Author Topic: Mr. GB (Read 165034 times)

Firemuscle · « **Reply #1650 on:** May 20, 2011, 09:45:40 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on May 20, 2011, 09:42:43 AM

What is this june 10th and september bullshit? I am posting on 1st even if I'm still fat

fucking pussy what are you scared of? Are the big boys gonna laugh at you ? Is DK and Groink going to mean to you ?

No kidding.

My training has been pretty shitty this month and i'm NOT gonna be 100% for this thing.

But i'm still ready to throw down.

No shame in my game.

dj181 · « **Reply #1651 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:07:00 AM »

Listen, I relocated to a new city due to a new job and other employment opportunities, and since I'm new to this city I don't know anyone well enough to ask them to come to my flat and take half-naked pics of me. My Spanish friend who took the other photos of me lives in my old city which is 3 hours away, so I'm not gonna travel 6 hours round trip to post up pics of my piss poor progress. So if June 1st is the deadline and there won't be any September 1st contest then I'm out of the competition.

CalvinH · « **Reply #1652 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:09:33 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on May 20, 2011, 10:07:00 AM

Listen, I relocated to a new city due to a new job and other employment opportunities, and since I'm new to this city I don't know anyone well enough to ask them to come to my flat and take half-naked pics of me. My Spanish friend who took the other photos of me lives in my old city which is 3 hours away, so I'm not gonna travel 6 hours round trip to post up pics of my piss poor progress. So if June 1st is the deadline and there won't be any September 1st contest then I'm out of the competition.

Just take some pics in the mirror FFS

WingedLion · « **Reply #1653 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:11:01 AM »

Xerses: no matter what you'll say it will never change the fact that you dressed as a gay dracula and kissed a dude on camera.

good night

WingedLion · « **Reply #1654 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:15:19 AM »

I know it kills you .. you've been owned and you still havent recovered

WingedLion · « **Reply #1655 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:28:01 AM »

you will forever be the gay dracula with the lightsaber up your ass

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1656 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:38:59 AM »

Why is there a comma after Sebastian in the "personal consultation" section ??

WingedLion · « **Reply #1657 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:41:10 AM »

Quote from: Groink on May 20, 2011, 10:38:59 AM

Why is there a comma after Sebastian in the "personal consultation" section ??

mistake ... good spot

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1658 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:42:34 AM »

Quote from: WingedLion on May 20, 2011, 10:41:10 AM

mistake ... good spot

I'm here to help

WingedLion · « **Reply #1659 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:43:53 AM »

Quote from: Groink on May 20, 2011, 10:42:34 AM

I'm here to help

what's your take on getbig being filled with 150 lbs ambiguously gay twinks?

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1660 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:45:46 AM »

Noel Fuller's (is this really a name?) website could use some spell-checking as well. Noel Fuller, "Trainner" to the Stars.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1661 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:49:24 AM »

Quote from: WingedLion on May 20, 2011, 10:43:53 AM

what's your take on getbig being filled with 150 lbs ambiguously gay twinks?

I'm good with it....I'm old now....mellowing out and shit.

except for dj 181....he's a penis

WingedLion · « **Reply #1662 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:55:05 AM »

Quote from: Groink on May 20, 2011, 10:49:24 AM

I'm good with it....I'm old now....mellowing out and shit.

except for dj 181....he's a penis

these guys are like the dudes who talk and roll up their sleves and threaten what they gonna do etc etc but nobody's throwing a punch lol

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1663 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:57:31 AM »

Quote from: WingedLion on May 20, 2011, 10:55:05 AM

these guys are like the dudes who talk and roll up their sleves and threaten what they gonna do etc etc but nobody's throwing a punch lol

I'm not sure why you hate on these contestants so much, they all seem pretty mellow and cool except for dj181 who is a toolbox.

WingedLion · « **Reply #1664 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:58:45 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on May 20, 2011, 10:57:31 AM

I'm not sure why you hate on these contestants so much, they all seem pretty mellow and cool except for dj181 who is a toolbox.

aren't you gay as well?

che · « **Reply #1665 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:58:57 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on May 20, 2011, 10:07:00 AM

Listen, I relocated to a new city due to a new job and other employment opportunities, and since I'm new to this city I don't know anyone well enough to ask them to come to my flat and take half-naked pics of me. My Spanish friend who took the other photos of me lives in my old city which is 3 hours away, so I'm not gonna travel 6 hours round trip to post up pics of my piss poor progress. So if June 1st is the deadline and there won't be any September 1st contest then I'm out of the competition.

Translation: I look like shit ,my methods don't work ,there is no way I'm gonna give ma man Groink more ammo.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1666 on:** May 20, 2011, 10:59:03 AM »

Quote from: WingedLion on May 20, 2011, 10:58:45 AM

aren't you gay as well?

