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Brixtonbulldog

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i think im dying
« on: March 27, 2011, 07:00:16 PM »
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2011, 07:01:23 PM »
I am not familiar with ass piss.  Can you describe this symptom in more detail?

Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho.  I had that recently and it is fucking misery.
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 07:02:14 PM »
Quote from: ClearedILS on March 27, 2011, 07:00:16 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?
AIDS or pig flu
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 07:03:32 PM »
Quote from: che on March 27, 2011, 07:02:14 PM
AIDS or pig flu

Yes, or could be "hoof and mouth" as well.

If ass piss is #2 out of #1 I suggest the hospital!
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2011, 07:04:57 PM »
tongue in the stink, head in the sink!

^ i literally just made that up
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2011, 07:05:13 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:01:23 PM
I am not familiar with ass piss.  Can you describe this symptom in more detail?

Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho.  I had that recently and it is fucking misery.

well, this is where i sit down to take a shit and it pretty much squirts or sprays out of my butthole with extreme velocity.  it smells pretty bad too.  

i had a huge bbq meal last night but im fairly the steak and burger were completely cooked.  idk, and as fas as i know the other two people i ate with are not sick at all.  
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2011, 07:05:47 PM »
bad beef
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2011, 07:06:22 PM »
Quote from: Rami on March 27, 2011, 07:05:47 PM
bad beef

so what am i in for here if this is the case?  anyone had this before?
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2011, 07:07:35 PM »
Quote from: Rami on March 27, 2011, 07:05:47 PM
bad beef

Yes, these were exactly my symptoms (minus the liqui-shits) after eating some bad ground beef recently.  Drink as much water as you can keep down, not much else you can do except wait it out.  You should feel better in a few days.
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2011, 07:08:36 PM »
All Salmonella.
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2011, 07:08:44 PM »
On the plus side, constant vomiting is a pretty good way to drop that last bit of pre-show water if you're preparing to do battle on stage.
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2011, 07:09:11 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:07:35 PM
Yes, these were exactly my symptoms (minus the liqui-shits) after eating some bad ground beef recently.  Drink as much water as you can keep down, not much else you can do except wait it out.  You should feel better in a few days.
oh no.. that's much too long.
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2011, 07:10:11 PM »
Quote from: ClearedILS on March 27, 2011, 07:09:11 PM
oh no.. that's much too long.

Well that's for 100% better.  The major symptoms should subside within 24 hours.
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2011, 07:11:38 PM »
guys, my ass hole feels like i sit on a cactus every time wipe my ass from going so often.  this sucks.   
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2011, 07:13:03 PM »
Have you vomited?  Normally I would not condone inducing that sort of thing but if you're sitting around with a belly full of rotten meat it might not be a bad idea.
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2011, 07:14:12 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:13:03 PM
Have you vomited?  Normally I would not condone inducing that sort of thing but if you're sitting around with a belly full of rotten meat it might not be a bad idea.

no, and i tried my damndest not to.  i hate vomitting and since what i ate was last night at like 11pm i figured it has passed the stomach by now. 
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2011, 07:15:28 PM »
Yeah it's probably been through and deposited all of the bacteria into your intestinal lining by now :'(  Hang in there bro.
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2011, 07:15:58 PM »
Quote from: ClearedILS on March 27, 2011, 07:00:16 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2011, 07:16:15 PM »
Quote from: ClearedILS on March 27, 2011, 07:00:16 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?

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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2011, 07:18:39 PM »
should i consider taking some anti-biotics i have laying around?  what about probiotics? 
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2011, 07:20:47 PM »
Take a look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotavirus

"Rotavirus gastroenteritis is a mild to severe disease characterised by vomiting, watery diarrhoea, and low-grade fever.'
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2011, 07:23:43 PM »
Quote from: cart@@n on March 27, 2011, 07:20:47 PM
Take a look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotavirus

"Rotavirus gastroenteritis is a mild to severe disease characterised by vomiting, watery diarrhoea, and low-grade fever.'

similar but i don't think i had a 2 day incubation period.  i went from the meal to really sick in about 12 hrs.
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2011, 07:33:26 PM »
Quote from: ClearedILS on March 27, 2011, 07:00:16 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?

the aids is strong in you
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2011, 07:35:12 PM »
i get that shit at least once a year where i piss out my ass for a day or two and its just clear water coming out after a while.It sucks.no big deal though,it will pass.Could be food poisining or stomach bug.
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Re: i think im dying
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2011, 07:40:45 PM »
Quote from: ClearedILS on March 27, 2011, 07:00:16 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?

You'll live.  You ate some bad meat.

For this reason, I very rarely eat meat at a friend's house or BBQ.  I'll load up on baked beans, etc... but there is so much that can go wrong with public consumption meat... safer to dodge it.  I had one friend get all offended I wouldn't eat her barely cooked chicken, then she was sick the next day and i wasn't.
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