How to get rid of homeless transients?

[PJim]

South Park springs to mind

[bigkid]

The homeless are on every intersection down here in S. Florida.  It's terrible.  They sit there and stare at you and hope you give them money.  Fuck them. Most are druggies and losers who are fine beng homeless, begging and not doing shit all day.

[devilsmile]

they allready had this topic in southpark last year, welcome to the past.

You can use the homeless to car tiers so it's like recycling... and also jumping accross them with skateboards. Pile homeless next to each other lying on the ground and then you jump train. Good sport...

Various things you can do...

[Mr. Magoo]

do they also have some sort of pet like a dog?

[240 is Back]

The homeless are on every intersection down here in S. Florida.  It's terrible.  They sit there and stare at you and hope you give them money.  Fuck them. Most are druggies and losers who are fine beng homeless, begging and not doing shit all day.

you and all the occupants of your car should point and laugh in unison.

oract like you have money for them, and hand them a McD job application instead!

[Agnostic007]

They sleep somewhere.. find their camping site and hose it down with pepper spray..



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[The Ugly]

Napalm.

[noworries]

Chicago or Detroit was sending their homeless to Hawaii.  In the early 90's they offered about 100 homeless people one-way tickets to paradise.  It was in the winter so instead of freezing your ass off in a cardboard box you could sleep on the beach in 75 degree weather at night.  Well after the Mayor found out he ended up rounding them all up and shipping them back.  It was pretty funny at the time.  FOr a hoimeless person I guess it would be a great way to get miles.

[JOHN MATRIX]

Easiest solution - If the hang out in the same spot every day - get some raccoon urine from your nearest hunting store.  Load up your super soaker pistol.  Go to that area in the evening, and soak the grounds at 2 am.

The nest day, as the sun hits it, the bums will find it uncomfortable and move on down the block. 

It's barely a crime - I mean, if you get stopped by the cops, tell them you are walking to a friends house for a hunting trip the following morning and the urine helps you to not be detected.  But you won't get caught.  And they'll be uncomfortable and leave.

ha, ive always wanted to get one of those paint power-sprayers they sell at hardware stores and fill it with shit or mayonaisse and just power spray a lazer beam of liquid shit on something/someone