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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2011, 12:50:20 AM »
I am currently polytheistic, its the way to go, I mean if you benefit from 1 god then you multiply the benefits.

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2011, 02:53:15 AM »
Interesting thread - some good reading here.

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2011, 03:14:54 AM »
I think the Pastafarian belief system would suit a lot of guys here



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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #53 on: January 18, 2011, 04:18:47 AM »

1. God is dead. - Nietzsche.

do you know he suffered mental issues when he was a kid?
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« Reply #54 on: January 18, 2011, 04:37:50 AM »
Since Tombz is outnumbered.. Lemme help to keep this going ;D

________________________ ________________________ ________________________ _______________

During a question and answer session at a recent speaking engagement, a university student asked the speaker, “Why do you believe that the Bible is the inspired word of God?


Now this is a very interesting question; and probably one of the most important questions any Christian could ask themselves. What is so special, so unique about the Bible that Christians believe it is literally the inspired word of God?

In answering this student’s question, the speaker encouraged him to consider the following facts about the Bible:

First, the Bible is not just one single book. This is a more common misconception than many people realize, especially with people who do not come from a Judeo-Christian background.. Rather than being a single book, the Bible is actually a collection of 66 books, which is called the canon of scriptures. These 66 books contain a variety of genres: history, poetry, prophecy, wisdom literature, letters, and apocalyptic just to name a few.

Second, these 66 books were written by 40 different authors. These authors came from a variety of backgrounds: shepherds, fishermen, doctors, kings, prophets, and others. And most of these authors never knew one another personally.

Third, these 66 books were written over a period of 1500 years. Yet again, this is another reminder that many of these authors never knew or collaborated with one another in writing these books.

Fourth, the 66 books of the Bible were written in 3 different languages. In the Bible we have books that were written in the ancient languages of Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic; a reflection of the historical and cultural circumstances in which each of these books were written.

And finally, these 66 books were written on 3 different continents: Africa, Asia, and Europe. Once again, this is a testament to the varied historical and cultural circumstances of God’s people.

Think about the above realities: 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, on 3 different continents. What’s more, this collection of books shares a common storyline- the creation, fall, and redemption of God’s people; a common theme- God’s universal love for all of humanity; and a common message- salvation is available to all who repent of their sins and commit to following God with all of their heart, soul, mind and strength. In addition to sharing these commonalities, these 66 books contain no historical errors or contradictions. God’s word truly is an amazing collection of writings!

After the speaker had shared the above facts with this student, he offered him the following challenge: he said, “If you do not believe that the Bible is the inspired word of God, if you do not believe that the Bible is of a supernatural origin, than I challenge you to a test.”


The speaker said to the student, “I challenge you to go to any library in the world, you can choose any library you like, and find 66 books which match the characteristics of the 66 books in the Bible. You must choose 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, written on 3 different continents. However, they must share a common storyline, a common theme, and a common message, with no historical errors or contradictions.”

The speaker went on to say, “If you can produce such a collection of books, I will admit that the Bible is not the inspired word of God.” The student’s reply was almost instantaneous, he emphatically stated, “But that’s impossible!”

It truly is impossible, for any collection of human writings. However, the Bible passes this test. The Bible contains 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, on 3 different continents, with no historical errors or contradictions. The entire Bible, from Genesis to Revelation, bears the mark of Divine inspiration.



Bible is full of contradictions. Even the two accounts of genesis are contradictory! I mean come on!

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #55 on: January 18, 2011, 07:01:51 AM »
"On the sixth day, God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor."

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #56 on: January 18, 2011, 07:03:44 AM »
There's a huge difference between an agnostic and athiest. Thiest and Athiest both are believers, you can't get around this fact.

Agnostic aren't usually one way or the others.
I'm an agnostic that believes in god, because there's research that suggest belief is a powerful survival tool. It's pretty simple with me but it's enough.

A true atheist is someone who is without belief. Belief requires somebody to think something is the case or a reality, just because they want that particular thing to be true, really bad.  I don't even try and put up for or against arguments, as there is no point discussing a myth, just go off what you can and do  know and you'll be fine.

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #57 on: January 18, 2011, 07:09:52 AM »
...Whatever energy, force, being, alien, god, or other entity that put all of this in motion and put us here....

Well, he/it gave us some 3 pounds of grey goo up there... we use 10% of it thinking about sex all the time.  That's about it.  If there's something up there, it's beyond our comprehension.

Religious people often say that atheists lack imagination. I think it's the opposite. Religious people are the ones who cannot stand uncertainty and trades freethinking imagination for idiotic, blind faith.

