savage greasy jheri curl, 50 grams of sugar you can't afford to ingest, clearance TJ Maxx picture on wall, cups of urine on windowsill to give to cousin Paco so he can pass a drug test and get a job at a moving company, and fat guy uniform of tee shirt, marked down Target button down and husky jeans

Styrofoam cups (with straw), soft drinks, and a tshirt culled from the not clean but not dirty pile on the bathroom floor. Looks like the kind of guy who spends 6 nights a week eating spaghetti off a paper plate in front of reruns of Mama's Family.
PS - Lol @ "the" before "weight."