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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #50 on: November 01, 2010, 05:30:25 AM »
But he's The Muscles from Brussels.
Wallonian if that makes him any more macusline

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #51 on: November 01, 2010, 05:36:06 AM »
Good old Wallonia.

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #52 on: November 01, 2010, 05:41:28 AM »
Steve Buscemi is gay??  ???
Nucky Thompson?

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #53 on: November 01, 2010, 05:43:21 AM »
There have been french movies where Van Damme openly kisses men and fondles them in a sexual manner.

His sexuality was never a secret.  He has a fond admiration for the cock.

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #54 on: November 01, 2010, 05:54:44 AM »
"Hard" target.  :-X...now that im thinking...sounds more like a gay porn movie..


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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #55 on: November 01, 2010, 06:01:57 AM »
bullshit homo.

are you masturbating to your fantasies whilst writing this crap?

where do you get this stuff from?

just because you are from dubious stocks doesnt mean others are.

i heard will smith is gay too. the wife and kids are just a coverup.

But his wife is hot as fuck and extremely fuckable. Jackman's wife is more than ten years his senior, a nasty old bag, you'd have to be gay as fuck to stay with her with his options.

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #56 on: November 01, 2010, 06:12:27 AM »
This. Think back to your high school drama or theatre class, or if you went to college, the theatre group there. What was the ratio of hetero to gay men in either group?

Why would the acting industry be any different?

Not just that, but the hollywood actors are the best of the best of those groups, meaning whoever liked to memorize show tunes the most and wore the most makeup made it.  so yes, they're all gay.

here's a photo of marlon brando sucking a dick:

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #57 on: November 01, 2010, 06:44:12 AM »
Nucky Thompson?

Nucky isn't gay. The last episode I saw him laid up with two different women ;D

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #58 on: November 01, 2010, 06:51:45 AM »
Not just that, but the hollywood actors are the best of the best of those groups, meaning whoever liked to memorize show tunes the most and wore the most makeup made it.  so yes, they're all gay.

here's a photo of marlon brando sucking a dick:


there have been confirming statements made by ex-wives/gf's of Brando that he was bi

but why would he allow himself to be pthotographed? or is that shopped?

too much info...I actually think dont even wana know..

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #59 on: November 01, 2010, 07:17:12 AM »
Jesus Christ .... I see Bay now laughing in the background muttering : I told you so  :-\

JCVD gay :(
Lundgren too ??

is there any straight male ? So many hot women .. and these guys do other dudes .. sad



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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #60 on: November 01, 2010, 08:04:14 AM »
Not just that, but the hollywood actors are the best of the best of those groups, meaning whoever liked to memorize show tunes the most and wore the most makeup made it.  so yes, they're all gay.

here's a photo of marlon brando sucking a dick:



You can tell Marlon couldn't suck good dick.  Probably held him back in getting better parts ;D

By the way JCVD hugging and doing whatever to that guy is nothing compared to what GSP and other MMA fighter do before and after the fight to their corner people.  Tyson used to kiss his original handlers on the lips.
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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #61 on: November 01, 2010, 08:10:10 AM »
Hahaa he looks like Devilsmile .

there is actually a strong resemblance  ;D

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #62 on: November 01, 2010, 10:52:57 AM »
hahaha, the most weird thing about that "moment" was near then end where he leans his head to the right as if he is in love.

^^^ this


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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #63 on: November 01, 2010, 11:00:54 AM »
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hahaha, the most weird thing about that "moment" was near then end where he leans his head to the right as if he is in love.

...Add to that the way he gently winks his left eye as he does it and that's all she wrote.

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #64 on: November 01, 2010, 11:10:47 AM »
Gayer than "Jack, I swear..."
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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #65 on: November 01, 2010, 11:15:48 AM »
now this is better..  8)  :-* ???


fedor looks uncomfortable when a girl wants to have sex with him, but when jean claude licks all over him it's all good  ???


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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #66 on: November 01, 2010, 11:35:26 AM »
This thread makes me lol because I know what is really going on here

This thread isn't about JCVD
.........this thread is about ME


and "yes"- this me making this thread about me because it is about me

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #67 on: November 01, 2010, 11:40:04 AM »
^^^ this



or "My boy....thats my boy... im proud of you"  :D

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #68 on: November 01, 2010, 11:42:58 AM »
or "My boy....thats my boy... im proud of you"  :D

Holy shit watch the gif and just imagine him saying that hahaha makes it twice as uncomfortable to watch.




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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #69 on: November 01, 2010, 11:43:23 AM »
now this is better..  8)  :-* ???


fedor looks uncomfortable when a girl wants to have sex with him, but when jean claude licks all over him it's all good  ???



it's cuz he's married, and that's not his wife.  if you were married and had to go face your wife that night, even if you're fedor, you know you're fucked.
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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #70 on: November 01, 2010, 11:44:10 AM »
Holy shit watch the gif and just imagine him saying that hahaha makes it twice as uncomfortable to watch.




hahaha quite the "moment" for sure.  :D

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #71 on: November 01, 2010, 11:45:45 AM »
Gayer than "brokeback mountain"

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #72 on: November 01, 2010, 11:47:06 AM »
Gayer than having a "glute day".

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #73 on: November 01, 2010, 11:48:01 AM »
Gayer than Oscar "spoting" Kai on barbell shrugs.

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Re: Who knew Jean Claude Van Damme was bisexual?
« Reply #74 on: November 01, 2010, 11:50:12 AM »
Gayer than waiting "in the row" for the butt blaster.