Dogmatic religion such as christianity, islam and judaism, is so idiotic and tied to the dark ages in which they were conceived, that it is truly astonishing that any sane and intelligent being can believe any of it.

The world and cosmos are unfathomable mysteries for our limited monkey brains ;-).

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #58 on: January 18, 2011, 07:10:26 AM »
I'm a catholic turned atheist. People
Think I'm the fycking devil when they find out.



pluck, I asked you on a diff thread about this but I don't think you saw it.

What turned you from Catholicism to Atheism?

Also, are the people that "think you are the devil" when they find out Roman Catholics?  Because it's been my observation that a lot of Former RC's become atheists and is not surprising at all.





Wow, might be nice for him if it actually said that... Unfortunately, it doesn't.  I'm sure the Catholic Church would love to back me up on that.



Actually it does.  You can't look to the RC church to be 100% on what the bible says...they tend to rely more on their own tradition and many things that are not in the bible.
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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #59 on: January 18, 2011, 07:12:32 AM »
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The speaker said to the student, “I challenge you to go to any library in the world, you can choose any library you like, and find 66 books which match the characteristics of the 66 books in the Bible. You must choose 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, written on 3 different continents. However, they must share a common storyline, a common theme, and a common message, with no historical errors or contradictions.”

The speaker went on to say, “If you can produce such a collection of books, I will admit that the Bible is not the inspired word of God.” The student’s reply was almost instantaneous, he emphatically stated, “But that’s impossible!”

It truly is impossible, for any collection of human writings. However, the Bible passes this test. The Bible contains 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, on 3 different continents, with no historical errors or contradictions. The entire Bible, from Genesis to Revelation, bears the mark of Divine inspiration.



The Bible is a post-hoc collection made to fit. It is a constructed collection of texts. Thus, your argument doesn't hold water. The Bible has been revised and texts have been omitted...

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #60 on: January 18, 2011, 07:15:47 AM »
Hey atheists, if god does not exist, who wrote the bible? eh? check and mate 8)
Several authors who were men. This god couldn't even create a mega spray paint can to write his own ten commandments on Mt. Sinai.  ::)

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« Reply #61 on: January 18, 2011, 07:16:31 AM »
if only people were ok with Not fucking knowing.

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« Reply #62 on: January 18, 2011, 07:19:27 AM »
easy

greedy men

All of the New Testament (and a significant portion of the Old) was written when its authors (and the rest of Israel) were in bondage.

So, from where does the alleged greed commence?

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #63 on: January 18, 2011, 07:19:40 AM »
My favorite ~  When Jesus comes back we will just kill him again!!!!
He's probably in an asylum right now!!! Just like all crazy fucks! ???

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #64 on: January 18, 2011, 07:20:50 AM »
Bible is full of contradictions. Even the two accounts of genesis are contradictory! I mean come on!

And these alleged contradictions in Genesis would be.........

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #65 on: January 18, 2011, 07:22:53 AM »
Since Tombz is outnumbered.. Lemme help to keep this going ;D

________________________ ________________________ ________________________ _______________

During a question and answer session at a recent speaking engagement, a university student asked the speaker, “Why do you believe that the Bible is the inspired word of God?


Now this is a very interesting question; and probably one of the most important questions any Christian could ask themselves. What is so special, so unique about the Bible that Christians believe it is literally the inspired word of God?

In answering this student’s question, the speaker encouraged him to consider the following facts about the Bible:

First, the Bible is not just one single book. This is a more common misconception than many people realize, especially with people who do not come from a Judeo-Christian background.. Rather than being a single book, the Bible is actually a collection of 66 books, which is called the canon of scriptures. These 66 books contain a variety of genres: history, poetry, prophecy, wisdom literature, letters, and apocalyptic just to name a few.

Second, these 66 books were written by 40 different authors. These authors came from a variety of backgrounds: shepherds, fishermen, doctors, kings, prophets, and others. And most of these authors never knew one another personally.

Third, these 66 books were written over a period of 1500 years. Yet again, this is another reminder that many of these authors never knew or collaborated with one another in writing these books.

Fourth, the 66 books of the Bible were written in 3 different languages. In the Bible we have books that were written in the ancient languages of Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic; a reflection of the historical and cultural circumstances in which each of these books were written.

And finally, these 66 books were written on 3 different continents: Africa, Asia, and Europe. Once again, this is a testament to the varied historical and cultural circumstances of God’s people.

Think about the above realities: 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, on 3 different continents. What’s more, this collection of books shares a common storyline- the creation, fall, and redemption of God’s people; a common theme- God’s universal love for all of humanity; and a common message- salvation is available to all who repent of their sins and commit to following God with all of their heart, soul, mind and strength. In addition to sharing these commonalities, these 66 books contain no historical errors or contradictions. God’s word truly is an amazing collection of writings!

