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Jack Lalanne - Unhappy people - Are you one of those?
« on: February 14, 2011, 10:11:44 AM »
Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????

I already know I'm one of the people he is talking about. I don't have the money, and I'm not out of shape, but I don't have a smile plastered on my fuckin face 24/7



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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2011, 10:25:28 AM »
he speaks the truth. and im one of those people as well....except i eat pretty good and get lots of exercise yet im still a miserable bastard most of the time.

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2011, 10:38:53 AM »
i have. i'm pretty much retired, don't train anymore and spend most days drinking and gambling. at least when i was poor i dreamt about making money to make me happy. didn't work.

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2011, 10:39:48 AM »
Sure cure is just a bit more booze.

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2011, 10:40:28 AM »
I'm happy as fuck right now you fucking asshole, burn in hell.  Love you.

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2011, 10:43:58 AM »
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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2011, 10:45:59 AM »


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Polished off a dozen yesterday....I blame you !!  ;D

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2011, 10:50:50 AM »
Polished off a dozen yesterday....I blame you !!  ;D

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2011, 11:06:14 AM »
I'm miserable as fuck right now. Shit day at work (argued with some bitch about racism) then had a shit back workout in the gym (was still thinking about said bitch) and now I'm at home waiting for my dinner to cook and posting shit on Getbig.  >:(

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2011, 11:16:27 AM »
You know what makes me happy?  Trying on posing trunks.  I just try on pair after pair...different colors, some bedazzled, some glittered......and when I'm all done I just feel pretty. 

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2011, 11:22:39 AM »
i have. i'm pretty much retired, don't train anymore and spend most days drinking and gambling. at least when i was poor i dreamt about making money to make me happy. didn't work.

you could give away all of your money to me so you have something to work for again.
That will make you feel good, and I will do volunteer work in return

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2011, 11:23:34 AM »
I'm miserable as fuck right now. Shit day at work (argued with some bitch about racism) then had a shit back workout in the gym (was still thinking about said bitch) and now I'm at home waiting for my dinner to cook and posting shit on Getbig.  >:(

tried masturbating to very woman degrading porn?

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2011, 11:24:42 AM »
A wise man once told me that money doesn't necessarily make you happy, but it does make life a whole lot easier.
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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2011, 11:28:59 AM »
I'm miserable as fuck right now. Shit day at work (argued with some bitch about racism) then had a shit back workout in the gym (was still thinking about said bitch) and now I'm at home waiting for my dinner to cook and posting shit on Getbig.  >:(

Have you tried getting laid??  ??? ???
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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2011, 11:29:50 AM »
studies show that anywhere beyond 60,000 a year doesn't significantly increase happiness

after then the happiness levels off

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2011, 11:31:03 AM »
you aren't constantly supposed to be happy ya numbfucks  >:( unless you go around doing drugs constantly...

happiness is earned...you work hard...you provide for your loved once and then you feel a fleeting ...but precious moment of pure happiness...

the vaginal liberalism spreading thru this board is facking pathetic....

happy all the time ...my ass...

..actually on second thought...not my ass....some of you might be the perpetually "happy" sort  >:(
carpe` vaginum!

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2011, 11:31:46 AM »
studies show that anywhere beyond 60,000 a year doesn't significantly increase happiness

after then the happiness levels off

i saw that fairly recently too.  i think it goes back to the basic human need to feel secure/comfortable. 

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2011, 11:36:50 AM »
i saw that fairly recently too.  i think it goes back to the basic human need to feel secure/comfortable.  

I've watched a ton of videos on ted.com about happiness, and I'll save everyone here the hours and just summarize

1. Devote yourself to something larger than yourself (this can take many forms, feeling part of a group (military, church, family, marriage, studies, work, helping others, etc))
2. Accept whatever comes your way (Einstein said "happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have") (Also a Dan Gilbert talk on ted.com that goes into this more)
3. Basic needs met (Maslow's hierarchy of needs basically, which goes back to the 60,000 a year)

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2011, 11:39:49 AM »
studies show that anywhere beyond 60,000 a year doesn't significantly increase happiness

after then the happiness levels off
I think alpha Alex is the cautionary tale on the 'money can't buy happiness' nonsense.

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2011, 11:40:01 AM »
I've watched a ton of videos on ted.com about happiness, and I'll save everyone here the hours and just summarize

1. Devote yourself to something larger than yourself (this can take many forms, feeling part of a group (military, church, family, marriage, studies, work, helping others, etc))
2. Accept whatever comes your way (Einstein said "happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have) (Also a Dan Gilbert talk on ted.com that goes into this more)
3. Basic needs met (Maslow's hierarchy of needs basically, which goes back to the 60,000 a year)

All excellent points that I 100% agree with.  i met so many miserable wealthy people thru working with them on their home gyms, etc...  one exception was a video game guy who developed "gears of war" I think, who lives here in Raleigh.....he was incredibly cool and treated us and the delivery guys like gold.  Just a classy guy who I hope continues to do very well for himself... his house was gorgeous, but he was the type who just said, "come in....want a drink?  What do you guys think? etc...."

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2011, 11:57:28 AM »
Im pretty happy after reading about the miserable fucks in here. :)

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2011, 12:23:30 PM »
Im pretty happy after reading about the miserable fucks in here. :)
X2, most people have no real need to be miserable...I used to be pretty much "Happy" all the damn time...but, I did have my bouts of cloudyness...now, after being on this board awhile, the pessimissm seems to be contagious...so you must fight it with the reality in knowing---"Y'all motherfvckers got it made!"

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2011, 01:25:01 PM »
Close to 50 million Americans are infected with Toxoplasmosis. The Cat parasite. Doesn't matter what you do when you have this but it will cause some sort of melancholy and dumb you down. It can also turn woman into whores.

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2011, 01:28:10 PM »
Close to 50 million Americans are infected with Toxoplasmosis. The Cat parasite. Doesn't matter what you do when you have this but it will cause some sort of melancholy

Crazy shit. Literally. Some believe "they" are spraying the sky's with it over middle and lower class area's.

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Re: Have you fuckers lost the ability to be happy????
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2011, 01:38:46 PM »
Close to 50 million Americans are infected with Toxoplasmosis. The Cat parasite. Doesn't matter what you do when you have this but it will cause some sort of melancholy and dumb you down. It can also turn woman into whores.

It also makes males agressive. and makes your reaction time slower.

Brazil has a big "problem" with that.

Which is why all brazil men fight and all brazil woman are into crazy sex.

not even kidding haha.