The skinny kid curving his spine his spine like a fish hook to sling up dumbells he he can barely lift to shoulder level.
The dude who managed to bury 70lb dumbells almost 1/3 into a concrete floor at a gym near uni. He was furious about something and there were only a couple of us there at the time. I think of him when folks mention roid rage even though it was probably due to woman troubles.
And this one guy............. I have grown up with bodybuilders around me, so it's familiar. But I have never dated one, dont covet it at all. And I was at the gym, off peak as usual, alone and loving it. This guy walked in and he was gorgeous. Shiny dark, thick hair, built like wow and he looked at me and winked.
I thought, hello, has hell frozen over? And smiled at myself for even thinking that. I was just finishing up and resting between sets and he set up to work dumbells in front of the mirror........
He lifted them outwards away from his body and in seconds it hit me. Captain Chloroform and his killer armpits.
I got up and went into the other room and did cardio when I stopped gagging and went home.
Gross.
And there's the chick who ripped out her belly ring when her tshirt caught it and ran up with her lifting.
Carry on.
