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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #75 on: February 23, 2011, 07:26:58 PM »
damn, you change every time you post. you look better than that balding, popeye, homeless looking dude with yellow teeth that you were a few years ago.

Susan, does this mean Capt'n Falcon- leader of the Wilderness cult arouses you? Speak on this.

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #76 on: February 23, 2011, 07:47:20 PM »
Johnny picks up mobile homes,he puts them down.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #77 on: February 23, 2011, 08:02:21 PM »
all that video needed was a black bear sneaking up on falconi and johanny knocking the sum bitch out cold with that 65lber.

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #78 on: February 23, 2011, 08:05:38 PM »
Lifting some weights, doing some singing and drinking some beer it would appear...
And admiring those rather fine North Carolina Pine trees.

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #79 on: February 23, 2011, 08:08:35 PM »
turn up the valium on your TV or craputer


Beefyheavyfalcon, why did you attack the tree 10 seconds into the video? 

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #80 on: February 23, 2011, 08:08:47 PM »
And admiring those rather fine North Carolina Pine trees.

Absolutely. Fine part of the country you've got there...

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #81 on: February 23, 2011, 08:15:01 PM »
Absolutely. Fine part of the country you've got there...

careful people with french canadian accents get their asses busted QUIK round these here parts son

carolina is where big men roam :)

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #82 on: February 23, 2011, 08:15:51 PM »
You are in need of some major Epic Leans Falcon.

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #83 on: February 23, 2011, 08:19:28 PM »
Falcon really isn't as fat as everybody keeps making him out to be. Anyway, loving the DIY workout music Johnny, keep it up.

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #84 on: February 23, 2011, 09:56:49 PM »
Man, I am SOOOOO glad that during my younger years we didn't have the access to video cameras and the internet like now......wow, there would be some serious crapola out there.....
Falcon is clearly Mid Atlantic Wrestling material kind of reminds me of one of the Lumberjacks.

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #85 on: February 23, 2011, 10:17:26 PM »
Falcon is clearly Mid Atlantic Wrestling material kind of reminds me of one of the Lumberjacks.


There is a mom joke in here somewhere, let me check my notes...hold on a second...

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #86 on: February 23, 2011, 10:29:10 PM »
Falcon really isn't as fat as everybody keeps making him out to be. Anyway, loving the DIY workout music Johnny, keep it up.
Lol it's not the weight it's  the skeet stash he got going that makes him look so bad.

Seriously if you met a guy his size in a bar you wouldn't be saying shit. He's for sure the sites biggest natty.

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #87 on: February 23, 2011, 10:33:27 PM »
eating meat not eating meat
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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #88 on: February 23, 2011, 10:35:29 PM »
seriously though look at that before pic...im worried about this cat...

in the vid he looks like hes getting soft and pudgy but the mental health may be even more at risk than the physical...

anyone in the north carolina area to maybe set up an intervention?
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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #89 on: February 23, 2011, 10:44:58 PM »
seriously though look at that before pic...im worried about this cat...

in the vid he looks like hes getting soft and pudgy but the mental health may be even more at risk than the physical...

anyone in the north carolina area to maybe set up an intervention?
He's obviously juiced in the first pic, and methed in the second. Not a surprising contrast, and a shit pic to compare.

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #90 on: February 23, 2011, 11:00:34 PM »
He's obviously juiced in the first pic, and methed in the second. Not a surprising contrast, and a shit pic to compare.

He's not "methed" in the second pic.

Heres a "meth" pic



Looks fatter? Sure, but this is stage 2 meth, before the rapid weight loss, but after the honeymoon phase.

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Re: A FAT OBESE FAILCON makes another SMASH HIT WEITLIFT MUSIC VIDEO!
« Reply #91 on: February 23, 2011, 11:33:49 PM »
Fuck me last time I saw you, you were binging on Olive oil and lean now you look like Wolverine's fat Autistic cousin.

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