After the speaker had shared the above facts with this student, he offered him the following challenge: he said, “If you do not believe that the Bible is the inspired word of God, if you do not believe that the Bible is of a supernatural origin, than I challenge you to a test.”


The speaker said to the student, “I challenge you to go to any library in the world, you can choose any library you like, and find 66 books which match the characteristics of the 66 books in the Bible. You must choose 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, written on 3 different continents. However, they must share a common storyline, a common theme, and a common message, with no historical errors or contradictions.”

The speaker went on to say, “If you can produce such a collection of books, I will admit that the Bible is not the inspired word of God.” The student’s reply was almost instantaneous, he emphatically stated, “But that’s impossible!”

It truly is impossible, for any collection of human writings. However, the Bible passes this test. The Bible contains 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, on 3 different continents, with no historical errors or contradictions. The entire Bible, from Genesis to Revelation, bears the mark of Divine inspiration.


Problem is there are MEGA historical errors and contradictions so FAIL.

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #66 on: January 18, 2011, 07:24:59 AM »
some adults feel the need to have imaginary friends

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« Reply #67 on: January 18, 2011, 07:28:05 AM »
Problem is there are MEGA historical errors and contradictions so FAIL.

Hmmmm....the last time I checked, the lion's share of these alleged historical errors and contradictions were anything but. One of my personal favorites is the account of Belshazzar, which Bible critics from centuries ago claimed was a fictional character. Until the mid-19th century, when archaeological evidence showed that Belshazzar not only existed but did so in the capacity, described in Scripture.

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #68 on: January 18, 2011, 11:04:56 AM »
Since Tombz is outnumbered.. Lemme help to keep this going ;D

________________________ ________________________ ________________________ _______________

During a question and answer session at a recent speaking engagement, a university student asked the speaker, “Why do you believe that the Bible is the inspired word of God?


Now this is a very interesting question; and probably one of the most important questions any Christian could ask themselves. What is so special, so unique about the Bible that Christians believe it is literally the inspired word of God?

In answering this student’s question, the speaker encouraged him to consider the following facts about the Bible:

First, the Bible is not just one single book. This is a more common misconception than many people realize, especially with people who do not come from a Judeo-Christian background.. Rather than being a single book, the Bible is actually a collection of 66 books, which is called the canon of scriptures. These 66 books contain a variety of genres: history, poetry, prophecy, wisdom literature, letters, and apocalyptic just to name a few.

Second, these 66 books were written by 40 different authors. These authors came from a variety of backgrounds: shepherds, fishermen, doctors, kings, prophets, and others. And most of these authors never knew one another personally.

Third, these 66 books were written over a period of 1500 years. Yet again, this is another reminder that many of these authors never knew or collaborated with one another in writing these books.

Fourth, the 66 books of the Bible were written in 3 different languages. In the Bible we have books that were written in the ancient languages of Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic; a reflection of the historical and cultural circumstances in which each of these books were written.

And finally, these 66 books were written on 3 different continents: Africa, Asia, and Europe. Once again, this is a testament to the varied historical and cultural circumstances of God’s people.

Think about the above realities: 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, on 3 different continents. What’s more, this collection of books shares a common storyline- the creation, fall, and redemption of God’s people; a common theme- God’s universal love for all of humanity; and a common message- salvation is available to all who repent of their sins and commit to following God with all of their heart, soul, mind and strength. In addition to sharing these commonalities, these 66 books contain no historical errors or contradictions. God’s word truly is an amazing collection of writings!

After the speaker had shared the above facts with this student, he offered him the following challenge: he said, “If you do not believe that the Bible is the inspired word of God, if you do not believe that the Bible is of a supernatural origin, than I challenge you to a test.”


The speaker said to the student, “I challenge you to go to any library in the world, you can choose any library you like, and find 66 books which match the characteristics of the 66 books in the Bible. You must choose 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, written on 3 different continents. However, they must share a common storyline, a common theme, and a common message, with no historical errors or contradictions.”

The speaker went on to say, “If you can produce such a collection of books, I will admit that the Bible is not the inspired word of God.” The student’s reply was almost instantaneous, he emphatically stated, “But that’s impossible!”

It truly is impossible, for any collection of human writings. However, the Bible passes this test. The Bible contains 66 books, written by 40 different authors, over 1500 years, in 3 different languages, on 3 different continents, with no historical errors or contradictions. The entire Bible, from Genesis to Revelation, bears the mark of Divine inspiration.



