

[dyslexic]

dyslexic, how many lot lizards have you 'dated' in your run?

Never. Ever.


Never "needed" to-- the only rest area stops I made were to piss... and I'd piss on them if they got in my way. You have to be into meth and sharing other dirtbags cum...


I didn't fit the criteria.



How bout You?

[Lundgren]

 Hey I resent this shit. My uncle drives big rigs. He says part of it has to with their gearing shit atleast when theres lots of hills and shit. Respect them man my uncle loves his family, true story. Granted hes bi polar, beats his kids and wife, and will fist fight anyone that challenges his 5 foot 4 ass to a fight,

[slacker]

if you ate today  thank a trucker

[Playboy]

It's worked for me twice so far.. I used to have a similar trucker problem on one section of the highway here, trucks would always slow that part down to a crawl so one of my friends suggested this, he uses marbles on his bike when cars ride his ass. A marble @ 120km/h will crack the windshield

Hwy 401??

[phreak]

if you ate today  thank a trucker

I'm on a starvation diet, so they can go rim the king of Botswana.

[ManBearPig...]

if you ate today  thank a trucker

fuck them, they get paid for what they do.

[Captain Equipoise]

Hwy 401??

Yea   esp. around 427 collector's and 403

[WillGrant]

I have no problem with truckers. I, actually, find them to be very courteous and the best drivers on the interstates. Seriously.

In your now famous constipated pose pic you actualy look like a trucker 

[Tito24]

[caseyviator]

You hate truckers? Our new member "scottmarkley" will be furious!!!

THATS F IN FUNNY   this GUY FITS IT DONT HE!!!!!

[Agnostic007]

I'm sure 95% of the truckers are great folks.. I just don't remember them as well as I do the shit bags that decide to pass on a hill and take 47 miles to do it while a line of cars start backing up for 4 miles on the interstate. I drive up I35 about every 6 weeks from Texas to Oklahoma and bought a hand held CB radio just for those ocassions when one of the 5% decide to be an ass... the stress relief is worth every penny.   

[Sir Bigness]

I'll fwd this concern to the head of the Teamsters Union.
Maybe , you will end up beside Jimmy Hoffa ? hehehehe

The truckers provide a real service to all of us and work long hrs, cut 'em some slack.

X2!!

[Tito24]

haha.

[Board_SHERIF]

Just enjoy the next news story of a trucker getting into a fatal accident 

[CalvinH]

''My father was a trucker for the years of 23,
and on the day I was born his blood was left to me."