I am in good shape, and sport 7.75 inches with some decent thickness.
So I look fwd to these intrusive scanners. I might even ask to go through repeatedly, or for a supervisor to come out, hoping it'll be a hot blonde who demands a cavity search as a result of her X-rayted [sic] lust.
I am a little nervous about them being able to see the turds in my stomach, so perhaps I will eat a light lunch that day?