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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2011, 04:55:52 PM »
Hey croatch, how are you?

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2011, 05:07:57 PM »
It appears we have a genuine tough guy right here...on getbig of all places.
Read the post.  Natural isn't fake.  Are you getting it yet?
X2 Half these posts are more retarted than the supposed retarted gym goers. You fucks spend way too much time thinking about this shit.

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2011, 05:10:38 PM »
X2 Half these posts are more retarted than the supposed retarted gym goers. You fucks spend way too much time thinking about this shit.

Oh the irony of spelling RETARDED wrong TWICE in the same post......

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2011, 05:10:44 PM »
X2 Half these posts are more retarted than the supposed retarted gym goers. You fucks spend way too much time thinking about this shit.
Says the guy that records himself melting down and posts it on youtube.
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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2011, 05:19:06 PM »
Says the guy that records himself melting down and posts it on youtube.
Lol I have no problem admitting that I spend too much time thinking about shit, difference is I don't spend it dwelling on jackoff's at the gym.

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2011, 05:25:37 PM »
Lol I have no problem admitting that I spend too much time thinking about shit, difference is I don't spend it dwelling on jackoff's at guys at the gym.

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2011, 05:26:58 PM »

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2011, 06:15:04 PM »
Lol I have no problem admitting that I spend too much time thinking about shit, difference is I don't spend it dwelling on jackoff's at the gym.
Lift for another 15 years, then come talk to me.  Also, try lifting in Vegas.  Douchebag central.  Everyone needs their HRT to even enter a gym out here...or implants.
Sad, sad.
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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2011, 06:16:30 PM »
Lift for another 15 years, then come talk to me.  Also, try lifting in Vegas.  Douchebag central.  Everyone needs their HRT to even enter a gym out here...or implants.
Sad, sad.
Douchebags attract douchebags.
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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2011, 06:18:06 PM »
Lift for another 15 years, then come talk to me.  Also, try lifting in Vegas.  Douchebag central.  Everyone needs their HRT to even enter a gym out here...or implants.
Sad, sad.
I avoid dago central like the plague

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2011, 08:30:02 PM »
Douchebags attract douchebags.
Where'd you come up with that one?  Ridiculous.
You are the company you keep, so to speak.  The thing is, I don't choose to hang out with these clowns, it's a byproduct of going to a good gym.  There's a difference.
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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2011, 09:28:16 PM »
Where'd you come up with that one?  Ridiculous.
You are the company you keep, so to speak.  The thing is, I don't choose to hang out with these clowns, it's a byproduct of going to a good gym.  There's a difference.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2011, 09:43:57 PM »
Lol I have no problem admitting that I spend too much time thinking about shit, difference is I don't spend it dwelling on jackoff's at the gym.

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2011, 10:44:17 PM »
i think that a third of all gym goers are like this.

it is the place for psychs and head cases.

tapout shirts, ILS like its contagious, mediocre guys grunting and slamming weights, hardly anyone of these clowns EVER train legs,- if they do they STACK ON 100kg on the leg press and squeeze out 10 reps..lol... wear shirts that are only gym related like "joes gym" or whatever, some are doing some shit martial arts moves in between sets, some even take their shirts off and stare in the mirror..most of them perform some exercises like they have no idea what the movement does, or how the muscle works, and they spend considerable amount of time on each piece of equipment because they train with 2 buddys and wait for each to do a set and rest...ad spend this time on useless movements like cable rear delt movements, numerous versions of cross overs, loads of sets on EZ curl bar and use the squat rack with an attachment to sit the olympic bar on it for their curls...not to mention set after set on the smith machine and with the decline bench..

sound about right?

 

Fuck yes. Someone please tell me why they always appear in groups of 3?

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2011, 11:00:05 PM »
Oh the irony of spelling RETARDED wrong TWICE in the same post......
haha to funny

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2011, 11:09:33 PM »
Fuck yes. Someone please tell me why they always appear in groups of 3?
Easy.  By teaming up, it's as if they're part of something "big".  All on sauce, all looking usually horrid.
I can't imagine needing 2 guys to lift with, drugs...all to look blah.
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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #41 on: February 18, 2011, 08:36:28 AM »
We have a few of them
One guy we call 'Angry Pants' walks around in a rage and does 100lb bench presses on the smith machine, I forget how the 'Pants' part was incorporated into his nickname, he does wear pants though, of that I am certain

Another one walks in slow motion and only trains when hes on the gear, got a tattoo on his neck a while back so his toughness points went up 10%

I cant understand it, what the fuck is the deal with going around the gym like you are angry, it wont make ur muscles grow

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #42 on: February 18, 2011, 08:45:36 AM »
There is a simple solution to these "tough guys" in the gym.

As they walk around with their lats all flared up and they attempt to stare people down, look at him directly in the eyes and stare at him for an extended period of time.  As you stare into his eyes, start to develop an erection and then just reach into your pants (not exposing anything).  As he starts to look as if he is going to do something, simply say, "Punish me daddy, this is what you wanted right?".

Case closed.  He will never act like a tough guy again..

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #43 on: February 18, 2011, 01:39:54 PM »
There is a simple solution to these "tough guys" in the gym.

As they walk around with their lats all flared up and they attempt to stare people down, look at him directly in the eyes and stare at him for an extended period of time.  As you stare into his eyes, start to develop an erection and then just reach into your pants (not exposing anything).  As he starts to look as if he is going to do something, simply say, "Punish me daddy, this is what you wanted right?".

Case closed.  He will never act like a tough guy again..

"1"

lol. might let someone else try this first tho...

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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #44 on: February 18, 2011, 03:03:17 PM »
i see what you re talking about... most of them have had no father at home and found their virility in lifting weights and video games, holywood super herores/war movies. Lifting weights produce serotonin in their brains and make them feel better about their insecurities for some hours a day, so they decide that all their life is going to revolve around lifting weights. They discover that pain makes you feel good and healthier... Yet they re still insecure about the bigger, better looking guys, who have a job, an education, had a father and basically have higher chances of survival than them since the beginning. So they start injecting shit, get tattoos, shave their heads.... They have no job , education, or only move boxes for 9 bucks an hour, when they re not on welfare or maintained by...their mother...their biggest pride in life is to own a honda civic and listening to dance music while going to the park to take a walk with their ...dog, their only friend besides actresses on internet porn sites, and their ''internet friends'' from the xbox live.

But can we blame em? it's not their fault. that's just the way it is. The best thing that could happen to em would be to meet a good girl as insecure as them, work as ''security guards'' , or even get an education, build a family.. but still one last trap remains; once the kid's spawned, they tend to reproduce what their father did with them, and feel the need for more ''space, freedom'' and....abandon kid and gf.
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Re: Fake gym tough guys
« Reply #45 on: February 18, 2011, 03:06:10 PM »
yes it's true most people in gyms are lunatics