Do you give your pet embarrassing nicknames which you only use in private?

[Tapeworm]

I can't help myself.  Over the years, I have called this poor dog:

Mutthead/ Muttkins/ El Mutto/ Ya Mutt
You Thing
Magic Dog
Mr Beans
Mr Lousy
Mr McGreedy
Pooper

And still he hasn't bitten me.  

[Purple Aki]

Yep. Due to recent weightgain, Madge the cat is currently known as "Fat Madge".

She's also known as Squawky for the noise she makes to be let out at 2 in the morning, every morning .

[Butterbean]

I can't help myself.  Over the years, I have called this poor dog:

Mutthead/ Muttkins/ El Mutto/ Ya Mutt
You Thing
Magic Dog
Mr Beans
Mr Lousy
Mr McGreedy
Pooper

And still he hasn't bitten me.  

Yep. Due to recent weightgain, Madge the cat is currently known as "Fat Madge".

She's also known as Squawky for the noise she makes to be let out at 2 in the morning, every morning .

lol

Mr Lousy

 

[Tapeworm]

lol

 

I know!  I'm considering reporting myself to the RSPCA!

STinky
You Stink
Smelly

I can't say these.  He recognizes them as well as 'whoagh!' and 'foof!' from the times he's rolled in something foul.  Makes everything droop and he slinks around, dreading the garden hose that's in his near future.  After the hose, of course, it's Crazy Zooooom Time.

Squawky

 

[Princess L]

I call Shelby 'lil pork chop

[CalvinH]

Oscarboscar
janey woo woo
woo woo
monkey's
turkey's
pain in the ass
nuts


....maybe they sung to once in awhile

[Tapeworm]

Oscarboscar
janey woo woo
woo woo
monkey's
turkey's
pain in the ass
nuts


....maybe they sung to once in awhile

Whoa.  I meant 'cute' embarrassing nicknames.  This is more like 'caught you crossdressing' embarrassing.  I just dunno, man.

[The Showstoppa]

Little man
the cap'n
monkey butt

[Tapeworm]

Little man
the cap'n
monkey butt

I'm stealing the first two but not for the dog.

[Butterbean]

....maybe they sung to once in awhile

 







Mine too

janey woo woo

 

[pedro01]

I had an black labrador called "peanut butter ball licker" - but just in private