Author Topic: A weightlifting song "why the end is near" (Read 3406 times)

dj181 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 22, 2011, 02:46:11 PM »

LYNYRD SKYNYRD>shitallic

Marty Champions · « **Reply #27 on:** February 22, 2011, 02:47:24 PM »

Failcon music= Jethro Tull

Failcon music > most all other music

dj181 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 22, 2011, 02:53:53 PM »

CHICAGO>jethro dull

Marty Champions · « **Reply #29 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:57:01 AM »

Quote from: uberman on February 22, 2011, 09:37:45 AM

the end is always near for unhappy people..

i made that song in 2005, but i always feel like the end is near i wouldnt say im unhappy but more so worried/semi scared that life ends

i should be unahppy considering how obese ill look in my next music hit.

dj181 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:13:08 AM »

STEELY DAN>pearl ham

Marty Champions · « **Reply #31 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:18:31 AM »

how would you cope know that fact right now, no matter what you will exist even if you die you get thrown back into "existing"

lets assume there is some 'karma' involved but of course we dont know all the rules we just assume there is karma for all deeds

how would you live differently?

mahg · « **Reply #32 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:00:33 AM »

I notice karma in this life. People who do right by others and are honest generally achieve more and more success and vice versa.

I try to be a good guy, I guess. But sometimes u just wanna engage in sexual intercourse with woman yet u only tell her afterwards that you just want to be friends or fuk buddies. I think God will understand that its my penises fault and not mine. Besides I've gotten hurt much much deeper by some evil kunts than I will ever let myself hurt any1. I don't ever tell a girl I'm madly in love with her if I'm not, I'll say that lets take things slow on the r'ship front and see what happens but lets fuk now.

I'm not like that asshole Bachelor who tells them all he's in love with them then sends them home 1 by 1. Man, the ass on that funeral chick. He should've chosen her the idiot. She spends all day looking at dead bodies and dealing with grieving ppl who probably wont hit on her cuz its a funeral and decorum should be observed I suppose, so she probably wont cheat. But her comments at the end about being treated like a princess made me think she might be a gold digger

, unless by being treated like a Princess she meant the non material things. But that guy is a complete idiot, I only wish I had his looks then I'd be living inside a pussy.

Alexander D · « **Reply #33 on:** February 23, 2011, 07:57:52 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on February 23, 2011, 04:57:01 AM

i made that song in 2005, but i always feel like the end is near i wouldnt say im unhappy but more so worried/semi scared that life ends

i should be unahppy considering how obese ill look in my next music hit.

Yo Falcon- if the entire world as we know it ends, why would you be worried or scared? Would you rather everyone else die and you be the only dude left on the planet? Clearly you haven't eaten your daily navel orange today.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #34 on:** February 23, 2011, 03:21:30 PM »

Quote from: Alexander D on February 23, 2011, 07:57:52 AM

Yo Falcon- if the entire world as we know it ends, why would you be worried or scared? Would you rather everyone else die and you be the only dude left on the planet? Clearly you haven't eaten your daily navel orange today.

i dont want nobody to die thats why i promote unity and vegetarianisms. Just bought me some grapefruit today

dj181 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 24, 2011, 03:21:43 AM »

THE JACKSON 5>new kids on da block

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #36 on:** February 24, 2011, 03:46:56 AM »

johny falcon is getbigs answer of david paul

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #37 on:** February 24, 2011, 05:13:30 AM »

Falcon, are you taking song requests?

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #38 on:** February 24, 2011, 05:21:53 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 24, 2011, 05:13:30 AM

Falcon, are you taking song requests?

then i want to have the first request: ole ivars - nei så tjukk du har blitt

dj181 · « **Reply #39 on:** February 24, 2011, 05:35:17 AM »

If he is show, then please do not request any songs by shitalica, also please don't request freebird by skynyrd, a much better choice would be "Gimme 3 steps"

"I was a cuttin' a rug at a place called The Jug with a girl named Linda Lou, when a in comes a man with a gun in his hand lookin' for you know who"

Alexander D · « **Reply #40 on:** February 24, 2011, 05:47:11 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on February 23, 2011, 03:21:30 PM

i dont want nobody to die thats why i promote unity and vegetarianisms. Just bought me some grapefruit today

I hear ya, but if everyone died, its not like you'd be missing out on anything lol

"It's good to mix your beer with grapefruit"

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #41 on:** February 24, 2011, 06:02:16 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on February 24, 2011, 05:35:17 AM

If he is show, then please do not request any songs by shitalica, also please don't request freebird by skynyrd, a much better choice would be "Gimme 3 steps" "I was a cuttin' a rug at a place called The Jug with a girl named Linda Lou, when a in comes a man with a gun in his hand lookin' for you know who"

I was thinking Copperhead Road by Steve Earle......can you imagine the Falcon soaring around the forest belting it out......it would be inspiring.

dj181 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 24, 2011, 06:11:20 AM »

Maybe "Rocky Mountain High" by John Denver would be a better choice for Mr. Falcon, but just change it from Rocky Mountain to Smoky Mountain, being as da Falcon is living near the Smoky Mountains

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #43 on:** February 24, 2011, 06:12:28 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on February 24, 2011, 06:11:20 AM

Maybe "Rocky Mountain High" by John Denver would be a better choice for Mr. Falcon, but just change it from Rocky Mountain to Smoky Mountain, being as da Falcon is living near the Smoky Mountains

Or he could do Smoky Mtn Rain by the great Ronnie Milsap.

jaejonna · « **Reply #44 on:** February 24, 2011, 06:22:51 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on February 24, 2011, 06:11:20 AM

Maybe "Rocky Mountain High" by John Denver would be a better choice for Mr. Falcon, but just change it from Rocky Mountain to Smoky Mountain, being as da Falcon is living near the Smoky Mountains

Gnarles Barkley "I'm crazy" sounds more appropriate...I bet falcon is just in some woods a mere ten yards from the back of the local Walmart...

TrueGrit · « **Reply #45 on:** February 24, 2011, 07:02:10 AM »

Kind of sounds like a mellowed out, thoughtful Axel Rose.

Great song, great vid. Communing with nature is clearly taking the Falcon to new level of spiritual gains.