This man is right, but let me explain how wrong he is.  The bible is indeed 66 stories, what he fails to tell you is that these are 66 stories chosen out of hundreds to be compiled into one book called the bible.  They picked and choosed stories to put together over time.  Stories that were written by someone that knew someone that was a cousin of the uncle of the neighbor of a carpenter with a beard named Jesus.

Over time the bible was tweaked by kings and emperors to fit their needs, stuff taken out, stuff added in, to eventually end up with the King James version that retards read and cry about today as the 'holy book'.

It's funny how people like MCWAY ask for proof from anyone that claims christianity is a hoax, yet has no proof whatsoever to prove otherwise then to point out stories from the bible.

If I quoted stories from Harry Potter to you, does that mean it's proof of Wizards?

Christianity WAS NEVER A RELIGION OF LOVE as people claim.  It was forced upon villiages and groups through war, just as Islam is doing today.  Remember the context.  Islam is 500 years younger than Christianity.  It is at about the same place Christianity was a few hundred years ago.

I'm not against people that have faith and hope.  I just hate those that sit around and do nothing expecting a "miracle" to happen.

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« Reply #69 on: January 18, 2011, 12:16:05 PM »
This man is right, but let me explain how wrong he is.  The bible is indeed 66 stories, what he fails to tell you is that these are 66 stories chosen out of hundreds to be compiled into one book called the bible.  They picked and choosed stories to put together over time.  Stories that were written by someone that knew someone that was a cousin of the uncle of the neighbor of a carpenter with a beard named Jesus.

Over time the bible was tweaked by kings and emperors to fit their needs, stuff taken out, stuff added in, to eventually end up with the King James version that retards read and cry about today as the 'holy book'.

It's funny how people like MCWAY ask for proof from anyone that claims christianity is a hoax, yet has no proof whatsoever to prove otherwise then to point out stories from the bible.

If I quoted stories from Harry Potter to you, does that mean it's proof of Wizards?

Christianity WAS NEVER A RELIGION OF LOVE as people claim.  It was forced upon villiages and groups through war, just as Islam is doing today.  Remember the context.  Islam is 500 years younger than Christianity.  It is at about the same place Christianity was a few hundred years ago.

I'm not against people that have faith and hope.  I just hate those that sit around and do nothing expecting a "miracle" to happen.

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« Reply #70 on: January 18, 2011, 12:17:15 PM »
This man is right, but let me explain how wrong he is.  The bible is indeed 66 stories, what he fails to tell you is that these are 66 stories chosen out of hundreds to be compiled into one book called the bible.  They picked and choosed stories to put together over time.  Stories that were written by someone that knew someone that was a cousin of the uncle of the neighbor of a carpenter with a beard named Jesus.

Over time the bible was tweaked by kings and emperors to fit their needs, stuff taken out, stuff added in, to eventually end up with the King James version that retards read and cry about today as the 'holy book'.

It's funny how people like MCWAY ask for proof from anyone that claims christianity is a hoax, yet has no proof whatsoever to prove otherwise then to point out stories from the bible.

I asked specifically where the alleged contradictions in Genesis were (as if I didn't know where that was going  ::) ).

Now, you're making a similar claim about the Bible being tweaked by kings and emperors. Pointing out these so-called tweaks would be nice. As stated earlier, much of Scripture was written WHILE ISRAEL WAS IN BONDAGE. So who are these "kings and emperors" doing the "tweaking", again?


Christianity WAS NEVER A RELIGION OF LOVE as people claim.  It was forced upon villiages and groups through war, just as Islam is doing today.  Remember the context.  Islam is 500 years younger than Christianity.  It is at about the same place Christianity was a few hundred years ago.

I'm not against people that have faith and hope.  I just hate those that sit around and do nothing expecting a "miracle" to happen.

I remember the context. Christianity spread throughout the Roman empire, while its proponents were being killed and beat up for CENTURIES.

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #71 on: January 18, 2011, 12:29:26 PM »
And Britney Spears MUST be talented due to the fact that she's sold millions of records... ::) That's why they're called sheep... ;D
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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #72 on: January 18, 2011, 12:38:56 PM »
So let me get thsi straight, a being with limitless power creates the universe, and little toy creatures with minds, who suffer and war against one another??

I mean if I had limitless power, would I bother? 

And why is there only 1 being with limitless power?

Did the beings war amongst themselves and destroy each other?

Why create sex if it is then evil to have sex?

Why is only 1 planet in oh I dunno 100 light years of space any good at supporting life?

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Re: Atheist quotes
« Reply #73 on: January 18, 2011, 01:19:49 PM »
And these alleged contradictions in Genesis would be.........

There are two accounts of genesis in the Bible. The creation has different order in each.

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