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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #50 on: February 02, 2011, 09:29:59 PM »
Are you saying that when he pays $50 for an 8ball it has nothing to do with cocaine  ???
An 8ball for him is 4 guys at once...... :-X
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #51 on: February 02, 2011, 09:35:17 PM »
50... it was a traumatic episode. Live and learn.

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #52 on: February 02, 2011, 09:35:44 PM »
53....an old whore...over 350lbs...twice....worst mistake ever.

hahaha

sorry nothing more to add.  :-X

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #53 on: February 02, 2011, 09:45:45 PM »
Tell me something I don't already know.

 Is your Mom single? Tell her I said wassup  :-*


My mom is 68 and even she can do better than you

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #54 on: February 02, 2011, 09:52:35 PM »
oldest for me was a 46 yo Portuguese slim/curvy woman

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #55 on: February 02, 2011, 10:47:13 PM »
dirt chute.

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #56 on: February 02, 2011, 11:35:22 PM »
Age...


It just depends on what she looks like. I once had a client that was 50. People in the gym (women included) could NOT stop staring. She had perfect genetics and an uncanny natural beauty. It was insane.


She also had a huge house, pool, and two really nice cars.


The only problem was this: She was psycho.


Sucked.  :-[

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #57 on: February 02, 2011, 11:47:58 PM »
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #58 on: February 03, 2011, 12:05:49 AM »
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #59 on: February 03, 2011, 01:56:03 AM »
Age...


It just depends on what she looks like. I once had a client that was 50. People in the gym (women included) could NOT stop staring. She had perfect genetics and an uncanny natural beauty. It was insane.


She also had a huge house, pool, and two really nice cars.


The only problem was this: She was psycho.


Sucked.  :-[

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #60 on: February 03, 2011, 02:29:58 AM »
I fucked a 48 y/o Asian woman this time last year. Very sexy and in awesome shape for her age. Tightest thing I have ever been inside of...

They age very well, usually look 10 years younger than they are. They all are super tight (no pervert)

She's been flirting with me for a couple months and i'v been brushing her off. But now i'm thinking I should just do it. Not desperation, more like i'm just curious about fucking an old lady.

 If everyone at work foun out I fucked her that would be pretty funny and embarassing, but I wouldn't give a fuck.

How old are you?
If she is good looking you should do it, everyone should try and older asian woman at least once in their lives ;D
Women peak sexually after 30, so basically twice the sex and half the foreplay 8)
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #61 on: February 03, 2011, 02:52:01 AM »
Age doesn't matter - genetic configuration does.
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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #62 on: February 03, 2011, 03:01:57 AM »
 :D @this thread

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #63 on: February 03, 2011, 04:37:37 AM »
So BFRS, if you and Wiggs hook up to nail some fatties, are you gonna take just one and dp her? If yes, then who gets to work on dat ass ;) I'd hook up wit you to pick up and dp some young and slim female, with the only condition is dat I gets to have her ass 8)

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #64 on: February 03, 2011, 04:43:41 AM »
I allways notice the looks first... and actually never notice the age, so the age is irrelevant.


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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #65 on: February 03, 2011, 04:47:30 AM »
 Usually I don't care about age at all either. When they are 18-45.

 But pushing up into the mid 50's is a whoe different ball game. We are talking old lady zone here.

 I'm gonna meet up with her tomorrow. Maybe go to an Izakaya and get wasted, fuck in my apartment. We'll see what happens.

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #66 on: February 03, 2011, 04:49:23 AM »
Usually I don't care about age at all either. When they are 18-45.

 But pushing up into the mid 50's is a whoe different ball game. We are talking old lady zone here.

 I'm gonna meet up with her tomorrow. Maybe go to an Izakaya and get wasted, fuck in my apartment. We'll see what happens.

when the age becomes a factor, it's either because the girl has a "girls" figure instead of a womans and you question is she even 15 years old (not the case with willgrant), OR when the woman has loose skin all over and terrible skin.... that's the only times when the age becomes a factor, other than that it's gravey!

So enjoy.

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2011, 04:49:57 AM »
So BFRS, if you and Wiggs hook up to nail some fatties, are you gonna take just one and dp her? If yes, then who gets to work on dat ass ;) I'd hook up wit you to pick up and dp some young and slim female, with the only condition is dat I gets to have her ass 8)

 Yeah me and Wiggs are gonna double penetrate some fat bitch.

 I'm gonna fuck her ass. That way when I pull out and jizz all over her ass it'll drip down all over Wiggs. The guy on the bottom gets hit with runoff cum drippings so that ain't gonna be me.

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #68 on: February 03, 2011, 04:52:49 AM »
when the age becomes a factor, it's either because the girl has a "girls" figure instead of a womans and you question is she even 15 years old (not the case with willgrant), OR when the woman has loose skin all over and terrible skin.... that's the only times when the age becomes a factor, other than that it's gravey!

So enjoy.

 Exactly

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #69 on: February 03, 2011, 04:59:13 AM »
the oldest I think was in the low 40s, but she had a whole set of false teeth which I kindly asked her to remove when she was blowing me and to this day it was the only time I ever cummed with only oral stimulation. So it was worth it. The only thing I regret was fucking her just after, and not before, my highschool buddy was done with her. I was 17 or 18 back then.

edit: once a fat black chick made be cum shitload only with a blow job as well. That bitch was born to suck, just incredible, her warm mouth was heaven.

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #70 on: February 03, 2011, 05:03:28 AM »
 Back in 2003 I fucked some lady in the staircase of the parking structure of the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas.
 
 She looked about 50. But I didn't ask her age so I don't know. I'll call it 50 though.

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #71 on: February 03, 2011, 05:05:57 AM »
ROFL! @ you and Wiggs dping some fat bitch

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #72 on: February 03, 2011, 05:13:17 AM »
If I see "Granny Panties" I'm outa there. >:(

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #73 on: February 03, 2011, 05:16:56 AM »
I usually stick to women in their late 20s to late 30s. But there was this 40+ yr old Korean lady at my former wrk place. Everytime I would come and visit, she would flirt with me, and grab my ass. She had two grown kids in their 20's. She had the most soothing voice as well...and she dressed better than most of the women in the office...very nice legs, accentuated with tasteful high heels...but she had one of those big round melon heads...pretty face for age. I wanted to hit it, until...she died, suddenly from a illness, that she told no one about...

I always remember her voice, because it was soo soothing. Reassuring, sensual. And it was because she was older and not high strung like younger women are...she knew how to act like a lady, a woman. And that was her most important quality.

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Re: What's the oldest woman you would fuck?
« Reply #74 on: February 03, 2011, 06:58:15 AM »
i'd do raquel welch in a heartbeat and she's in her late 60's, sure she's has had "work" done to her face, but she still a beautiful sexy as hell woman.

i once worked with a guy (not it wasn't me) who was 29 and was screwing a 67 year old woman! uh, that's not only your mother, that's your grandmother!  so when he was 12 she was 50! a 38 year difference, now, he was built like the brick shithouse and she was filthy rich and a widow, so there you go, they both got something out of it!