No?

dj181 · « **Reply #1667 on:** May 20, 2011, 11:09:50 AM »

Quote from: che on May 20, 2011, 10:58:57 AM

Translation: I look like shit ,my methods don't work ,there is no way I'm gonna give ma man Groink more ammo.

ROFL! That's about the truth right there, and I'll freely admit that my training methods didn't work.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #1668 on:** May 20, 2011, 04:16:05 PM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 20, 2011, 07:38:00 AM

That's right brother.

My fuck partner right now isn't too heavy though, she's really tall, about 5'11, towers over me by a solid 3 inches, but thin.

It's alright though, I can still get a great workout. Earlier this afternoon I cupped my hands under her ass and railed her against the wall for a solid ten minutes. Shoulders were swole as fuck afterwards. Then I fucked her missionary nd got a great tricep, chest and ab workout. Awesome workout.

I need to find a fat bitch to train with for the bodybuilding show on September 1st to really get swole.

So much better than weight lifting. And as a natural the results are about the same.

Of course i'm still lifting too. Had a great leg workout today.

Yea man I hear you, missionary only dials the legs in so switch them off kinda like a split routine. Get them top then lift them up and down then you bringing chest, back, biceps, triceps a outstanding overall upper body excercise. So you getting dialed in for the June 1 showdown?

chaos · « **Reply #1669 on:** May 20, 2011, 06:30:48 PM »

Quote from: CalvinH on May 20, 2011, 10:09:33 AM

Just take some pics in the mirror FFS

Outed.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #1670 on:** May 21, 2011, 11:29:50 AM »

Is this shit still going down or not? Chaos, Groink and myself are ready to get judging started in around 11 days if the world dont end.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1671 on:** May 21, 2011, 11:40:45 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 21, 2011, 11:29:50 AM

Is this shit still going down or not? Chaos, Groink and myself are ready to get judging started in around 11 days if the world dont end.

Sounds like everyone is bitching out except BFRS, Devil, and Xerxes.

Princess L · « **Reply #1672 on:** May 21, 2011, 11:53:55 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on January 30, 2011, 08:22:20 PM

Here are the OFFICIAL RULES for the competition

1. You must be a REAL lifetime natural.
2. You must prove your identity by holding up a sign with your handle and date written on it
3. You must do all the mandatory poses.
4. You can cover up tattoos and your face.
5. Must be a legit and established Getbig member with at least 1000 posts.

Competetor list:

BlackFlagRedStar
LundgrenIsGod
Devilsmile
Xerxes
dj181
Bam-bam
TonyMcTones
StuartR
Chaos
AndreIsDaMan
Polychronopolos
DKII
JaeJonna
Alex23
P.I.P.

Guest posers:

Nirvana
Groink

Judges:

Mr. Nobody
Groink
"Big" BFRS
Chaos

Is this still current?

chunkramwell · « **Reply #1673 on:** May 21, 2011, 05:21:48 PM »

Dang, the lowest somebody can get is fourth place? That's not bad odds, good luck men.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #1674 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:01:12 PM »

Yes it is dissapointing to see so may people pussying out.

I thought my homeboy "Big" dj181 would come through at least. Looks like he ain't a real man like I thought..... I am dissappointed.

Yesterday I had 3 training sessions.

The first one was a 30 minute quickie. Pounded it doggystyle for 30 minutes gave her a jizz shower. Simple and easy.

For the second on we went into the city and rented an hourly room with a big screen for watching movies. I guzzled an energy drink and it made my cock hard as an iron bar. Pounde the shit out of her through the whole movie and don't even remember the plot at all. It was Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey. From the bits and pieces I saw it looked alright.

For the third one training session we travelled back to my place again, bought 6 40s of brew and played strip poker. I lost on purpose just to get myself naked and get the big cock out in the open. Then I cheated a few times (gave myself 4 aces when she went to the bathroom) and got her naked. I made her swallow my cock for 5 minutes when I won with a full house. Then I fucked her for a solid 2 hours. While we were fucking we were drinking 40s. Since I was drunk my dick was numb and I was just pounded it like a jackhammer, like a maniac.

Then I shot man batter all over her ass, passed out on the bed. Woke up 3 hours later feeling all fucked up.

Awesome training day, just awesome. Fuck lifting weights I found the true key to health and vitality. Nowadys I don't even want to lift weights at all. I just wanna fuck.

Watch out TEAM BFRS is raging like a roaring flood. Bitchez are servicing my cock to get me in top condition for this contest. I am gonna win this fucking thing for sure. I've already got first place in the bag.

Tonight I have a training session with a 58 year old woman. Her pussy looks like an old leather boot that sunk to the bottom of the ocean, but a true playa doens't worry about inor things like that.

TEAM BFRS. 4 life.