Author Topic: i think im dying (Read 3271 times)

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #25 on:** March 27, 2011, 07:47:43 PM »

SuperMoon

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #26 on:** March 27, 2011, 08:29:16 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:01:23 PM

I am not familiar with ass piss. Can you describe this symptom in more detail?

Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho. I had that recently and it is fucking misery.

I don't think anything is worst then food poisoning or stomach virus...3 days of misery and throwing up

kiwiol · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2011, 09:17:02 PM »

Oh well, you weren't going to write Beethoven's 9th Symphony anyway...

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #28 on:** March 27, 2011, 09:26:41 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 27, 2011, 09:17:02 PM

Oh well, you weren't going to write Beethoven's 9th Symphony anyway...

Classic.

dyslexic · « **Reply #29 on:** March 27, 2011, 09:34:19 PM »

Quote from: ClearedILS on March 27, 2011, 07:18:39 PM

should i consider taking some anti-biotics i have laying around? what about probiotics?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... no. Not without a doctor's diagnosis first. Otherwise, you could just pick them up at the local drug store and everyone would take the same thing. Not a good idea. At all.

Piss out your ass until it's done, then get some solid Oats in you. Neigh a few times and call it good.

Hurricane Beef ! · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:49:36 AM »

Quote from: Rami on March 27, 2011, 07:05:47 PM

bad beef

THE BEEF is good.

THE BEEF

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:51:57 AM »

Primemuscle · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2011, 01:09:07 AM »

Quote from: ClearedILS on March 27, 2011, 07:18:39 PM

should i consider taking some anti-biotics i have laying around? what about probiotics?

No! You shouldn't have those laying around. When they were prescribed, you were supposed to take them until they were gone. Did you not listen to your doctor or pharmacist?

As for the sore butt hole thing, smear a little Vaseline on it. When you go to wipe, pat it don't wipe it that will just irritate it worse.

NotMrAverage · « **Reply #33 on:** March 28, 2011, 01:52:13 AM »

uhoh!!! the asspiss! you are literally min away from dying from kidney failure....the asspiss is a known sign that gives this condition away...the asspiss saves lives to don´t take that shit lightly!

dyslexic · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2011, 02:56:27 AM »

Didn't the Jerky Boys used to talk about ass piss? Or was it "piss neck?"

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #35 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:05:09 AM »

Antibiotics won't work, only make it worse. Just consider it a detox-cleansing day.
You'll lose 2 pounds of water, 1 pound of fat and 1/2 pound of muscle.

dogbowl · « **Reply #36 on:** March 28, 2011, 04:14:03 AM »

we call this "Gastro"

Marty Champions · « **Reply #37 on:** March 28, 2011, 05:40:31 AM »

Quote from: ClearedILS on March 27, 2011, 07:00:16 PM

i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward. definitely a fever and been getting chills too. i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately. what the fuck is wrong with me?

cut out all potential blame in your life

especially the act of eating murderd meat

Meso_z · « **Reply #38 on:** March 28, 2011, 05:52:24 AM »

It some sticky rice it will go away, seriously.

CalvinH · « **Reply #39 on:** March 28, 2011, 06:44:39 AM »

Did he die

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #40 on:** March 28, 2011, 07:44:07 AM »

im still here. slept for 11 hours. i didn't take anything and im just drinking lots of gatorade. def. dehydrated. this shit sucks. im taking 240s advice and loading up on sides next time.