Getbig Bodybuilding, Figure and Fitness Forums
November 25, 2014, 04:28:20 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
   Home   Help Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Would you rather bang a 4 or jerk off to porn?  (Read 12277 times)
Army of One
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 20914



« on: January 09, 2011, 07:06:40 PM »

A lifelong question which has been discussed since the middle ages (porn back then was hiding in the forest beating off to passing wenches)what would you do?
Report to moderator   Logged
che
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 13343



« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2011, 07:09:44 PM »

A lifelong question which has been discussed since the middle ages (porn back then was hiding in the forest beating off to passing wenches)what would you do?

If the 4 is my wife  I rather jerk off to porn.
Report to moderator   Logged
johnnynoname
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 16606


metrosexual superstar


« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2011, 07:13:02 PM »

bang a 4...my hand is old hat by now
Report to moderator   Logged
Cavalier22
Getbig IV
****
Gender: Male
Posts: 3310

Citizens! The Fatherland is in Danger


« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2011, 07:23:40 PM »

it all depends.

if she could just come in and you do the business and she leaves than definitely the 4.

but in real life it involves talking with her etc so if she is not really cool than id rather just beat off than take the time and effort to f her.
Report to moderator   Logged

Valhalla awaits.
Wiggs
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 31775


Child of Y'srael


« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2011, 07:24:59 PM »

Get my cock sucked by 4. 
Report to moderator   Logged

7
johnnynoname
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 16606


metrosexual superstar


« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2011, 07:26:38 PM »

you know how Wiggs uses the word "Before" in a sentence?

When he has sex with a pair of "2's" that Before
Report to moderator   Logged
Cavalier22
Getbig IV
****
Gender: Male
Posts: 3310

Citizens! The Fatherland is in Danger


« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2011, 07:28:00 PM »

A lifelong question which has been discussed since the middle ages (porn back then was hiding in the forest beating off to passing wenches)what would you do?

Beating off to passing wenches lol. 
Report to moderator   Logged

Valhalla awaits.
chaos
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 39139


Ron "There is no freedom of speech here" Avidan


« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2011, 07:28:05 PM »

you know how Wiggs uses the word "Before" in a sentence?

When he has sex with a pair of "2's" that Before
That begs another question......you have a chance for a 3some, they are both 2's.......do you bang them, or the 4 by herself, or jerk it?
Report to moderator   Logged

Liar!!!!Filt!!!!
outby43
Getbig IV
****
Posts: 3479


Libertarians 2016


« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2011, 07:32:44 PM »

bang a 4...my hand is old hat by now

You must not do it right.  Think of multiple girls each time.
Report to moderator   Logged
johnnynoname
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 16606


metrosexual superstar


« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2011, 07:35:29 PM »

That begs another question......you have a chance for a 3some, they are both 2's.......do you bang them, or the 4 by herself, or jerk it?

this is where you factor in the "for the story" factor ...that is, you'll always have the story about the time you had a threesome with two 2's

You must not do it right.  Think of multiple girls each time.

i dunno. i've been through my spank banks hundreds of time and done "other things".....it is all boring



and by "other things" i, obviously, mean do math...nudge nudge wink wink
Report to moderator   Logged
Jizzacked
Getbig IV
****
Posts: 2367


Everything's under control ma'am, I take plazmosis


« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2011, 07:46:24 PM »

my answer in the past would have been bang the 4.

these days, I think I am a little older and wiser... my logic for choosing to jerk off is that every time you bang some skank you are rolling the STD dice.  if I am going to get herpes or some shit I would at least want it to come from a 9 or above.

that being said, if a 4 is throwing herself at me when I am not of sound mind (ie trashed) I will probably hit it.
Report to moderator   Logged
TacoBell
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 4559


Team FTN


« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2011, 07:50:39 PM »

If it's just regular sex I'm just gonna jerk off but if the 4 is gonna give me a mean bj I'm game.
Report to moderator   Logged
Big Dicked Bob
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 12006


Master Technician - Raw Vaginal Insertion .|.


« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2011, 08:06:56 PM »

Bang the 4 whilst wenches are fetching water in the nearby river in pain view of the dime piece wenches.
Report to moderator   Logged
kh300
Getbig IV
****
Gender: Male
Posts: 3965


team no steroids just old fashioned lifting


« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2011, 08:10:00 PM »

I havnt jerked it in years. Worst thing a man can do. Your dick should only be used in a vagina, or else you'll develop bad habits.
Report to moderator   Logged
Army of One
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 20914



« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2011, 08:17:48 PM »

I havnt jerked it in years. Worst thing a man can do. Your dick should only be used in a vagina, or else you'll develop bad habits.

Sure you havnt  Roll Eyes I remember a guy who used to claim to everyone that he didnt jerk off and that it was sick, we all laughed at him
Report to moderator   Logged
kh300
Getbig IV
****
Gender: Male
Posts: 3965


team no steroids just old fashioned lifting


« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2011, 08:28:53 PM »

Sure you havnt  Roll Eyes I remember a guy who used to claim to everyone that he didnt jerk off and that it was sick, we all laughed at him

I could care less if you believe me. But try to stop for a week and you'll be amazed at the results. Jerking off, especially to porn is so destructive. Thats why you got so many guys using viagra and shit, because their libido sucks and they cant get hard over a real girl because they wank off every day.
Report to moderator   Logged
99 Bananas
Getbig IV
****
Posts: 1302



« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2011, 08:30:13 PM »

I havnt jerked it in years. Worst thing a man can do. Your dick should only be used in a vagina, or else you'll develop bad habits.
You're pretty much a homo. Worst thing a man can do? Only used in a vagina? WHAT?! Seriously, how gay do you intend on being? Low testosterone alert!
Report to moderator   Logged
The_Hammer
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 4414


President Barack Obama -- 2 Term U.S. President


« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2011, 08:38:52 PM »

Depends what your standards are. 

Report to moderator   Logged
kh300
Getbig IV
****
Gender: Male
Posts: 3965


team no steroids just old fashioned lifting


« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2011, 08:40:53 PM »

You're pretty much a homo. Worst thing a man can do? Only used in a vagina? WHAT?! Seriously, how gay do you intend on being? Low testosterone alert!

LOL. Get yourself a girlfriend. Or at least lay off the youporn and go out and find a fuckbuddy.
Report to moderator   Logged
benchmstr
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 11545

Heraclitus was right


« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2011, 08:43:50 PM »

depends on what the pussy looks like...

bench
Report to moderator   Logged
The_Hammer
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 4414


President Barack Obama -- 2 Term U.S. President


« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2011, 08:50:06 PM »

depends on what the pussy looks like...

bench









Report to moderator   Logged
benchmstr
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 11545

Heraclitus was right


« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2011, 08:56:13 PM »










guess i will be jerking off...

bench
Report to moderator   Logged
The_Hammer
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 4414


President Barack Obama -- 2 Term U.S. President


« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2011, 08:57:02 PM »

guess i will be jerking off...

bench

Liar that chick is hot.
Report to moderator   Logged
benchmstr
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 11545

Heraclitus was right


« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2011, 09:03:54 PM »

Liar that chick is hot.
i wont fight you for her.....she is all yours....

bench
Report to moderator   Logged
Cableguy
Getbig IV
****
Gender: Male
Posts: 1301


Cableguy no longer...


« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2011, 09:31:57 PM »

Getbig...supplying answers to life's mysteries... Grin
Report to moderator   Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Theme created by Egad Community. Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!