Well, at least you are admitting you have no friends now, first time for honesty. Good on you.
i have all the friends i need - and i dont smell.
i>you
i am not ashamed to be who i am.
i>you
i am not gay.
i>you
i am not a self loathing homosexual jew who denies his heritage
i>you
i keep my flat clean, and am not infested with bugs you filthy mongrel
i>you
i am not an ugly bald midget with pussy lips and restraining orders against him
i>you
hope this helps