Yeah, you hate it so much that you want
your gimmick the person espousing those views to be mod.

Save it.
The Skip has been offended. My feelings are hurt. I demand a full retraction.
Of course I think Sampson would be a good mod for the board? Who posts the most plausible conspiracy theories?
The only retraction taking place should be your penis.
I hope it crawls so far up inside you, it would requires a crotchet hook to come back out!