Do short french men suck cox?

[ThaRealist]

americans are no longer in ANY position to make fun of anyone else........we are the biggest embarrassment in the world

we will go down in history eclipsing the roman empire as the biggest fuck-ups to have the greatest culture and nation in the entire world,,,,,,,,,,and let it slip through our fingers into disrepair because of liberalism and stupidity

Amen

[JOHN MATRIX]

Yet, they turn their backs on the U.N. when they want to.....Don't be surprised when their ass get left behind in the next world war

good...they still show they have some desire to maintain their national sovereignty and pride unlike the other western european (former) powers who are selling their nations and native populations out on a silver platter     

[~UN_$ung~]

your right, the fact that everything unique and provocative and edgy is being destroyed by political corrrectness (truth is now outlawed)

and that america is turnin into one large hispanic ghetto



mexicans and political correctness deserve special recogniton

[chaos]

mexicans and political correctness deserve special recogniton

Arizona is giving it to them.

[ThaRealist]

good...they still show they have some desire to maintain their national sovereignty and pride unlike the other western european (former) powers who are selling their nations and native populations out on a silver platter     

And their bitch ass's would have gotten owned if it wasn't for the U.S....France a bitch country that just goes with the flow of whichever country chooses to invade it...Since, the world has seen how France reacts to invasion...lol

[suckmymuscle]

poor france, they put up a damn good fight in WW1.

but they are never going to live down WW2.

  Exactly, my friend. The French put up a Achillean fight in World War I. Seven million French youth perished.

  Conversely, how many Americans perished in World War II? A quarter million. Also, Germany was already on it's knees in July 1945 and Russia would have beaten Germany anyway if the U.S didn't enter the war. Soviet won World War 2.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[CalvinH]

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The army.

How can you recognise a French veteran?

Sunburned armpits.




Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France?

Germans like to march in the shade.

Why did it take Germany three days to conquer France in World War II?

Because it was raining.

Why did the French give America the Statue of Liberty?

Because she has only one arm raised.

Why do the French get more votes in the U.N.?

They vote with both hands.

Why is the French fighter plane called the Mirage?

It doesn't exist.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What does 'Maginot' mean in German?

Welcome!

Why is the French Foreign Legion the only decent fighting force in the whole French Army?

Because it's made up of foreigners.



What does the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background.

What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?

How to surrender in at least ten languages.

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rear-view mirror, so they can see the war.

Why does Nike like the French Army?

Because in wartime they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.

Why did the French celebrate their World Cup in 1998 so wildly?

It was their first time they won anything without outside help.
French football fans kiss in Toulouse, after France's 3-0 victory over Brazil



Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy?

To see all their other ships.

What did the mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city in World War II?

'Table for 100,000, monsieur?'

Why are the French afraid of war?

You would be, too, if you had never won one.

How do you stop a French army on horseback?

Turn off the carousel.

Did you hear about the French admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died?

Five sailors died digging his grave.

What's the best thing about being French?

You can surrender at the beginning of the war and somebody else will win it for you.

'I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.'

General George S. Patton.

How do the French advertise surplus World War II rifles for sale?

'Never fired, only dropped once.'

 
Best thing about France is the President's wife

[The Showstoppa]

French men.......haha, bunch of bicycle riding, beret wearing cheese monkeys....